Asian Advantage? An excerpt from Jonathan Hsieh's xanga.

i ran to epcot center and just watched for an opening. i saw a group of asian performers for "chinaland" or whatever they have at epcot. then they got through the line. i ran up to the gate and the guy was about to stop me. i pointed to the group ahead of me and said "it's ok, i'm asian." the dude let me through. now i got to enjoy epcot center!

i wanted to ride the spaceship earth ride. i waited in line for a while. some employee came up to me and said "dude, you're asian" and escorted me to the front. lots of irate people started yelling at me, but the employee just replied "dude, he's asian." and they stopped being angry!

anyhow, i ran around the place getting ahead in lines just by saying "it's ok, i'm asian." i got free food and merchandise. i was on top of the world!!!!!! i could do whatever i wanted! i didn't keep my hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, but nobody could stop me!

i managed to sneak into a bunch of pics. just walk behind them casually and right before they snap the picture, just turn and stand next to the people. now the people will remember me and their vacation forever! at first most got angry, but then they suddenly softened up and said "it's ok, he's asian."

anyhow, it must've been asian appreciation week or something. i made my way out of epcot afterwards.