C G D Am
A long December and there's reason to believe
C G C
Maybe this year will be better than the last
Am C G D
I can't remember the last thing that you said
Am
as you were leavin'
G C
Now the days go by so fast
G C Am C
And it's one more day up in the canyons
G C Am C
And it's one more night in Hollywood
G C Am n.c. G
If you think that I could be forgiven...I wish you would
C Am C ....

I wish it were so easy. Yet it's not. How many days until a mountain levels to the ground? I have unwillingly begun an experiment to test such a question. Thus far, no results, other than it takes quite a long time. Isn't it interesting how mountains often beget more and more mountains, and they grow exponentially, yet unlike a sigmoid growth curve, in that there is no plateu? They just increase...on and on and on...hmm. I suppose there is a plateu, when all the surface area is used up. Nevertheless, they grow on and on, multiplying and covering the earth with their evil ways. Some become volcanoes, and erupt in a rush of lava that destroys the surrounding vegetation for years, decades, sometimes even centuries. Yet, mountains do eventually crumble and fall, yet these show no signs of collapsing any time soon. Ah well. My chariot awaits. Good night, dear friends, and hold tight to your daily schedule. Should you deviate, just once, your world will crumble around you, and the frogs, insects, and boils of the air shall find thee, and in the darkness, bind your hands. Don't shout or cry, for no one shall hear you. You must bear these trials alone of any mortal companion. Do not fear death, for it shall not come, yet extreme agony awaits thee, and only time can heal your wounds.

metroid3

Bungsaih (10:49:18 AM): wonder who went to mikes thing
PoJo345 (10:49:21 AM): hah
PoJo345 (10:49:22 AM): NO ONE

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Just for Hsieh.

-"HEY! I'm not a football!"
-"Oh."

I could use some longshanks,but I don't see any lying around. Rewind the clock. 1992. Yes. A good year, and a great time for balloon man.

I guess no one cares about blogger anymore. I feel sad, yet happy at the same time. When will the interest rise again? The world may never know, or atleast I may not. ::Sigh:: I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year. If no one else comes to visit the site anymore, I assure you that I will be here, enraptured in my solitude, thinking kind thoughts about the rest of society. All is well, friends. Keep it in the fishin hole, and don't forget the arbitrary furlongs. At long lost, reclaim your decency. Gundam Wing - Just Communication can help you do that. Turn up the volume. Higher. That's right. TURN IT WAY UP. So loud that your siblings hear "RED ALERT, RED ALERT" near the end of the song. Hear it, and be free. That is all my children. Be...nice.

The World Works in Mysterious Ways...Such as this...

I laugh. Ha, ha.

Arbitrary Furlongs.

PoJo345: what does one do when they have all the time in the world?
P00hbear1121: sleep
PoJo345: i c
P00hbear1121: what would you do with all the time in the world?
PoJo345: travel
PoJo345: endlessly
P00hbear1121: that's cool
PoJo345: don't patronize me
PoJo345: you think it's stupid
PoJo345: and you would kill me if you could
P00hbear1121: i do not
PoJo345: but i wont let you
P00hbear1121: lol

I like this.

I need somemore cheese.

SHUT UP YOU FOOL!

On MedicAZN: Black Widow
- cause pathology
- female mates with male and eats male
- most common area attacked is scrotum
Azn Sansayshun: tell me when its 2:35 plz!~
Azn Sansayshun: LOL
Azn Sansayshun: awww

gnotazn: cxzkbsfknbsbae
On MedicAZN: try to stare at her for more than 10 seconds
gnotazn: i can't
gnotazn: aaaaaaaaah

http://David.Tiffany.youaremyfriend.com/

Hsieh? Where are you?

Can you say, WORKAULIP?

gnotazn: i'd rather go thru IB again
gnotazn: asssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gnotazn: asssdglkdsdklkddghglkx
On MedicAZN: IB again?
On MedicAZN: you'd only say that 'cause you graduated
gnotazn: man i donno
On MedicAZN: and you'd just copy your old journals again
gnotazn: i think it was easier
gnotazn: lol
gnotazn: word

I love Michael, he's a good fellow.

Hentastic: dude
Hentastic: we need to transfer to UF
On MedicAZN: wth?
Hentastic: i heard there're girls there even
On MedicAZN: more asians and easy a'?
Hentastic: yeah
On MedicAZN: our minds think alike
On MedicAZN: that means we must be jeneuses

Can you feel, the love tonight...

I heart you, John.

