All the girls in the bathroom talking.
Who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins?
My ears are burning but I kept on walking.
Smile on my face and an air guitar rocking.

Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants. There's nothing better. Oh oh oh!
The girls ask the guys. It's always a surprise. There's nothing better.
Baby do you like my sweater?

Sitting in the back of my next class napping.
Got up, gave a speech, then bowed to the clapping.
Told a funny joke got the whole class laughing.
I think I got a tan fromthe light in which I was basking.
Scan the cafeteria for some good seating.
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating.
The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating.
I said, "That's one thing I won't be needing."
And since I'm rather smart and cunning
I took off down the next hall running.
Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
(only to get stopped by a girl so stunning?).

She said, "You're smooth
and good with talking.
You're going with me
to the Sadie Hawkins."

Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants. There's nothing better. Oh oh oh!
The girls ask the guys. It's always a surprise. There's nothing better.
Baby do you like my sweater?