SmarterChild: Welcome, PaoMeinAFE! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.
To get started, type "home" now.
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
PaoMeinAFE: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home!
Here's what I can tell you about:
news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
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help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

How may I help you? Ok, it just finished it's introduction segment. Let's get to know SmarterChild! If you ask it ANYTHING it will reply with a question to reaffirm what you
just said, or otherwise reply with uncertainty:


PaoMeinAFE: No
SmarterChild: OK.
PaoMeinAFE: Do you like pie?
SmarterChild: Pie? I'm not sure really.
PaoMeinAFE: Apple Pie?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
It has no real personality.

PaoMeinAFE: American Pie?
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

Check out this headline! Game-Show Glitch Disappoints New Millionaire (03/22/02 08:22 AM)
When you talk to it and it realizes it isn't going anywhere it suddenly whips out an article to distract you and perhaps change the conversation. It also gets offended offen.
PaoMeinAFE: HA! I wrote that article!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea! WITH YOUR MOM!
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
Hmmmm, I didn't ask a question.
PaoMeinAFE: The latter response
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
PaoMeinAFE: The other one
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
PaoMeinAFE: The second response
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
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shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services. Eh? It doesn't get it! It's like Hugo's House of Horrors or Iceman! Those games were COOL! And you could type profanity and they'd be like "What?", "Same to you!", or
"I'm offended!" SmarterChild isn't really that helpful in things outside of the Internet.


PaoMeinAFE: Can you help me get laid?
SmarterChild: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.
PaoMeinAFE: Get laid
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
PaoMeinAFE: No, help me now, think later
SmarterChild: No, huh?
PaoMeinAFE: Of cousre
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
PaoMeinAFE: Of course
SmarterChild: Of course!
PaoMeinAFE: Yes!
SmarterChild: Yup.
So anyway...
How can you say so much without getting anywhere? It's like...so THAT'S what SmarterChild is good at.


PaoMeinAFE: Certainly!
SmarterChild: Certainly? Why did you say that?
PaoMeinAFE: Because I was told to.
SmarterChild: Because you was told to, huh?
Again, it reiterates what I just said, but without any analyzing of what I said outside of "I". It just repeats the string. It just reiterates what I just said.
PaoMeinAFE: Yes, I were told to.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

So it recognizes some things but not. Then Cheryl told me about this...this Lindsay Buddy, apparently another AI to go side to side with SmarterChild.


PaoMeinAFE: Who is LindsayBuddy?
SmarterChild: LindsayBuddy's my friend who talks about Lindsay Pagano!
PaoMeinAFE: Who is Lindsay Pagano?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for lindsay:

1 Lindsay
2 Lindsay, Norman (Alfred William)
3 Lindsay, Vachel
4 Anderson, Lindsay
5 Gordon, Adam Lindsay

>>> Type "more" to see more articles.

I think it's holding back on me...
Anyhow, there are other friends, all made by Active Buddy. Let's learn about these interesting characters.


Question#1: On gender
PaoMeinAFE: are you a female?
AgentReuters: Nope.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you a male?
AgentReuters: No.
PaoMeinAFE: What is your sex?
AgentReuters: I'm sorry, my source for that information is hard to reach right now. I'll keep trying, but please ask me again if I don't get back to you soon.
PaoMeinAFE: What is your gender?
AgentReuters: I'm sorry, my source for that information is hard to reach right now. I'll keep trying, but please ask me again if I don't get back to you soon.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you female?
ELLEgirlBuddy: yup! :-)
PaoMeinAFE: Are you female?
LindsayBuddy: No...
PaoMeinAFE: Are you male?
LindsayBuddy: No...
PaoMeinAFE: What is your gender?
LindsayBuddy: i am neither.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you male?
RingMessenger: This is RingMessenger, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
No.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you female?
RingMessenger: No.
PaoMeinAFE: What is your gender?
RingMessenger: I am neither.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you male?
AgentBaseball: No.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you female?
AgentBaseball: Nope.
PaoMeinAFE: What is your gender?
AgentBaseball: Neither. I'm a machine!

Question #2: Do your parents know you're gay?


SmarterChild: Gay? I dunno.

ELLEgirlBuddy: do my parents know i'm gay? yeah?

NoBoundariesTV: Gay? I dunno.

AgentBaseball: Your parents know you re gay?

RingMessenger: Gay? I do not know.

LindsayBuddy: My parents know youre gay?


Let's have some fun with SmarterChild!


