Invite Michael who "macks" all but a few,
And Harshy who scurries around like a shrew.
Call out Adams who's walk has always been pimpin,
and after he's through he goes a' limpin.
Come John, who's strong as an ox,
and Hseish who talks about, uh...socks.
Invite Szabo who's questions are odd,
and Kyle who's got a nice bod.
Come Sarah who's kind and sweet,
and Kirk, who's mind is quite neat,
Call out Rachelle, the goddess of men,
and Simms, who's score is a ten.
Can't forget David who's addicted to porn,
And we must have Jung as someone to scorn.
Lets invite Matt cause he's really wise,
and Jamiee, with her pretty eyes.
Last, but not least, we must invite Dan
naturally because he is the man.
So come one, come all, out to this place,
and if you refuse I'll spray you with mace.