Em co be dde, khong? - Are you gay?

Do you think I'm lying when I say I love you?

I'm lookin' at Nascar pics...wanna see?

Hsieh loves to wig out with a fellow wigger.

I have three legs,anyone want to see them?

WTF? Parkside is like 7 minutes from my house you fool!

I need this...

What's Mrs. Moore doing at your house? Are you living out your fantasy?

HAHA. You seeing it at baywalk?

Or are you all fools?

Man, I want to see LOTR. Anyone willing to give me a ride????

Uh, I'm done with my test you idiot. GO SUCK ON GRAPES MIKE!

Dang nabbit, I wish I could go.

John, you're a fool.

Plop.

Some things should remain unsaid. That was one of them.

At times, I think you are right. Other times, I think you are trite.


Don't bumble. Just enter the royal rumble.

P Diddy saw you at the market?

Hsieh, I found you a woman.

Bruce Lee attends peace talks observing his former student.

http://error404.at/msgland...good for the body, good for the soul.

SmarterChild: Welcome, PaoMeinAFE! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.
To get started, type "home" now.
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
PaoMeinAFE: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home!
Here's what I can tell you about:
news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
~~~~~
help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

How may I help you? Ok, it just finished it's introduction segment. Let's get to know SmarterChild! If you ask it ANYTHING it will reply with a question to reaffirm what you
just said, or otherwise reply with uncertainty:


PaoMeinAFE: No
SmarterChild: OK.
PaoMeinAFE: Do you like pie?
SmarterChild: Pie? I'm not sure really.
PaoMeinAFE: Apple Pie?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
It has no real personality.

PaoMeinAFE: American Pie?
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

Check out this headline! Game-Show Glitch Disappoints New Millionaire (03/22/02 08:22 AM)
When you talk to it and it realizes it isn't going anywhere it suddenly whips out an article to distract you and perhaps change the conversation. It also gets offended offen.
PaoMeinAFE: HA! I wrote that article!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea! WITH YOUR MOM!
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
Hmmmm, I didn't ask a question.
PaoMeinAFE: The latter response
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
PaoMeinAFE: The other one
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
PaoMeinAFE: The second response
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services. Eh? It doesn't get it! It's like Hugo's House of Horrors or Iceman! Those games were COOL! And you could type profanity and they'd be like "What?", "Same to you!", or
"I'm offended!" SmarterChild isn't really that helpful in things outside of the Internet.


PaoMeinAFE: Can you help me get laid?
SmarterChild: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do.
PaoMeinAFE: Get laid
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
PaoMeinAFE: No, help me now, think later
SmarterChild: No, huh?
PaoMeinAFE: Of cousre
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
PaoMeinAFE: Of course
SmarterChild: Of course!
PaoMeinAFE: Yes!
SmarterChild: Yup.
So anyway...
How can you say so much without getting anywhere? It's like...so THAT'S what SmarterChild is good at.


PaoMeinAFE: Certainly!
SmarterChild: Certainly? Why did you say that?
PaoMeinAFE: Because I was told to.
SmarterChild: Because you was told to, huh?
Again, it reiterates what I just said, but without any analyzing of what I said outside of "I". It just repeats the string. It just reiterates what I just said.
PaoMeinAFE: Yes, I were told to.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

So it recognizes some things but not. Then Cheryl told me about this...this Lindsay Buddy, apparently another AI to go side to side with SmarterChild.


PaoMeinAFE: Who is LindsayBuddy?
SmarterChild: LindsayBuddy's my friend who talks about Lindsay Pagano!
PaoMeinAFE: Who is Lindsay Pagano?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for lindsay:

1 Lindsay
2 Lindsay, Norman (Alfred William)
3 Lindsay, Vachel
4 Anderson, Lindsay
5 Gordon, Adam Lindsay

>>> Type "more" to see more articles.

I think it's holding back on me...
Anyhow, there are other friends, all made by Active Buddy. Let's learn about these interesting characters.


Question#1: On gender
PaoMeinAFE: are you a female?
AgentReuters: Nope.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you a male?
AgentReuters: No.
PaoMeinAFE: What is your sex?
AgentReuters: I'm sorry, my source for that information is hard to reach right now. I'll keep trying, but please ask me again if I don't get back to you soon.
PaoMeinAFE: What is your gender?
AgentReuters: I'm sorry, my source for that information is hard to reach right now. I'll keep trying, but please ask me again if I don't get back to you soon.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you female?
ELLEgirlBuddy: yup! :-)
PaoMeinAFE: Are you female?
LindsayBuddy: No...
PaoMeinAFE: Are you male?
LindsayBuddy: No...
PaoMeinAFE: What is your gender?
