"i'm a survivor. i'm like a cockroach. You cant get rid of me" - madonna......gregor was a cockroach and they got rid of him. what is *that* about?!?!?!

"we need the players because without he players we wouldnt have a team" - Howard Wilkinson, technical driector on Radio 4 (UK)

"My friends, its with a great deal of pride that i present to you a president who wants to cut job - who wants to cut taxes to cut jobs - who wants to stop regulations to cut the jobs...." - politician introducing Prez. George Bush to an audience

"oxford are ahead. No Cambridge are ahead. I dont know who's ahead, but its either OXford or Cambride" - sports announcer during Oxford-Cambridge boat race.