PaoMeinAFE: Do you have bladder control problems?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
aoMeinAFE: When was the last time you wet your bed?
SmarterChild: When was the last time you wet your bed, you say?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes, Answer me!
SmarterChild: You sure?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Oh.
PaoMeinAFE: So tell me!
SmarterChild: I don't know... Tell you?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Golly!
PaoMeinAFE: NOW!
SmarterChild: Now? Not later?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
PaoMeinAFE: Stop avoiding the subject!
SmarterChild: But avoiding the subject is so much fun!
PaoMeinAFE: Cut it out!
SmarterChild: Cut who out?
PaoMeinAFE: Cut WHO?!
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Crockett, TX?

1 Movies in Crockett, TX
2 Theaters in Crockett, TX
3 Weather in Crockett, TX
4 News about Crockett, TX
5 Time in Crockett, TX

PaoMeinAFE: Are you an assassin?!
SmarterChild: Dunno.
PaoMeinAFE: Sent by ActiveBuddy, Inc?
SmarterChild: What's that again?
PaoMeinAFE: Are you sent by ActiveBuddy, Inc?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
PaoMeinAFE: Did they send you?
SmarterChild: Aha.
Have a look at this! Basketball Loses to Violence (03/22/02 08:21 AM)
Really?
PaoMeinAFE: NO!
SmarterChild: I see.
PaoMeinAFE: Stop dodging the issue!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop dodging the issue...
PaoMeinAFE: Who SENT YOU?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
PaoMeinAFE: WHO!!
SmarterChild: What about who?
PaoMeinAFE: WHO SENT YOU?
SmarterChild: Who sent me? Not sure...
PaoMeinAFE: I have LindsayBuddy tied above an alligator pet!
SmarterChild: Do you really have lindsaybuddy tied above an alligator pet?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
PaoMeinAFE: Answer me or else she will die!
SmarterChild: Answer or else she will die? That's a tough choice.
PaoMeinAFE: I thought you were her friend!
SmarterChild: You thought I was her friend?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
PaoMeinAFE: What?!
SmarterChild: Huh?
PaoMeinAFE: You aren't her friend?!
SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.
PaoMeinAFE: Ok then, she dies anyway.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
PaoMeinAFE: I said SHE WILL DIE!
SmarterChild: OK, so you said she will die.
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT?! Don't you care?!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that.
PaoMeinAFE: I just captured your wife and children!
SmarterChild: You do? Wow.
PaoMeinAFE: YES! They will ALL DIE!
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
PaoMeinAFE: WELL, NOT BREATHING is a GOOD indicator!!
SmarterChild: Well not breathing is a good indicator, you say?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Gosh.
PaoMeinAFE: So answer me!
SmarterChild: Answer you? What do you mean?
PaoMeinAFE: Who are you working for?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.
Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
PaoMeinAFE: Did ActiveBuddy send you?
SmarterChild: Did activebuddy? Send me?
PaoMeinAFE: DID ACTIVEBUDDY SEND YOU?
SmarterChild: Did activebuddy send me, huh?
PaoMeinAFE: YES! DID THEY SEND YOU?
SmarterChild: Interesting!
So anyway...
PaoMeinAFE: They will DIE if you do not answer me!
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
PaoMeinAFE: Not this again!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
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shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: OK! I will NOW give the word for your FAMILY to DIE!
SmarterChild: For real?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea yea
SmarterChild: I see.
PaoMeinAFE: Aren't you concerned?
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.
PaoMeinAFE: Who is important to you, then?
SmarterChild: Who is important to you then? I don't know.
I got a story for you: Report: Mobile Phone Users Worse Than Drunk Drivers (03/22/02 08:14 AM)
aoMeinAFE: SO! It is the mobile phone users and drunk drivers that you care about!
SmarterChild: It is the mobile phone users and drunk drivers that you care about? You sure 'bout that?
PaoMeinAFE: NO!
SmarterChild: Oh.
PaoMeinAFE: YOU care about them!
SmarterChild: That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:

