And now class, lets get the books off the shelf and read some useless information that you will never use, that is providing you don't forget it in ten minutes or simply not absorb it at all. What is that you ask? Why do we read it then? Well if it were up to me we would do nothing, but those Republican fat cats in Tallahassee have this thing about us 'learning' in school. And since I can't drink my vodka cleverly concealed within a Dasani water bottle while I instruct you, this is the next best thing.