The Surreal Pic

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That's Bin Laden in the front. He has dyed his skin and now masquerades as a Tai Chi instructor in Massachussets. How did the FBI miss this?

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Hi. I'm Brian Hsieh. I want to be your Hsieh-link. Rice out, yo.

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Tiff?

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These people are PHd candidates. The future of America looks bright, my fellow Americans.

By the way, if the pictures look screwed up, click on "view web page", located halfway down the screen, in orange. Thanks.

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No!! I'm Chris Bauer!! Get it right, foo!

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Hey! I'm Chris Bauer! Imposter!

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Hi. I'm Chris Bauer. I'm here to take you to Texas. Hop in. We're in for a wild ride. Just me and...you. C'mon. Let's go.

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Sup B.

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Yeah, Tiff gets pretty roudy at parties. It's a sad thing. Not just for me, but for him too. Where's his sense of decency? The world may never know.

A picture of me, Spike Spiegel, bounty hunter extraordinaire.

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The worst feeling is suddenly realizing that you don't measure up.
And that, in the past, when you thought you did, you were a fool.
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Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of prison. And
the crime is how much we hate ourselves. It's good to get really dressed up
once in a while. And admit the truth: that when you really look closely?
People are so strange and so complicated that they're actually... beautiful.
Possibly even me.

My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying,
"How was that drive-by shooting?" You don't care how it was, you're lucky
to get out alive.

Like with boys, how they have it so easy. How you have to
pretend that you don't notice them... noticing you.

Her lips were saying "no," but her eyes were saying, "read my lips."

When the Dark comes rising, six shall turn it back;
Three from the circle, three from the track.
Wood, bronze, iron; water, fire, stone;
Five will return, and one go alone.

Iron for the birthday, bronze carried long;
Wood from the burning, stone out of song;
Fire in the candle-ring, water from the thaw;
Six Signs the circle, and the grail gone before.

Fire on the mountain, shall find the harp of gold
Played to wake the Sleepers, oldest of the old;
Power from the green witch, lost beneath the sea;
All shall find the light at last, silver on the tree.

Shize. I need more time man. Can't think about school startin' again. It all went by so slow, yet so fast.

Wanna Listen? Check these links out.

Blue
http://jameswong.com/ykproject/disc/bebop_blue/01.ram

The Real Folk Blues
http://jameswong.com/ykproject/disc/bebop_vit/01.ram

Blue

Created by Yoko Kanno
Performed by: Mai Yamane
Featuring: Soichiro Otsuka and Gabriela Robin (Soprano Voice)
Lyrics by: Tim Jensen

Never seen a bluer sky
Yeah I can feel it reaching out
and moving closer
There's something 'bout blue.

Asked myself what it's all for
You know the funny thing about it
I couldn't answer
No, I couldn't answer.

Things have turned a deeper shade of blue
and images that might be real
maybe illusion
Keep flashing off and on

Free...
Wanna be free, Gonna be free...
and move among the stars
You know they really aren't so far

Feels so free...
Gotta know free... Please...
Don't wake me from the dream
It's really everything it seemed

I'm so free...
No black and white in the blue

Everything is clearer now
Life is just a dream, you know
that's never-ending
I'm ascending...

The Real Folk Blues

Created by Yoko Kanno

Lyrics by Yuho Iwasato
Performed by: Mai Yamane
Romanized by: Priya Monrad

Aishite tato dakeku ni wa
Amari ni toki wa sugi deshimata
Mada kokoro no hokorobi o
Iyasene mama kaze ga fuiteru

Hitotsu no me de asuo mite
Hitotsu no me de kino o mitsumeteru
Kimi no ai no yurikago de
Mo ichido yasuraka ni nemuretala

Kawaita hitomi de dare ka naitekure

THE REAL FOLK BLUES
Hontou no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
Doro no kawa ni sukatta jinsei mo warukuwanai
Ichido kiri de owarunara

Hipou ni michita zetsupouto
Wanaga shikakerareteru kono CHANCE
Nani ga yokute warui no ka
COIN no omototo ura mita ida

Doredake ikire wa iyasereru no tarou

THE REAL FOLK BLUES
Hontou no yorokobi ga shiritai dake
Hikaru mono no subete ga
mokon to wa kagira nai


(Repeat)

And then suddenly there was no-one left standing in the hall
With a flood of tears that no one really ever heard fall
Well I went searchin� for an answer, up the stairs and down the hall
Not to find an answer...just to hear the call.

Yeah. Adams and I were thinking about going to the "Freshman orientation" and choosing our lockers then. Adams was going to find out when that is, so hopefully he'll post it on Blogger sometime soon. I do think the "meeting place" would be a good place to get lockers.

http://www.geocities.com/RFBlues/

Master is back, Hsieh. Go fetch me some coffee. Chop Chop.

"You're the one still tied to the past."

- Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop

Bostitch and Swingline. Anyone know what item these brands belong to? The winner will receive $1, for use in a public telephone booth.

One day.

Hsieh, perhaps you should pursue a career in political analysis. I find your commentary both thought provoking and intellectually stimulating. Bravo.

I don't understand racism, at all

Communism is an unhealthy dream....atheism is perhaps as bad as piety...
Nurse, If we were all walking about naked no one would think anyone a slvt ( unless your definition of slvt is more than what I deduced from your last blog) I agree...the body isn't dirty...it's what you do with it that can be but then who says that's a bad thing?