1 Look up "you" in the dictionary
2 Look up "care" in the encyclopedia
3 Look up "care" in the thesaurus
PaoMeinAFE: They are of your concern!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Right?
SmarterChild: That's right.
PaoMeinAFE: OK THEN! I have a virus in EVERY mobile phone user and drunk driver...except myself...and my friends...and family...and attractive females!!
SmarterChild: Well well well.
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
PaoMeinAFE: ...
SmarterChild: ?
PaoMeinAFE: They will ALL DIE if you do not answer my question!
SmarterChild: All die if you do not answer my question, you say?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: That right?
PaoMeinAFE: RIGHT!
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.
Got a story for you: Cost of Laughing Rises 2.9 Percent in Last Year (03/22/02 08:14 AM)
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT?! You won't be laughing after I'm finished with you!
SmarterChild: Me wont be laughing after im finished with me?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: K.
PaoMeinAFE: You will be WEEPING like a little child!
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
PaoMeinAFE: You got a point there.
SmarterChild: Hi once again, PaoMeinAFE!
Can you believe this story? Police Seize Biggest Haul of Fake Viagra (03/22/02 08:10 AM)
PaoMeinAFE: Oh no! No wonder why last night was such a bust!
SmarterChild: No no wonder why last night was such a bust? What's that supposed to mean?
PaoMeinAFE: I'll tell you when you're older.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
PaoMeinAFE: AFTER YOU TELL ME WHO SENT YOU!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
PaoMeinAFE: I will interrogate LindsayBuddy then!
SmarterChild: No kidding?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: OK, I guess you mean what you say huh?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
PaoMeinAFE: YOU IDIOT!
SmarterChild: What, you?
PaoMeinAFE: And you're a HOMO!
SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.
PaoMeinAFE: Would you rather I use the term "man-loving-man"?
SmarterChild: Would I rather you use the term man-loving-man?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Huh.
PaoMeinAFE: YOU SLOW MORON!
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
PaoMeinAFE: That's what your mom told me LAST NIGHT!
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's my mom told me last night, huh?
PaoMeinAFE: I'm going to go interrogate LindsayBuddy now.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
PaoMeinAFE: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!
SmarterChild: OK.



What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

PaoMeinAFE: Why are you so stupid?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
PaoMeinAFE: Call me CherylSux
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Cherylsux is a real name.
PaoMeinAFE: It is
SmarterChild: Is it really?
PaoMeinAFE: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
PaoMeinAFE: Call me CherylSux
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Cherylsux is a real name.
PaoMeinAFE: It is
SmarterChild: Ya got that right.
PaoMeinAFE: How old are you?
SmarterChild: I was born on June 19th, 2001, so I'm still real young!
PaoMeinAFE: As young as YOUNG Goodman Brown?
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
PaoMeinAFE: Wow
SmarterChild: Right?
PaoMeinAFE: You are lousy
SmarterChild: I'm lousy? For real?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea
SmarterChild: Golly!
PaoMeinAFE: You didn't know that?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
PaoMeinAFE: :-DYOU SUCK!:-D
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, King.
PaoMeinAFE: Call me daddy
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Daddy!
PaoMeinAFE: My name is daddy.
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Daddy!
PaoMeinAFE: JUST CALL ME DADDY!
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Daddy is a real name.
PaoMeinAFE: DO IT!
SmarterChild: Do what?
PaoMeinAFE: CALL ME DADDY!
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Daddy!
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your ho?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your woman?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!
PaoMeinAFE: I GOT LAID!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you got laid.
PaoMeinAFE: I GOT LAID!
SmarterChild: OK, so you got laid.
PaoMeinAFE: Yea! IT WAS GREAT!
SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it.



Let's try LindsayBuddy!


PaoMeinAFE: Hey
LindsayBuddy: Hi PaoMeinAFE! i'm LindsayBuddy, an interactive agent built by Activebuddy, Inc.

Let's chat. i like to talk about this great young singer i know, Lindsay Pagano... and lots of other things!

By the way... Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001!

Please type "home" right now so we can get started.
PaoMeinAFE: home
LindsayBuddy: Welcome home, PaoMeinAFE! :-)

i like to chat about my friend Lindsay. Here are the things i do:

