Time to Lay off the Randomness Methinks

tknagmo: it is?
PoJo345: da
tknagmo: who is this
PoJo345: Kim II
tknagmo: kimi?
PoJo345: da chen
tknagmo: eh???
tknagmo: im lost, start over
PoJo345: saigon
PoJo345: cometh
PoJo345: and you neeed to be ready
tknagmo: WHAT?!
tknagmo: eh....?
PoJo345: BE READY
PoJo345: for the unimaginable
tknagmo: ok
tknagmo: im braced
tknagmo: whats gona happen to me>
PoJo345: you will experience a massive smack attack at the age of 34.
tknagmo: YESSS!
tknagmo: i always wanted one of those
PoJo345: yes
PoJo345: and you will get one
PoJo345: and you will like it, and then you will hate it
tknagmo: yess!
tknagmo: I KNEW IT
PoJo345: and then the dichotomous accent of the situation will cause you to wet your pants uncontrollably
tknagmo: oh yes!
PoJo345: and then...
tknagmo: AN THEN!?
PoJo345: ...a man named John Adams will come and lift you into the air...
PoJo345: ...and you will fly away...
PoJo345: ...fly away to a place that only you and I know of...
PoJo345: ...and then...
PoJo345: ...you will eat baked ham.
PoJo345: Somebody will say...
tknagmo: GASP!
PoJo345: "YAY IM HOTT!"
tknagmo: I KNEWWWW IT!
PoJo345: and you will faint.
tknagmo: LOlLLL
PoJo345: You will not wake up for seven years, thinking about the last words you heard and trying to figure out their meaning.
tknagmo: lol
tknagmo: "YAY IM HOTT"
tknagmo: oop brb
PoJo345: and suddently you will wake up
PoJo345: and that same person will shout
PoJo345: NOT!
PoJo345: and then you will be right back.