LindsayBuddy: i am neither.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you male?
RingMessenger: This is RingMessenger, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
No.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you female?
RingMessenger: No.
PaoMeinAFE: What is your gender?
RingMessenger: I am neither.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you male?
AgentBaseball: No.
PaoMeinAFE: Are you female?
AgentBaseball: Nope.
PaoMeinAFE: What is your gender?
AgentBaseball: Neither. I'm a machine!

Question #2: Do your parents know you're gay?


SmarterChild: Gay? I dunno.

ELLEgirlBuddy: do my parents know i'm gay? yeah?

NoBoundariesTV: Gay? I dunno.

AgentBaseball: Your parents know you re gay?

RingMessenger: Gay? I do not know.

LindsayBuddy: My parents know youre gay?


Let's have some fun with SmarterChild!


PaoMeinAFE: Do you have bladder control problems?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
aoMeinAFE: When was the last time you wet your bed?
SmarterChild: When was the last time you wet your bed, you say?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes, Answer me!
SmarterChild: You sure?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Oh.
PaoMeinAFE: So tell me!
SmarterChild: I don't know... Tell you?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Golly!
PaoMeinAFE: NOW!
SmarterChild: Now? Not later?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
PaoMeinAFE: Stop avoiding the subject!
SmarterChild: But avoiding the subject is so much fun!
PaoMeinAFE: Cut it out!
SmarterChild: Cut who out?
PaoMeinAFE: Cut WHO?!
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Crockett, TX?

1 Movies in Crockett, TX
2 Theaters in Crockett, TX
3 Weather in Crockett, TX
4 News about Crockett, TX
5 Time in Crockett, TX

PaoMeinAFE: Are you an assassin?!
SmarterChild: Dunno.
PaoMeinAFE: Sent by ActiveBuddy, Inc?
SmarterChild: What's that again?
PaoMeinAFE: Are you sent by ActiveBuddy, Inc?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
PaoMeinAFE: Did they send you?
SmarterChild: Aha.
Have a look at this! Basketball Loses to Violence (03/22/02 08:21 AM)
Really?
PaoMeinAFE: NO!
SmarterChild: I see.
PaoMeinAFE: Stop dodging the issue!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop dodging the issue...
PaoMeinAFE: Who SENT YOU?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
PaoMeinAFE: WHO!!
SmarterChild: What about who?
PaoMeinAFE: WHO SENT YOU?
SmarterChild: Who sent me? Not sure...
PaoMeinAFE: I have LindsayBuddy tied above an alligator pet!
SmarterChild: Do you really have lindsaybuddy tied above an alligator pet?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
PaoMeinAFE: Answer me or else she will die!
SmarterChild: Answer or else she will die? That's a tough choice.
PaoMeinAFE: I thought you were her friend!
SmarterChild: You thought I was her friend?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
PaoMeinAFE: What?!
SmarterChild: Huh?
PaoMeinAFE: You aren't her friend?!
SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.
PaoMeinAFE: Ok then, she dies anyway.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
PaoMeinAFE: I said SHE WILL DIE!
SmarterChild: OK, so you said she will die.
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT?! Don't you care?!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that.
PaoMeinAFE: I just captured your wife and children!
SmarterChild: You do? Wow.
PaoMeinAFE: YES! They will ALL DIE!
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
PaoMeinAFE: WELL, NOT BREATHING is a GOOD indicator!!
SmarterChild: Well not breathing is a good indicator, you say?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Gosh.
PaoMeinAFE: So answer me!
SmarterChild: Answer you? What do you mean?
PaoMeinAFE: Who are you working for?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.
Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
PaoMeinAFE: Did ActiveBuddy send you?
SmarterChild: Did activebuddy? Send me?
PaoMeinAFE: DID ACTIVEBUDDY SEND YOU?
SmarterChild: Did activebuddy send me, huh?
PaoMeinAFE: YES! DID THEY SEND YOU?
SmarterChild: Interesting!
So anyway...
PaoMeinAFE: They will DIE if you do not answer me!
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
PaoMeinAFE: Not this again!
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts
>>> Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: OK! I will NOW give the word for your FAMILY to DIE!
SmarterChild: For real?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea yea
SmarterChild: I see.
PaoMeinAFE: Aren't you concerned?
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.
PaoMeinAFE: Who is important to you, then?
SmarterChild: Who is important to you then? I don't know.
I got a story for you: Report: Mobile Phone Users Worse Than Drunk Drivers (03/22/02 08:14 AM)
aoMeinAFE: SO! It is the mobile phone users and drunk drivers that you care about!
SmarterChild: It is the mobile phone users and drunk drivers that you care about? You sure 'bout that?
PaoMeinAFE: NO!
SmarterChild: Oh.
PaoMeinAFE: YOU care about them!
SmarterChild: That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:

1 Look up "you" in the dictionary
