Ah...many are coming...soon we will be able to conquer the world...yes...do not forget the way of the world.
Better Luck Today
Sometimes you just find a place that fits right into your daily schedule. Well, to save you the time, I'll tell you right now that this site is one of those places. You'll want to return again and again and again...until you perish.
Thursday, February 28, 2002
I've already applied for the job, yo. BACK OFF! (Szabo, if you change what I sayagain, I'll mutilate you slowly and painfully!)
I'd just like to say Congrats to our first female member...Rachelle, would you like to take a bow? (Muahahaha! Szabo's attempt to make this site guy-only was futile!)
I'd like a date, but I don't see that happening for the obvious reasions. In addition, I made a deal with myself that I wouldn't go to any more dances with out a date, so as it seems I'm out of luck. Oh well...how about that hug?
"Evidence" that John Stenard is like Mel Gibson in Braveheart:
- Kyle Flanagan: John Stenard is 7 ft. tall.
- John Stenard: Yes, I've heard, and if he were here today, he'd consume the
Fuhrer with fireballs from his eyes, and lighting bolts from his arse. I am
John Stenard, and I stand here, in front of a whole army of my
countrymen, in the difance of terriany. You came here as free men, and free
men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight.
- John Adams: Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
- John Stenard: Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live, at least for awhile.
And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing, to take
all the days from this day till then, to come back here and tell Harsh,
he may take our lives, but he'll never take our freedom!
Wednesday, February 27, 2002
IB Quote of the Week: Japan is a third world county.--Anonymous
Today class we are going to sit quietly in the dark because I have a "headeache."--Moore
Little old ladies roam the airports and banks of Germany with suitcases full of marks.--Ursula
Quote of the day: "IB students need a tattoo on their chest saying 'insert knife here and twist.'" -Amber
Tuesday, February 26, 2002
Right. Mike, you do know that we tease you because we envy you. You're the man, you're not afraid of girls like me and don't make an ass of yourself infront of them like 'ol Szabes. You're smooth and cool, always say the right thing and always get the girl that you want. Me on the other hand will have been chasing Jamiee for two years this April 12th (exact date). It's sad, really...I think I need a hug.
The sophomore girl that Mike was talking to: Are you asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again?
Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Remember that Michael, it will encourage you. ::cackle::
Quote of the day: "Significant Digits!" -Brian Hseish (while trying to signal Michael to get a girl's phone number, with whom I must admit he was flirting, during Math tutoring)
I too am an administrator, here. I wanted to make this big and try to get every IB student involved, but Szabo said "no girls." This doesn't bode well for his masculinity, I think. Oh, well, I didn't create it so I don't have the right to invite girls with out his consent even though I have the power to do so. Perhaps he'll change his mind and we can begin to recruit more IB students...but who knows?
Monday, February 25, 2002
Well, I'm preparing for war on Mrs. Hoffman. My troops are in place and one major alliance has been made (my mother). I've only one alliance left to make (John Adams), one that will provide me with much needed materials to ensure the success of this feat. I plan to begin with a frontal assult using my intellect along with my secret weapon...my Stalin Essay. If she doesn't surrender from this assult then my ally (mom) will secure victory by flanking the Hoffman's position through the Office of Dr. McPheron. Victory is eminant, gentlemen. I will not require your support on this one, but give it not and perhaps I shall conquer you next! Muahahahaha! I shall teach that fiend Hoffman to mess with the great Green Army of Sir Ekko, the Storm of Silence! (To sum things up, I'm going to talk to Mrs. Hoffman about the grade I got on my Stalin Essay...my mom is behind me on this one)
Sunday, February 24, 2002
Read the mission statement and you will understand all, my good friend from the College of Micronesia. Have you visited any of the WWII museums in Guam? I hear they are superb.
How did I get invited to this website? I go to the College of Micronesia and all of the sudden this e-mail came and clogged my IPI system. What is the deal with this, in the meantime?
Post happenings at SPHS, and you opinions on them. Make sure that you preserve your own ideals in your remarks, for if you cannot be proud of anything, then you will surely eat monky wax.