Saigon has fallen. Air transports are waiting for any survivors who
wish to leave the country. The Communists have established
checkpoints at every other interesection in the transit system, so as
you move to the rendezvous point use extreme caution. Do not forget
to locate...the...item of substantial importance. You know what it
is, so do not ask further questions in case of possible infiltration.
After locating and obtaining the item, do not, I repeat, do not press
the red button. Doing so may result in something so random and
unknown that it could destroy the fabric of probability itself,
resulting in such an arbitrary event that even certain quadripeds will
learn to use wings.

I don't have to tell you how dangerous this mission is...I'm sure our
informant has made this clear to you. Time is against you, and so are
about forty thousand armed militia, but hey, you've got the training,
you've got the experience, and most importantly you've got
recklessness that rivals even the most hardened of garbage men. Use
your skills and perhaps even luck to come out on top and save the
world along with a few neighboring asteriods and a small taco stand in
the most remote region of the galaxy. If you fail, we are all doomed.
If you succeed, you will be proclaimed a hero and go down in history
as the bravest citizen the world has ever known...not to mention a
coupon for a free chalupa.

-Communication out-

-Lieutenant Mike Keyster-