A Perfect Mistaken Identity for the Information Age

AR 588: szabo the point of testing the away is for you to im with it on
AR 588: lets try it again
PoJo345: what the fick

Auto response from AR 588: I'm currently away so I have setup an ultra sophisticated program to continue this conversation in my absense.
AR 588: Hey how you doing
PoJo345: Not bad, you?
AR 588: Good, so whats up
PoJo345: Nothing mcuh
PoJo345:*much
AR 588: K, Well nice talking to you
AR 588: huh, huh?
PoJo345: ...
PoJo345: DAVID??
PoJo345: what the fick
Auto response from PoJo345: "His mouth started to speak, but his brain decided it hadn't got anything to say yet and shut it again. His brain then started to contend with the problem of what his eyes told it they were
looking at, but in doing so relinquished control of the mouth which promptly fell open again. Once more gathering up the jaw, his brain lost control of his left hand which then wandered
around in an aimless fashion. For a second or so the brain tried to catch the left hand without letting go of the mouth and simultaneously tried to think about what was buried in the ice,
which is probably why the legs went and Arthur dropped restfully to the ground."
AR 588: ok
AR 588: yo
PoJo345: what you want
PoJo345: bit
AR 588: what did you think anyway
PoJo345: i think you suck
AR 588: yo, dont tell me you are still putting energy into the ia, come on b, its a lost cause, come one fly right essay
AR 588: why do I suck
AR 588: how could you possibly know, i mean, only hsieh....
PoJo345: huh
AR 588: nm
AR 588: whats going on
PoJo345: shut up michael
AR 588: michael?
PoJo345: ?
AR 588: you said shut up michael
AR 588: wtf
AR 588: well know I must go away, talk to you when you reorrient yourself into the real world, not the world o history szabes
PoJo345: my name is not zabes

Auto response from AR 588: Out Crushing Capitalism, no time to talk, try back later PoJo345

PoJo345: communism is for the weakminded
PoJo345: i think that is something you know
PoJo345: and i think you need to accept that this world has never and will never support a pro communist government when the united states of america has the means of destroying the seed of its creation. This you know now, and i expect you to implement this ideology into your everyday life, suppressing any views that contradict the one given here. And if I ever find out that you are in association with any former or current communists, or for that matter anyone who has ever been associated with those scum bags, you will be removed from your position as high chancellor of zabuamia.