Auto response from tknagmo: brb

tknagmo: ok nakv
PoJo345: NAKV
tknagmo: LOL
tknagmo: back*
PoJo345: You are a street lackey, yes?
PoJo345: Of course you are.
PoJo345: Yes, you are.
PoJo345: and you will always be one.
tknagmo: yes
PoJo345: HAM AND CHEESE will follow you for your entire life.
tknagmo: of course.....
PoJo345: You will ask it to stop..
tknagmo: HAM AND CHEESE??
tknagmo: is this thomas>
tknagmo: ?
PoJo345: ...but tit wont listen.
PoJo345: *it
tknagmo: lol
PoJo345: It will ask for your social security number.
PoJo345: You will refuse.
tknagmo: will it?
PoJo345: It will then proceed to climb into your mouth.
PoJo345: You will refuse.
PoJo345: It will then forcefully enter your nose.
PoJo345: You will refuse.
tknagmo: AHHH
tknagmo: wait wait
PoJo345: It will pry out your eyes and enter your scull.
tknagmo: stop please
PoJo345: *skull
PoJo345: YOu will forcefully refuse.
tknagmo: EXCUSE ME!
tknagmo: who are you
PoJo345: It will die.
PoJo345: You will step on it.
tknagmo: WHO ARE YOU
PoJo345: Then...
tknagmo: OMG YOU ARE SO WERID
PoJo345: ...you will eat it.
PoJo345: And you will like it so much.
tknagmo: i think im gona stop talking to you now
tknagmo: AAA
PoJo345: and then someone named thomas will walk by...
tknagmo: thomas?
PoJo345: ...he will ask your name.
tknagmo: oh please
PoJo345: You will say..."
tknagmo: tina
PoJo345: no
PoJo345: you will not say that
PoJo345: you will say..."koreena"
tknagmo: ok what wil i say
tknagmo: oh yes
PoJo345: Yes.
tknagmo: "koreeba"
PoJo345: You certainly will.
PoJo345: Thomas will ask you your middle name.
PoJo345: You will shout
PoJo345: "it is none other than KIPPER JONES"
PoJo345: He will fall onto the floor in a pool of water, laughing.
PoJo345: You will ask him why he is laughing.
PoJo345: He will not answer you.
PoJo345: "why, why won't you answer me?"
PoJo345: He will stop laughing.
PoJo345: He will stand up, and brush off his own viscera, making sure to remove any dirt stuck to the outer regions.
PoJo345: He will then proceed to say...
tknagmo: ....
PoJo345: "Wene, child, they've killed me"
PoJo345: He will fall face down in the pool
PoJo345: and he will move again.
PoJo345: Over and over again.
PoJo345: So much that everything around you starts to move.
tknagmo: relly now?
PoJo345: Cracks appear in your own reality...breaking the seats and the chairs...and the armchair with joe montana on the back...
PoJo345: ..you will wonder...
tknagmo: omaigod
PoJo345: "why me?"
tknagmo: oooooooooooomaigod
PoJo345: "what is going on here"?
tknagmo: God help this poor child
PoJo345: No one will answer you.
tknagmo: he needs help
tknagmo: desperately
PoJo345: Then...
PoJo345: ...out of nowhere it seems...
PoJo345: ...a man will appear, holding a lampshade.
tknagmo: and saying
PoJo345: He is white, but he has an afro. A blonde afro.
PoJo345: He looks you up and down.
PoJo345: You do the same to him.
tknagmo: ...........ew
tknagmo: lOLLL
PoJo345: You realize that he is wearing the same pants he wore three days ago.
PoJo345: You don't know why, but you do.
tknagmo: oh of course
PoJo345: You think to yourself...
PoJo345: "this is truly insane"
PoJo345: You would be correct.
PoJo345: The man speaks slowly, but with a tone of confidence that you find attractive...
tknagmo: oh so attractive
PoJo345: "Hello, Koreeba, my child. I've come for you."
tknagmo: AAA
tknagmo: AAA
PoJo345: This is a bit frightening at first.
tknagmo: YOU ARE SO SCARY
tknagmo: AAAA
PoJo345: You are not sure what he is talking about.
tknagmo: im backing away now....
tknagmo: away from you....
PoJo345: Yet then, everything ends.
tknagmo: who are you?
PoJo345: The man disapears.
PoJo345: The cracks become whole again.
PoJo345: The entire world begins to shift...
tknagmo: obviously
PoJo345: ...dissolving into a puddle of water that you never realized was there in the first place...
PoJo345: ...and yet...you did.
PoJo345: You are in your home now.
PoJo345: Looking at a glass of water that is on the floor, its contents spilled onto the tile in your bathroom.
PoJo345: "It was all a dream," you think to yourself.
PoJo345: You are not entirely correct.
PoJo345: You ponder this for a moment, thinking about how you got here, and why.
PoJo345: You cannot think of anything that makes even the least bit of sense.
tknagmo: get away!
PoJo345: But that's ok.
tknagmo: YOU ARE SCAREEEE
PoJo345: You aren't worried anymore.
tknagmo: im NT?1
PoJo345: No, you're not.
PoJo345: You are very calm.
PoJo345: So calm, in fact, that you don't feel anything at all.
PoJo345: No emotion, no pain, no sensation. Nothing.
tknagmo: oh yes
tknagmo: since ure not listening
PoJo345: Yet, you are aware that you exist.
tknagmo: im gona do the same
tknagmo: ok
PoJo345: Suddenly, you feel like you are floating.
PoJo345: Acending upwards...
PoJo345: you are afraid of hitting the ceiling...
PoJo345: ...but that doesn't matter anymore.
tknagmo: this poor child
PoJo345: It doesn't exist.
tknagmo: doesnt know how to express himself
tknagmo: so he talks to sum1 he dont kno
tknagmo: scaring her outa her mind'
PoJo345: You cross gently through the place in the ceiling and continue onward towards the clouds...
tknagmo: for his own sick fun
PoJo345: ...and then you can see the entire world.
PoJo345: You then realize how much fun you've had, even if you didn't really understand what was going on.
PoJo345: You were never truly scared. Just curious.
PoJo345: And is curiosity evil? Of course not.
tknagmo: AAA GET AWAT
PoJo345: Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
tknagmo: yes it did
tknagmo: well
PoJo345: No, it didn't.
tknagmo: even tho ure not listening
tknagmo: im gona go now
PoJo345: You do that.
PoJo345: But remember...
tknagmo: OH YOU ARE CONCIOUS
PoJo345: ...flotation devices are not to be tampered with.
tknagmo: wow
tknagmo: ok ill remember that
PoJo345: Good.
tknagmo: and you remember that
tknagmo: scaring kids isnt all there is to life
tknagmo: because in the end the oranges always come home
PoJo345: Have a nice and enjoyable day that will ultimately end in peace and relaxation.
tknagmo: ok?
tknagmo: um...
tknagmo: you too
PoJo345: I had no intention of scaring anyone.
tknagmo: bye!
tknagmo: WELL YOU SURE AS HECK DID!
PoJo345: Well then.
PoJo345: That was not my intention, and I am truly sorry.
tknagmo: ah!
tknagmo: youre scarier then ever
PoJo345: No.
tknagmo: well thank you for your apology
PoJo345: I think the fear exists in your mind alone.
PoJo345: I am not scary.
tknagmo: eh..yes
tknagmo: ok
PoJo345: I am simply a 17 year old boy searching for a way to procrastinate.
tknagmo: your 17?!
tknagmo: who are you
PoJo345: How old did you think I was?
tknagmo: like 13
tknagmo: the way you were so,,,,
tknagmo: weird,
PoJo345: hey, uh...
PoJo345: ...do you know who ErI oNoDa is?
tknagmo: no
PoJo345: Ok.
PoJo345: You just lied.
tknagmo: i do not know of any eri onodas
PoJo345: That's not nice.
PoJo345: tErI oNoDa: DON"T MESS WITH KOREENA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
tErI oNoDa: >:o
tknagmo: oh indeed>?
PoJo345: I find this uncomforting.
tknagmo: im so sorry
PoJo345: Yet, i will dismiss it, in light of recent events.
tknagmo: well gtg byebye!
PoJo345: Alright.
PoJo345: have a nice day
PoJo345: and remember
PoJo345: I wasn't trying to scare anyone
tknagmo: aw
tknagmo: ok
tknagmo: bye/!
PoJo345: good bye
PoJo345: You haven't left yet.
tknagmo: i know