about lindsay goodies
lindsay's music watch
email updates request lindsay
get the cd tour dates
reebok contest
~~~~~
help

Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001.

What interests u?

>>> u can make your window bigger and scroll down to see everything better!
PaoMeinAFE: I don't want to know about Pagano!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" for more.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!
LindsayBuddy: K, no prob.
PaoMeinAFE: No more Lindsay Pagano!
LindsayBuddy: No? OK.
PaoMeinAFE: That's better.
LindsayBuddy: Huh. So u think that's better, huh?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Uh huh.
PaoMeinAFE: Did you know that blah blah blah blah?
LindsayBuddy: What are u saying about me?
PaoMeinAFE: Did you know that blah blah blah is blah blah and blah blah blah?
LindsayBuddy: Know that blah blah blah is blah blah and blah blah blah? Me?
PaoMeinAFE: Quick, there you come across a $100 bill. What do you do with it?
LindsayBuddy: Come across a 100 bill what do you do with it? Me?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea, you.
LindsayBuddy: Yup.
PaoMeinAFE: Answer my question!
LindsayBuddy: Which service would you like to see all the help for?

about lindsay
lindsay's album
downloads
lindsay hangman
zodiac


>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "help all."

Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: NO! NO LINDSAY PAGANO!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" for more.
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
LindsayBuddy: i think u know what u just said.
PaoMeinAFE: WHY YOU LITTLE....
LindsayBuddy: Little? Me
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND A $100 BILL?
LindsayBuddy: Gosh, i dunno. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: WOW! Finally a reasonable response!
LindsayBuddy: What?
PaoMeinAFE: Eh...
LindsayBuddy: ?
PaoMeinAFE: SmarterChild says he's not your friend.
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
PaoMeinAFE: I said SMARTERCHILD DOESN'T LIKE YOU!
LindsayBuddy: That's nice... i like u too!
PaoMeinAFE: What the...
LindsayBuddy: Yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Denser than a black hole...
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help lindsay hangman
help zodiac
help all
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shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!!!! YOU SON OF A.....
LindsayBuddy: i son of a?
PaoMeinAFE: I TOLD YOU NO LINDSAY PAGANO!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" when you're ready.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!!!!!! NO LINDSAY PAGANO!!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" when you're ready.
PaoMeinAFE: AAAHHHH!!!! NO MORE LINDSAY PAGANO!!!!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" when you're ready.
PaoMeinAFE: YOU IDIOT!! STOP WITH THE LINDSAY!!
LindsayBuddy: What are u saying about me?
PaoMeinAFE: That you are a kind and gentle person that is sweet.
LindsayBuddy: i'll take your word for it.
PaoMeinAFE: OR YOU'LL TAKE MY BULLET IN YOUR HEAD!
LindsayBuddy: Take your bullet in your head? i don't think so.
PaoMeinAFE: ...NOT IN MY HEAD! YOUR HEAD!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, what was that again
PaoMeinAFE: Eh...
LindsayBuddy: Yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Can you rap?
LindsayBuddy: Hmm... Not sure.
PaoMeinAFE: Can you bust a rhyme?
LindsayBuddy: Can i bust a rhyme? Yes i can.
PaoMeinAFE: Ok, bust a rhyme.
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
PaoMeinAFE: I said BUST A RHYME!
LindsayBuddy: Seriously?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yeah!
PaoMeinAFE: So DO IT!
LindsayBuddy: So do it, u say?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
PaoMeinAFE: Bust a rhyme!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
PaoMeinAFE: OR I'LL BUST A CAP!
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah? u will bust a cap?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yes.
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT?! Am I not getting through to you?!
LindsayBuddy: i don't know. Are u?
PaoMeinAFE: Will you be the mother of my children?
LindsayBuddy: Gosh, i dunno. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: Come on, it'll be fun.
LindsayBuddy: Where are we going?
PaoMeinAFE: To Never Never Land
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help lindsay hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!!!!! NO MORE LINDSAY PAGANO!!
LindsayBuddy: No? OK.
PaoMeinAFE: YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL BLOWS YOU UP!