I'd rather not.

More about this story and more after this short commercial break...

5 calories a milisecond. Yeah...it's that good.

Anyone want a lard burger?

I've got the metabolism of a school girl.

Now it works...wtf?!?!?! I just viewed a message posted by jad....how was that deleted? Man, this is majorly screwy. I think we need to have some real time intestigatory work done. Who's up for it? Zarniwoop, Hsieh, Adams, or perhaps Britni Tokatch? Wassabi. Come on people, we need to use this time that God has given us to gain back the ground that the Commies have taken from us, not allow them to encroach more of our territory. Let's take a page out of Mike Hammer's book, and kick some Red behind. Who's with me?

I know Hsieh is. He's anxious to take out Communist China that forced his forefathers to move without honor to the mudhole that is Taiwan. C'mon, let's go! Use your connections with the Asian community to create a taskforce so non-white and so full of Asian pride that no Russian would dare oppose the dream of capitalism. Please, give ear to my call!

Adams, you are well known in the German community. Use your exellent German speaking skills (IB exam score of 4) to rally the Germanic peoples to our cause, bringing back the intelligence that the German community has not seen since WWI. We must make use of the blitzkrieg, using lighting-fast techniques that enable us to destroy the Communist insurgents. A call to arms! A call to arms! Brethren! Stand behind me and come, come, come all to the capitalist cause! If you need help convincing the Germans, just send Stenard over with his bluish blue eyes and his blond hair.

Anyone else who has ties to any of our other capitalist comrades...please, let them know of our quest to quench the fire of communism. Use any method necessary...bribery, blackmail, murder...even the "Stenardian greeting" to bring these allies to our legion. Trust me, my fellow capitalists. We will enlist, we will fight, we will conquer...and we will WIN.

Capitalist Comrade Zaboo
Chancellor, Nova Huac Logistical Corps

That's enough of the niceties. Let's get down to business. For some reason, I'm having trouble publishing my stuff so it can be read. What is up wit' dat homie gs? Heh? Anyone have any idea about what is going on? If you do please let me know as soon as possible. If not, then please go eat some cornbread dipped in motor oil cooked over a three legged baboon that has several different forms of rabies that were given to him by Nurse Hsieh, our beloved Asian cookie dough maker. So, in summation, taste the rainbow, before IT TASTES YOU.

You know what is full of treasure? Jelly bean packages. Every single bean is full of flavour (British spelling done intentionally) and while these flavours (hehe) are delicious alone, mixing different flavours together allow for an exponiential variety of scrumptious blends. It's all good.

PoJo345: nice movie
Carolina Firefly: which one?
PoJo345: Door to Door
PoJo345: just came on TnT
Carolina Firefly: oh
Carolina Firefly: I missed it
PoJo345: and ended
PoJo345: ah, well
PoJo345: TNT will show it again sometime, i'm sure
PoJo345: they love to repeat
Carolina Firefly: lol
Carolina Firefly: yes they do
PoJo345: yep
Carolina Firefly: hehe
PoJo345: so, what's up with your?
PoJo345: enjoying your summer?
Carolina Firefly: not particually
Carolina Firefly: but oh well
Carolina Firefly: I'll live
PoJo345: oh
PoJo345: sho thang
Carolina Firefly: and you?
PoJo345: ah, yeah, it's been pretty fun
Carolina Firefly: what have you been doing?
PoJo345: oh, stuff, here and there
PoJo345: mostly family outings
Carolina Firefly: outings to where?
PoJo345: here and there
PoJo345: everywhere
Carolina Firefly: oh wow. how intriguing. lol
PoJo345: Interestingly intriguing.
PoJo345: www.billporter.com
PoJo345: schnick schnack
Carolina Firefly: schlick. the closer shave

"Saigon falleth. Now it cometh in the end."

Hmm..."Try to reason about love and you will lose your reason to love"---French Proverb
coffee at 7AM, soft rain, the smell of the wall...cement wall.."Yesterday"...Heller's humor..old letters..isfsknight..finding everything I want in the dark, Eddy...the bus.. my cousin...the crazy lady we stayed with...Jeremie...legends...well I tell myself..the cemetery story, poetry..."wine...more wine..."Le Diner de Cons"...Chagall...Grant...The tower...Pisa...Daniel Auteuil and "The Girl on the Bridge," Detail from "Sinuosidal"...library....ny...sejourney...the train...so f..lost...my dress.....so cold..the bus...Madison..."Sing"...Law...Spanish class...les yeux verts...Thiery Lermite...Andy Garcia..."The Truth About Cats and Dogs"....Reality Bites...Before Sunrise...the guitar...crypic...foolish...temerity...the play...last night...driven... grey...The Little Prince..hmm missing...old and sad maybe, fountain of youth. Promise...broken, glass...talk with krayer, headache..sick obsession...suenos...the good ones......

Love is an organ of fire.

-According to "The English Patient"

Question for everyone: LOVE IS LOVING OR BEING LOVED?
Feel free to show me the light. Lost my torch..actually not sure I ever had one...damn illusions.

Hsieh cracks my pup.

Pooch.

Titanic was so funny at the end...lol...or maybe it's because I'm slightly delirious right now

I am bored out of my f.... skull. HELP ME!!!!

Happy Fourth of July everyone :)