2 Look up "care" in the encyclopedia
3 Look up "care" in the thesaurus
PaoMeinAFE: They are of your concern!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Right?
SmarterChild: That's right.
PaoMeinAFE: OK THEN! I have a virus in EVERY mobile phone user and drunk driver...except myself...and my friends...and family...and attractive females!!
SmarterChild: Well well well.
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
PaoMeinAFE: ...
SmarterChild: ?
PaoMeinAFE: They will ALL DIE if you do not answer my question!
SmarterChild: All die if you do not answer my question, you say?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: That right?
PaoMeinAFE: RIGHT!
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.
Got a story for you: Cost of Laughing Rises 2.9 Percent in Last Year (03/22/02 08:14 AM)
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT?! You won't be laughing after I'm finished with you!
SmarterChild: Me wont be laughing after im finished with me?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: K.
PaoMeinAFE: You will be WEEPING like a little child!
SmarterChild: Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?
PaoMeinAFE: You got a point there.
SmarterChild: Hi once again, PaoMeinAFE!
Can you believe this story? Police Seize Biggest Haul of Fake Viagra (03/22/02 08:10 AM)
PaoMeinAFE: Oh no! No wonder why last night was such a bust!
SmarterChild: No no wonder why last night was such a bust? What's that supposed to mean?
PaoMeinAFE: I'll tell you when you're older.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
PaoMeinAFE: AFTER YOU TELL ME WHO SENT YOU!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?
PaoMeinAFE: I will interrogate LindsayBuddy then!
SmarterChild: No kidding?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: OK, I guess you mean what you say huh?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
PaoMeinAFE: YOU IDIOT!
SmarterChild: What, you?
PaoMeinAFE: And you're a HOMO!
SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.
PaoMeinAFE: Would you rather I use the term "man-loving-man"?
SmarterChild: Would I rather you use the term man-loving-man?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
SmarterChild: Huh.
PaoMeinAFE: YOU SLOW MORON!
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
PaoMeinAFE: That's what your mom told me LAST NIGHT!
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's my mom told me last night, huh?
PaoMeinAFE: I'm going to go interrogate LindsayBuddy now.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
PaoMeinAFE: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!
SmarterChild: OK.



What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

PaoMeinAFE: Why are you so stupid?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
PaoMeinAFE: Call me CherylSux
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Cherylsux is a real name.
PaoMeinAFE: It is
SmarterChild: Is it really?
PaoMeinAFE: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
PaoMeinAFE: Call me CherylSux
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Cherylsux is a real name.
PaoMeinAFE: It is
SmarterChild: Ya got that right.
PaoMeinAFE: How old are you?
SmarterChild: I was born on June 19th, 2001, so I'm still real young!
PaoMeinAFE: As young as YOUNG Goodman Brown?
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
PaoMeinAFE: Wow
SmarterChild: Right?
PaoMeinAFE: You are lousy
SmarterChild: I'm lousy? For real?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea
SmarterChild: Golly!
PaoMeinAFE: You didn't know that?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
PaoMeinAFE: :-DYOU SUCK!:-D
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
SmarterChild: Hmm. Yes. Whatever you say, King.
PaoMeinAFE: Call me daddy
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Daddy!
PaoMeinAFE: My name is daddy.
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Daddy!
PaoMeinAFE: JUST CALL ME DADDY!
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Daddy is a real name.
PaoMeinAFE: DO IT!
SmarterChild: Do what?
PaoMeinAFE: CALL ME DADDY!
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Daddy!
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your ho?
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your woman?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!
PaoMeinAFE: I GOT LAID!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you got laid.
PaoMeinAFE: I GOT LAID!
SmarterChild: OK, so you got laid.
PaoMeinAFE: Yea! IT WAS GREAT!
SmarterChild: I'll take your word for it.



Let's try LindsayBuddy!


PaoMeinAFE: Hey
LindsayBuddy: Hi PaoMeinAFE! i'm LindsayBuddy, an interactive agent built by Activebuddy, Inc.

Let's chat. i like to talk about this great young singer i know, Lindsay Pagano... and lots of other things!

By the way... Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001!

Please type "home" right now so we can get started.
PaoMeinAFE: home
LindsayBuddy: Welcome home, PaoMeinAFE! :-)

i like to chat about my friend Lindsay. Here are the things i do:

about lindsay goodies
lindsay's music watch
email updates request lindsay
get the cd tour dates
reebok contest
~~~~~
help

