The electron Transport System:

Kyle is the first man in the room. The women flock to him as he is the only man there. Unfortunately for Kyle, they leave him for no reason and exit the room. Other women stray to the next male in the room, Michael. He has more attraction than Kyle. But some still leave him and others move onto the final male, Asshole. Upon meeting him all the women leave out of one of two doors...one to the promise land and the other to the subway.

Women= protons (H+)
Kyle= protein 1
Michael= protein 2
Asshole= protein 3
promise land= between the inner and outer membrane of the Mitochondria
Subway= combination of O2 + electrons + H+ to form water.
The Women enter from= Cytoplasm from NADH (turns to NAD+ after drops off protons)
The drive for the women to move through the different men= electrons that push the protons (2e- push H+)