Now it works...wtf?!?!?! I just viewed a message posted by jad....how was that deleted? Man, this is majorly screwy. I think we need to have some real time intestigatory work done. Who's up for it? Zarniwoop, Hsieh, Adams, or perhaps Britni Tokatch? Wassabi. Come on people, we need to use this time that God has given us to gain back the ground that the Commies have taken from us, not allow them to encroach more of our territory. Let's take a page out of Mike Hammer's book, and kick some Red behind. Who's with me?

I know Hsieh is. He's anxious to take out Communist China that forced his forefathers to move without honor to the mudhole that is Taiwan. C'mon, let's go! Use your connections with the Asian community to create a taskforce so non-white and so full of Asian pride that no Russian would dare oppose the dream of capitalism. Please, give ear to my call!

Adams, you are well known in the German community. Use your exellent German speaking skills (IB exam score of 4) to rally the Germanic peoples to our cause, bringing back the intelligence that the German community has not seen since WWI. We must make use of the blitzkrieg, using lighting-fast techniques that enable us to destroy the Communist insurgents. A call to arms! A call to arms! Brethren! Stand behind me and come, come, come all to the capitalist cause! If you need help convincing the Germans, just send Stenard over with his bluish blue eyes and his blond hair.

Anyone else who has ties to any of our other capitalist comrades...please, let them know of our quest to quench the fire of communism. Use any method necessary...bribery, blackmail, murder...even the "Stenardian greeting" to bring these allies to our legion. Trust me, my fellow capitalists. We will enlist, we will fight, we will conquer...and we will WIN.

Capitalist Comrade Zaboo
Chancellor, Nova Huac Logistical Corps