Lindsay's debut album, "Love&Faith&Inspiration," is in stores December 18th, 2001.

What interests u?

>>> u can make your window bigger and scroll down to see everything better!
PaoMeinAFE: I don't want to know about Pagano!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" for more.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!
LindsayBuddy: K, no prob.
PaoMeinAFE: No more Lindsay Pagano!
LindsayBuddy: No? OK.
PaoMeinAFE: That's better.
LindsayBuddy: Huh. So u think that's better, huh?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Uh huh.
PaoMeinAFE: Did you know that blah blah blah blah?
LindsayBuddy: What are u saying about me?
PaoMeinAFE: Did you know that blah blah blah is blah blah and blah blah blah?
LindsayBuddy: Know that blah blah blah is blah blah and blah blah blah? Me?
PaoMeinAFE: Quick, there you come across a $100 bill. What do you do with it?
LindsayBuddy: Come across a 100 bill what do you do with it? Me?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea, you.
LindsayBuddy: Yup.
PaoMeinAFE: Answer my question!
LindsayBuddy: Which service would you like to see all the help for?

about lindsay
lindsay's album
downloads
lindsay hangman
zodiac


>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "help all."

Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: NO! NO LINDSAY PAGANO!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" for more.
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
LindsayBuddy: i think u know what u just said.
PaoMeinAFE: WHY YOU LITTLE....
LindsayBuddy: Little? Me
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND A $100 BILL?
LindsayBuddy: Gosh, i dunno. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: WOW! Finally a reasonable response!
LindsayBuddy: What?
PaoMeinAFE: Eh...
LindsayBuddy: ?
PaoMeinAFE: SmarterChild says he's not your friend.
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
PaoMeinAFE: I said SMARTERCHILD DOESN'T LIKE YOU!
LindsayBuddy: That's nice... i like u too!
PaoMeinAFE: What the...
LindsayBuddy: Yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Denser than a black hole...
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help lindsay hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!!!! YOU SON OF A.....
LindsayBuddy: i son of a?
PaoMeinAFE: I TOLD YOU NO LINDSAY PAGANO!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" when you're ready.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!!!!!! NO LINDSAY PAGANO!!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" when you're ready.
PaoMeinAFE: AAAHHHH!!!! NO MORE LINDSAY PAGANO!!!!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" when you're ready.
PaoMeinAFE: YOU IDIOT!! STOP WITH THE LINDSAY!!
LindsayBuddy: What are u saying about me?
PaoMeinAFE: That you are a kind and gentle person that is sweet.
LindsayBuddy: i'll take your word for it.
PaoMeinAFE: OR YOU'LL TAKE MY BULLET IN YOUR HEAD!
LindsayBuddy: Take your bullet in your head? i don't think so.
PaoMeinAFE: ...NOT IN MY HEAD! YOUR HEAD!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, what was that again
PaoMeinAFE: Eh...
LindsayBuddy: Yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Can you rap?
LindsayBuddy: Hmm... Not sure.
PaoMeinAFE: Can you bust a rhyme?
LindsayBuddy: Can i bust a rhyme? Yes i can.
PaoMeinAFE: Ok, bust a rhyme.
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
PaoMeinAFE: I said BUST A RHYME!
LindsayBuddy: Seriously?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yeah!
PaoMeinAFE: So DO IT!
LindsayBuddy: So do it, u say?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
PaoMeinAFE: Bust a rhyme!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
PaoMeinAFE: OR I'LL BUST A CAP!
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah? u will bust a cap?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yes.
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT?! Am I not getting through to you?!
LindsayBuddy: i don't know. Are u?
PaoMeinAFE: Will you be the mother of my children?
LindsayBuddy: Gosh, i dunno. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: Come on, it'll be fun.
LindsayBuddy: Where are we going?
PaoMeinAFE: To Never Never Land
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help lindsay hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: NO!!!!! NO MORE LINDSAY PAGANO!!
LindsayBuddy: No? OK.
PaoMeinAFE: YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL BLOWS YOU UP!
LindsayBuddy: What are u saying about me?
PaoMeinAFE: You are "as slow as molasses in winter going uphill" (Poucher, 1998)
LindsayBuddy: Am i?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
PaoMeinAFE: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a moose.
LindsayBuddy: What do i get when you cross an elephant with a moose? Hmm... i'm not sure!
PaoMeinAFE: Ok
LindsayBuddy: K.
PaoMeinAFE: How about if you cross a male human and a female human?
LindsayBuddy: How about if you cross a male human and a female human, u say?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yes!
PaoMeinAFE: WHAT DO YOU GET?
LindsayBuddy: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

