Saturday, August 24, 2002

Rantings of a Famous Fool

PoJo345: GOOD.
PoJo345: I love when you touch me in that way, cause you escite a homrone wihin me that is so stimulated by our touch that the rest of the world will now respect my writings. for example don don relaid will be respected by the world because it was make before the 34th century in which the world will be turned into the world of a rabbit and the rest of the nation will eat gum tied to a pile of smoking dog shit
Snert7496: my god
Snert7496: my dear god
PoJo345: Love me up you steamin gpile of do ghshit
Snert7496: zzzzzzssssssstttttt
PoJo345: sometimes you should never respect what kafka says about the rest of your life. I think you should go eat some turk peas and then go talk to snert323 who has a remedy for the disease that you will contract. Furthermore, going to school will prolong your life because you will learn how to eat the dirt from the earth, which is found everywhere in this god forsken planet created by mother pig. Also, go eat some yellow cheese bread found at your local panera for some extra sensory stimulation. You will be glad you did it, cause you will then have the best oral ingestion of a dog intestine than your friend ellena who actually is a terminally ill pig infected by the infectiious yet belligerant disease of hypodistromatic anemia. so go and find it, and you shall be looked for.
Snert7496: che buono
PoJo345: it is not for the weak minded because foreskin has this quality, a quality that is so beyond all reason that if you touch it it will fall apart right in your very hands. foreskin was made so that you could peel it off like a banana, a banana that has no life but is set to be used for the betterment of more fortunate individuals. I think you should go take your foreskin, stick it in the wall, and tell it that you love it so much taht you woul dbe willing to give it a bath in the most infectious water filled with pathogens created by the evil emperor gastro who is actually a stomach virus that enjoys eating the yellow seeds that are found within the innermost sections of teh body, that body meaning the body of water associated with bile in the nethermost regions of new york city, not the state mind you. so if you suck on it enough;, you will not be the man, but rather the woman you really are. so never get me started on this tirade again or you will feel the wrath of a man who was never diagnosed with hodgkins disease, but actually has tetanus and is foaming from the mouth.
Snert7496: put these on blogger please

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