"Simply, I am a white woman trapped in the body of a black man who's trying to be a white man."

Hmm. Hsieh, perhaps your brother needs some counseling due to his Michael Jackson obsession. Who knows, maybe he's really an asian woman in a asian man's body trying to be a crazed albino pop singer who is actually a white woman trapped in the body of a black man who's trying to be a white man. Thus, you need to prevent your brother from achieving his goal of becoming a white man. White man, get your hands off her. GET AWAY FROM HER!!