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Again, after many long hours of research and consideration, the National Knights of the Ku Klux Klan would like to offer an Official Apology to all Africans in America:
- We apologize for giving you doctors and free medical care, as a result you have been able to survive plagues and catastrophes while multiplying in great numbers.

- We apologize for teaching you to read and write and for building thousands of public schools which you have vandalized and destroyed.

- We apologize for teaching you the English Language which has opened you to the entire world of European Culture, thought, and commerce.

- We apologize for developing farms which feed the bulk of you so you may not eat each other.

- We apologize for providing you with warm clothing made of fabric instead of leaving you to wear animal skins and grass.

- We apologize for erecting buildings and factories which give you the opportunity for employment.

- We apologize for building roads between cities which you use for transportaion.

- We apologize for taking minerals from the earth which you neither used, wanted, or even knew were there.

- We apologize for paying most of the taxation while spending less on ourselves.

- We apologize for giving you welfare and devoting our entire lives to make this a better place for you.