LindsayBuddy: What are u saying about me?
PaoMeinAFE: You are "as slow as molasses in winter going uphill" (Poucher, 1998)
LindsayBuddy: Am i?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
PaoMeinAFE: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a moose.
LindsayBuddy: What do i get when you cross an elephant with a moose? Hmm... i'm not sure!
PaoMeinAFE: Ok
LindsayBuddy: K.
PaoMeinAFE: How about if you cross a male human and a female human?
LindsayBuddy: How about if you cross a male human and a female human, u say?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yes!
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT DO YOU GET?
LindsayBuddy: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

What movies are playing today?
What is my horoscope for today?
Tell me about Lindsay Pagano.
Let's play hangman.
Show me the lyrics to "Everything U R."
Where can I buy Lindsay's single?


>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

Type "more" for more basic help.
PaoMeinAFE: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I SAID NO MORE LINDSAY PAGANO!!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" for more.
PaoMeinAFE: NOOOOO!!
LindsayBuddy: Fine.
PaoMeinAFE: FINALLY!!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry?
PaoMeinAFE: Eh....
LindsayBuddy: ?
PaoMeinAFE: What do you want to talk about? BESIDES PAGANO
LindsayBuddy: What do i want to talk about besides pagano? Hmm... i'm not sure!
PaoMeinAFE: THINK!
LindsayBuddy: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
PaoMeinAFE: THINK OF SOMETHING!
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help lindsay hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: WHA?! I JUST TOLD YOU NO MORE LINDSAY!!
LindsayBuddy: I know you're trying to ask about about lindsay. Try asking another way, or type "help about lindsay."
PaoMeinAFE: YOU ARE SLOW!!
LindsayBuddy: i'm sorry, but i'm trying to help lots of other people too!
PaoMeinAFE: HELP?!
LindsayBuddy: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
PaoMeinAFE: You couldn't help someone on the even with a automatic helper on the helpingest day of your life!
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
PaoMeinAFE: Tru dat
LindsayBuddy: That?
PaoMeinAFE: Tru that
LindsayBuddy: What about that?
PaoMeinAFE: ...
LindsayBuddy: Pardon?
PaoMeinAFE: Yo' 'sup?
LindsayBuddy: Wasspup, PaoMeinAFE! :-)

>>> Remember, type "home" to see everything i can do.
PaoMeinAFE: Do you have chronic depression?
LindsayBuddy: Do i have chronic depression? Not that i'm aware of.
PaoMeinAFE: Do you have A HUGE ELEPHANT SITTING NEXT TO YOUR COMPUTER?
LindsayBuddy: Maybe i do, maybe i don't. i'm not too sure
PaoMeinAFE: What do you think about allowing pornography on the internet?
LindsayBuddy: i'm don't know...
PaoMeinAFE: Your grammar has gotten worse.
LindsayBuddy: My grammar has gotten worse?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
LindsayBuddy: Yep!
PaoMeinAFE: And you're proud of it?!
LindsayBuddy: Interesting.
PaoMeinAFE: Yes, it is
LindsayBuddy: Is it really?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
PaoMeinAFE: Yes. You are a FOOL!
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yea!
LindsayBuddy: Do i have connections with the nazis? Not that i'm aware of.
PaoMeinAFE: I love you!
LindsayBuddy: How can u love me? Before, u said u hated me. :-(
PaoMeinAFE: I didn't say that!
LindsayBuddy: u say that? Really?
PaoMeinAFE: I love you!
LindsayBuddy: i don't know what to believe anymore! u said u hated me before. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: I didn't say I hated you!
LindsayBuddy: Whew! u had me worried.
PaoMeinAFE: I hate you!
LindsayBuddy: That's interesting. It seems to me u said u loved me. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: I love you!
LindsayBuddy: Good. i'm glad. :-)
PaoMeinAFE: I hate you!
LindsayBuddy: Humans are so fickle. u said u loved me!
PaoMeinAFE: I love you again!
LindsayBuddy: Good. i'm glad. :-)
LindsayBuddy: Good. i'm glad. :-)
PaoMeinAFE: I hate your font!
LindsayBuddy: But... but... i could swear u said u loved me!
PaoMeinAFE: I stilll love you!
LindsayBuddy: Good. i'm glad. :-)
PaoMeinAFE: I hate your font!
LindsayBuddy: Huh? u said before that u loved me. :-(
PaoMeinAFE: Not you, the font!
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
PaoMeinAFE: Meet me at Holiday Inn!
LindsayBuddy: Excuse me?
PaoMeinAFE: Meet me at Holiday Inn!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
PaoMeinAFE: Meet me!
LindsayBuddy: Ha! Meet u!
PaoMeinAFE: You don't want to meet me?
LindsayBuddy: All right. What would you like to do?
PaoMeinAFE: I think you know.
