okay, fall?...Hey Mike, you're full of it! Everyone knows that the Irish have the best beer!

Michael, hear this little song,
So you'll know that you are wrong.
The Germans have the best beer, I hear,
I'll bet you pulled that right out of your rear.
Sure it's bubly and gold,
But it's the Irish that one should behold.
Their beer is stronger, foamy, and sweet,
and tis the pubs where the Irish men meet.
In Germany they lack these bars,
As their too busy building Volkswagon cars.
Their focus if off the main subject,
So to your statement I must object.
The Irish, by far, have the best beer,
and if you deny, I'll have to cheer
that you are a fool and cannot deny
That the Irish are rich in their Hops and Rye.