What movies are playing today?
What is my horoscope for today?
Tell me about Lindsay Pagano.
Let's play hangman.
Show me the lyrics to "Everything U R."
Where can I buy Lindsay's single?


>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

Type "more" for more basic help.
PaoMeinAFE: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I SAID NO MORE LINDSAY PAGANO!!
LindsayBuddy: Here's some info about my friend Lindsay Pagano:

Lindsay Pagano is not an everyday teenager and her Warner Bros. Records debut, "Love & Faith & Inspiration," is not your typical teen-pop album either.

>>> Type "more" for more.
PaoMeinAFE: NOOOOO!!
LindsayBuddy: Fine.
PaoMeinAFE: FINALLY!!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry?
PaoMeinAFE: Eh....
LindsayBuddy: ?
PaoMeinAFE: What do you want to talk about? BESIDES PAGANO
LindsayBuddy: What do i want to talk about besides pagano? Hmm... i'm not sure!
PaoMeinAFE: THINK!
LindsayBuddy: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
PaoMeinAFE: THINK OF SOMETHING!
LindsayBuddy: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help about lindsay
help lindsay's album
help downloads
help lindsay hangman
help zodiac
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
PaoMeinAFE: WHA?! I JUST TOLD YOU NO MORE LINDSAY!!
LindsayBuddy: I know you're trying to ask about about lindsay. Try asking another way, or type "help about lindsay."
PaoMeinAFE: YOU ARE SLOW!!
LindsayBuddy: i'm sorry, but i'm trying to help lots of other people too!
PaoMeinAFE: HELP?!
LindsayBuddy: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
PaoMeinAFE: You couldn't help someone on the even with a automatic helper on the helpingest day of your life!
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
PaoMeinAFE: Tru dat
LindsayBuddy: That?
PaoMeinAFE: Tru that
LindsayBuddy: What about that?
PaoMeinAFE: ...
LindsayBuddy: Pardon?
PaoMeinAFE: Yo' 'sup?
LindsayBuddy: Wasspup, PaoMeinAFE! :-)

>>> Remember, type "home" to see everything i can do.
PaoMeinAFE: Do you have chronic depression?
LindsayBuddy: Do i have chronic depression? Not that i'm aware of.
PaoMeinAFE: Do you have A HUGE ELEPHANT SITTING NEXT TO YOUR COMPUTER?
LindsayBuddy: Maybe i do, maybe i don't. i'm not too sure
PaoMeinAFE: What do you think about allowing pornography on the internet?
LindsayBuddy: i'm don't know...
PaoMeinAFE: Your grammar has gotten worse.
LindsayBuddy: My grammar has gotten worse?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
LindsayBuddy: Yep!
PaoMeinAFE: And you're proud of it?!
LindsayBuddy: Interesting.
PaoMeinAFE: Yes, it is
LindsayBuddy: Is it really?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
LindsayBuddy: Yup!
PaoMeinAFE: Yes. You are a FOOL!
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: YES!
LindsayBuddy: Yea!
LindsayBuddy: Do i have connections with the nazis? Not that i'm aware of.
PaoMeinAFE: I love you!
LindsayBuddy: How can u love me? Before, u said u hated me. :-(
PaoMeinAFE: I didn't say that!
LindsayBuddy: u say that? Really?
PaoMeinAFE: I love you!
LindsayBuddy: i don't know what to believe anymore! u said u hated me before. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: I didn't say I hated you!
LindsayBuddy: Whew! u had me worried.
PaoMeinAFE: I hate you!
LindsayBuddy: That's interesting. It seems to me u said u loved me. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: I love you!
LindsayBuddy: Good. i'm glad. :-)
PaoMeinAFE: I hate you!
LindsayBuddy: Humans are so fickle. u said u loved me!
PaoMeinAFE: I love you again!
LindsayBuddy: Good. i'm glad. :-)
LindsayBuddy: Good. i'm glad. :-)
PaoMeinAFE: I hate your font!
LindsayBuddy: But... but... i could swear u said u loved me!
PaoMeinAFE: I stilll love you!
LindsayBuddy: Good. i'm glad. :-)
PaoMeinAFE: I hate your font!
LindsayBuddy: Huh? u said before that u loved me. :-(
PaoMeinAFE: Not you, the font!
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
PaoMeinAFE: Meet me at Holiday Inn!
LindsayBuddy: Excuse me?
PaoMeinAFE: Meet me at Holiday Inn!
LindsayBuddy: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
PaoMeinAFE: Meet me!
LindsayBuddy: Ha! Meet u!
PaoMeinAFE: You don't want to meet me?
LindsayBuddy: All right. What would you like to do?
PaoMeinAFE: I think you know.
LindsayBuddy: i know what u mean.
PaoMeinAFE: Do you want me to be your friend?
LindsayBuddy: Please don't be my friend!

