The mystery began a few years ago when a turkey hunter saw a 4 foot wide, 1 foot thick boulder wedged 80 feet up in a tree


"I think the answer is fairly obvious here. A butterfly flapped its wings in Hong Kong one night, which caused just enough vertical movement in the surrounding air to form a drop of dew on a nearby rusty lock. This drop of dew continued the process of weakening the lock, which just happened to be the lock of the back door of an insane asylum. Later that weak, a mad scientist was able to break that lock and escape from the asylum. Being the mad scientist that he is, he promptly tried to build a gigantic jet engine that would push Earth off its orbit and eventually spiral into the sun. Luckliy Bames Jond, a young british secret agent, was able to foil the scientists evil plan, but not before some of the scientists genetically altered superchicken guards were unleased in downtown LA. Los Angelinos did what they normally do when confronted with genetically altered superchickens... they rioted. The president of the United States was forced to declare a local state of marshal law, using some units of the national guard to restore order. One of the national guardsmen who was called up was forced to miss the birth of his child. His wife, growing resentful of his military obligations, procedes to suicide bomb the white house. With the death of the president, the vice president is then sworn in. The vice president, being a secret brother of the mad scientist, orders DARPA to create a new breed of genetically altered superchickens, but this time they would be mixed with mosquitos to create a truly unstoppable race of superchickenmosquitos. Godzilla, being the friendly moster that he is in the later movies, interceeds in the plan of the vice president, doing battle with the superchickenmosquitoking in the heart of tokyo. Outraged japanese, unable to stand the fact that americans would disgrace up their most treasured national movie licence by forcing it to do battle with a superchickenmosquito, decide to renew world war II pretty much where it left off. Unfortunatly, the forgot that world war II left off with 2 japanese cities glassed over. So world war III started off with the americans bombing 2 more of japan's cities. Godzilla, having been stung by the superchickenmosquitoking during its final battle, becomes enraged at the american attack on japan, and goes on an out of control rampage on the ocean floor. Superchickenmosquitokinggodzilla creates a tidal wave that destroys most of the united states western seaboard, including the geomagnetic storm monitor bases in alaska. Without those geomagnetic storm monitors, the human race is completly supprised by the appearance of the next solar perfect storm, which promptly reduces mankind back to the stone age. Over the course of the next 200 million years humanity rebuilds itself, but keeps the secret of its superchickenmosquitokinggodzilla hidden from most people, so that nobody shall desire to repeat the mistakes that led to the superchickenmosquitokinggodzillatidalwave. The last of the keepers of this secret, sensing that his death was near, entombed the secret inside 3 stones, which he hid in the trees of the forrests of indiana, hoping that one day they could be rediscovered after humanity had evolved beyond its brutal ways.

Superchickenmosquitokinggodzilla will rise again..."

-Nelno