MEMORANDUM FOR ALL MEMBERS OF IB PHILOSOPHY

Dear Members,

It seems this website has recently developed a problem of
"immense" magnitude. This mainly goes along with the fact
that one of our members..."preferred stock"...refuses to divulge
his/her name to the rest of the clan. This, as you all know, is
strictly prohibited under Article 34 of Matt's Code of IB
Conduct. Therefore, this must cease to continue. If Herr Stock
does not give his/her name in the next 24 hours, I will have to enact
a "Small Purge" to rid us of unloyal party members. That is all.

Your glorious leader,

Mr. Wham Bam Eat the Spam
a.k.a. Matt Zaboo.