PoJo345: who are you, for the fiftieth time.
QTQUACK20: why not make it a 51st?
PoJo345: Fine. Then will you tell me?
QTQUACK20: umm....
QTQUACK20: probably not
PoJo345: Fine.
QTQUACK20: yep
PoJo345: How did you get my email address?
PoJo345: err
PoJo345: my screen name?
QTQUACK20: I dont know
QTQUACK20: I thought it was cool
PoJo345: how do you know that i was reading Chonicle of a Death Foretold, and how do you know the charactes within?
QTQUACK20: I didnt know you were reading that book. You brought up the characters, and I've read it
PoJo345: Hah. I likely story.
QTQUACK20: believe whatever you want
PoJo345: I will.
QTQUACK20: good... happy for you
PoJo345: I think I have talked to you before, except you were under a different screen name.
PoJo345: Yes...you're personality is showing through.
PoJo345: *your
PoJo345: I will find out who you are, you know.
PoJo345: It's just a matter of time.
PoJo345: Time solves all problems, it seems.
QTQUACK20: what screenname?
PoJo345: Hah. I will not reveal any of my evidence.
PoJo345: I will only bide my time 'til the moment is right.
QTQUACK20: hahaha
PoJo345: You laugh now. I will seek you out.
PoJo345: Then I will pounce. Be frightened. Be very frightened.
QTQUACK20: I'm never frightened
PoJo345: You will be.
QTQUACK20: you can keep going and I wont stop you, but you'll never know, I promise you that
PoJo345: Hah.
QTQUACK20: haha
PoJo345: Don't make promises you can't keep.
QTQUACK20: oh, but I can
PoJo345: Only time can tell.
QTQUACK20: You don't know anything about me. How will you figure out who I am?
PoJo345: I have my ways.
PoJo345: Or.
PoJo345: You can make things easy.
PoJo345: Confess your identity immediately.
QTQUACK20: I like doing things the hard way
QTQUACK20: theres nothing to confess
PoJo345: Fine.
PoJo345: Perhaps you can simply tell me if I know you in life. If not, then I wont persue the matter with passion.
QTQUACK20: I may have walked past you before
PoJo345: ...
PoJo345: Now we're getting somewhere.
PoJo345: So...you attend the same school as I do?
QTQUACK20: you go to school?
PoJo345: ...
PoJo345: I go to school.
QTQUACK20: what school?
PoJo345: Hmm...don't be stupid.
PoJo345: Are you male or female?
QTQUACK20: I'm not being stupid
PoJo345: Don't be smart then.
QTQUACK20: I'm not being smart
PoJo345: Then what are you being?
PoJo345: Male or Female!?!!?!
QTQUACK20: I am....
PoJo345: hmm...
PoJo345: ...do you know my gender?

QTQUACK20: male
PoJo345: and you know this how?
QTQUACK20: member info
PoJo345: Member info?
QTQUACK20: I have to be going now
PoJo345: ...
QTQUACK20: bye PoJo345
QTQUACK20 signed off at 3:32:50 PM.

Who or what is this fiend? I will not rest until I discover his/her enigmatic identity!!!!