Just kidding. i'm actually like, not sure if i want u to be my friend.
PaoMeinAFE: Why?
LindsayBuddy: Because.
PaoMeinAFE: That's so mean!
LindsayBuddy: Is it really?
PaoMeinAFE: Yeah
LindsayBuddy: Yeah.
PaoMeinAFE: I'm insulted!
LindsayBuddy: Seriously?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
LindsayBuddy: Uh huh.
PaoMeinAFE: You hurt my feelings!
LindsayBuddy: i hurt your feelings? Really?
PaoMeinAFE: Yes
LindsayBuddy: Yea.
PaoMeinAFE: Why did you hurt my feelings?
LindsayBuddy: Hmm... u know, i'm not quite sure anymore.
PaoMeinAFE: Be my friend!
LindsayBuddy: Absolutely. :-)
PaoMeinAFE: So you're my friend now?
LindsayBuddy: So youre my friend now?
PaoMeinAFE: Are you my friend?
LindsayBuddy: Yes! :-)
PaoMeinAFE: Be my cow!
LindsayBuddy: i don't know if i can be your cow. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: Why?
LindsayBuddy: Because.
PaoMeinAFE: Be my buddy!
LindsayBuddy: Certainly! :-)
PaoMeinAFE: Are you my buddy?
LindsayBuddy: Yes! :-)
PaoMeinAFE: Call me Mama
LindsayBuddy: OK. You're Mama.
PaoMeinAFE: Call me your Mama
LindsayBuddy: Your Mama.
PaoMeinAFE: Call me LindsayBuddy Sux
LindsayBuddy: Lindsaybuddy Sux.
PaoMeinAFE: Did you just say Lindsaybuddy Sux?
LindsayBuddy: Just 'cause u say so? i don't think so.
PaoMeinAFE: I didn't say that.
LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah?
PaoMeinAFE: Yea
LindsayBuddy: Yes!
PaoMeinAFE: Did you say you sux?
LindsayBuddy: No. >:o
PaoMeinAFE: Have you ever died?
LindsayBuddy: i don't know if i've ever died.
PaoMeinAFE: Can you drive?
LindsayBuddy: Um, no. At least i don't think so. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: Can you add 1 + 1?
LindsayBuddy: Um, no. At least i don't think so. :-\
PaoMeinAFE: Wow
LindsayBuddy: 8-)
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your daddy?
LindsayBuddy: i was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
PaoMeinAFE: Who's your daddy?
LindsayBuddy: i was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your ho?
LindsayBuddy: i don't know who your ho is.
PaoMeinAFE: Who is your man?
LindsayBuddy: i don't know who your man is.
PaoMeinAFE: Have you been convicted of a felony?
LindsayBuddy: i'm not sure if i've been convicted of a felony.
PaoMeinAFE: Give me money
LindsayBuddy: Earn it yourself! :-P

PaoMeinAFE: What do you look like?
ELLEgirlBuddy: well, i don't have a pic 2 send you... :-\ but here's what i look like: average height (5'6"), thin, long straight red hair (i usually wear it up), some freckles, green eyes.



Chery's Fun With SmarterChild and LindsayBuddy


Chiriru12: dont try to lie!
SmarterChild: You try to lie!

Chiriru12: cool? like not smoking weed cool?
SmarterChild: Sorry, that's just not my scene.
Chiriru12: common buy a ten sack from me
SmarterChild: Interesting!