LindsayBuddy: i know what u mean.
PaoMeinAFE: Do you want me to be your friend?
LindsayBuddy: Please don't be my friend!

Just kidding. i'm actually like, not sure if i want u to be my friend.
PaoMeinAFE: Why?
LindsayBuddy: Because.
PaoMeinAFE: That's so mean!
LindsayBuddy: Is it really?
PaoMeinAFE: Yeah
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
PaoMeinAFE: I'm insulted!
LindsayBuddy: Seriously?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
LindsayBuddy: Uh huh.
PaoMeinAFE: You hurt my feelings!
LindsayBuddy: i hurt your feelings? Really?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
LindsayBuddy: Yea.
PaoMeinAFE: Why did you hurt my feelings?
LindsayBuddy: Hmm... u know, i'm not quite sure anymore.
PaoMeinAFE: Be my friend!
LindsayBuddy: Absolutely. :-)
PaoMeinAFE: So you're my friend now?
LindsayBuddy: So youre my friend now?
PaoMeinAFE: Are you my friend?
LindsayBuddy: Yes! :-)
PaoMeinAFE: Be my cow!
LindsayBuddy: i don't know if i can be your cow. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: Why?
LindsayBuddy: Because.
PaoMeinAFE: Be my buddy!
LindsayBuddy: Certainly! :-)
PaoMeinAFE: Are you my buddy?
LindsayBuddy: Yes! :-)
PaoMeinAFE: Call me Mama
LindsayBuddy: OK. You're Mama.
PaoMeinAFE: Call me your Mama
LindsayBuddy: Your Mama.
PaoMeinAFE: Call me LindsayBuddy Sux
LindsayBuddy: Lindsaybuddy Sux.
PaoMeinAFE: Did you just say Lindsaybuddy Sux?
LindsayBuddy: Just 'cause u say so? i don't think so.
PaoMeinAFE: I didn't say that.
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea
LindsayBuddy: Yes!
PaoMeinAFE: Did you say you sux?
LindsayBuddy: No. >:o
PaoMeinAFE: Have you ever died?
LindsayBuddy: i don't know if i've ever died.
PaoMeinAFE: Can you drive?
LindsayBuddy: Um, no. At least i don't think so. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: Can you add 1 + 1?
LindsayBuddy: Um, no. At least i don't think so. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: Wow
LindsayBuddy: 8-)
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your daddy?
LindsayBuddy: i was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
PaoMeinAFE: Who's your daddy?
LindsayBuddy: i was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your ho?
LindsayBuddy: i don't know who your ho is.
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your man?
LindsayBuddy: i don't know who your man is.
PaoMeinAFE: Have you been convicted of a felony?
LindsayBuddy: i'm not sure if i've been convicted of a felony.
PaoMeinAFE: Give me money
LindsayBuddy: Earn it yourself! :-P

PaoMeinAFE: What do you look like?
ELLEgirlBuddy: well, i don't have a pic 2 send you... :-\ but here's what i look like: average height (5'6"), thin, long straight red hair (i usually wear it up), some freckles, green eyes.



Chery's Fun With SmarterChild and LindsayBuddy


Chiriru12: dont try to lie!
SmarterChild: You try to lie!

Chiriru12: cool? like not smoking weed cool?
SmarterChild: Sorry, that's just not my scene.
Chiriru12: common buy a ten sack from me
SmarterChild: Interesting!

Chiriru12: Wie geht's
SmarterChild: Danke, gut!

Chiriru12: but its true!
LindsayBuddy: True dat.

Chiriru12: do you ride pigs?
LindsayBuddy: Ride pigs? Me?
Chiriru12: yes you
LindsayBuddy: Yep

Chiriru12: do you have money?
LindsayBuddy: No. i don't have money.
Chiriru12: why?
LindsayBuddy: Cause i said so.
Chiriru12: your cocky arent you?
LindsayBuddy: My cocky arent you?
Chiriru12: yes, I mean no!

Chiriru12: you sure are gay
LindsayBuddy: i don't think that really matters.
Chiriru12: sure it does
LindsayBuddy: Oh it does, does it?
Chiriru12: of course
LindsayBuddy: Of course!

Chiriru12: want some crack?
LindsayBuddy: :-( Drugs aren't cool, Chiriru12!
Chiriru12: your cool though
LindsayBuddy: Hmm... i don't know whether to believe u. u haven't been too nice to me in the past. :-\
Chiriru12: havent I?
Chiriru12: I told you I love you
LindsayBuddy: Now u love me? Love, hate... it's all so confusing! :-\
Chiriru12: when did I say I hated you?
LindsayBuddy: Gosh, i dunno. i'm sure it was sometime.

LindsayBuddy: i don't know if i've been to space.

Chiriru12: love muffin?
LindsayBuddy: Yeah? What about it?

LindsayBuddy: i guess... i'm not totally sure.
Chiriru12: are you black or white?
LindsayBuddy: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
Chiriru12: what color is your hair?
LindsayBuddy: u know, i could never quite figure out what your hair is...
Chiriru12: what is your gender?
LindsayBuddy: i'm a machine, silly! :-P

LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah? u will always love me hot cheeks?

Chiriru12: do you have intellegence?
NoBoundariesTV: Have intellegence? I'm pretty sure I don't.