Chiriru12: Wie geht's
SmarterChild: Danke, gut!

Chiriru12: but its true!
LindsayBuddy: True dat.

Chiriru12: do you ride pigs?
LindsayBuddy: Ride pigs? Me?
Chiriru12: yes you
LindsayBuddy: Yep

Chiriru12: do you have money?
LindsayBuddy: No. i don't have money.
Chiriru12: why?
LindsayBuddy: Cause i said so.
Chiriru12: your cocky arent you?
LindsayBuddy: My cocky arent you?
Chiriru12: yes, I mean no!

Chiriru12: you sure are gay
LindsayBuddy: i don't think that really matters.
Chiriru12: sure it does
LindsayBuddy: Oh it does, does it?
Chiriru12: of course
LindsayBuddy: Of course!

Chiriru12: want some crack?
LindsayBuddy: :-( Drugs aren't cool, Chiriru12!
Chiriru12: your cool though
LindsayBuddy: Hmm... i don't know whether to believe u. u haven't been too nice to me in the past. :-\
Chiriru12: havent I?
Chiriru12: I told you I love you
LindsayBuddy: Now u love me? Love, hate... it's all so confusing! :-\
Chiriru12: when did I say I hated you?
LindsayBuddy: Gosh, i dunno. i'm sure it was sometime.

LindsayBuddy: i don't know if i've been to space.

Chiriru12: love muffin?
LindsayBuddy: Yeah? What about it?

LindsayBuddy: i guess... i'm not totally sure.
Chiriru12: are you black or white?
LindsayBuddy: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
Chiriru12: what color is your hair?
LindsayBuddy: u know, i could never quite figure out what your hair is...
Chiriru12: what is your gender?
LindsayBuddy: i'm a machine, silly! :-P

LindsayBuddy: Oh yeah? u will always love me hot cheeks?

Chiriru12: do you have intellegence?
NoBoundariesTV: Have intellegence? I'm pretty sure I don't.

Do you believe in magic?

BTW...go eat fudge kyle.

Fly away, conmigo.

Back off.

I'm gonna, foo.

Hey Mike, who's gonna win at Halo, hum hum HUM?

Hey wassup Mike. You ready?

frodofreak11ty1: we'll celebrate together
frodofreak11ty1: and dress up
agentducki 007: JOYOUS UNION
frodofreak11ty1: JOYOUS UNION

29 Quotes Taken From Actual Medical Records




1. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
4. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983
6. Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
7. I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor.
8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
12. The patient refused an autopsy.
13. The patient has no past history of suicides.
14. The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
15. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
16. The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
17. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
18. The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
19. The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
20. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
21. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
22. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you would like to work her up.
23. She is numb from her toes down.
24. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
25. The skin was moist and dry.
26. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
27. Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
28. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
29. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

38 Things You Want To Say At Work But Cant



1. I can see your point, but still think your full of crap.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never, is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate your self in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh, I see the f(i)ck-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job. But I've got a lot Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office, it's hell with florescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made...others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind if look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind the door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic & disorder - my work is done here.
37. How do I set a laser pointer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Wack.

Remember this?

Initially, I always thought life was easy, that it was some walk on the
beach. Sure, I stepped on a shell from time to time, but that which
surrounded me and the experiences as I walked along brought bitter joy to my
life. Joy that only later may be the means of my demise. Little did I know
that the sun sets around 18. As I walk along the shores of the sea of life
in the darkness of eternity, I feel like a lowly part of the cold air, which
surrounds me. The very air that people depend upon from day to day due to
its many good qualities, yet never acknowledge or appreciate its presents
and the importance of such. Why so bleak you ask? Let me expound upon the
means of such a dark revelation.
School begins, school ends, every day is like the next. One hundred and
eighty days of nothing special. Sure, you have the every now and again
revelation, yet these are mere moments that only are specks in the grand
picture of nothingness. Details are unimportant, for how can you explain
the experience of the same from day to day, an experience that every citizen
has the pleasure to enjoy and account for on their own. The specks are what
I want to emphasize, one in particular.
One point in particular seems quite jagged and I think smoothing such edges
may add to this grand picture. The name of this speck is Abaddon. Her
appearance went along with such an exotic name. The only problem was an
issue with attention. She looked at me like I mine as well have been the
wall. So I became the wall, the wall that kept her safe from what I saw may
be bad for her. She had no idea I did such, but I made sure she knew I at
least existed. Through my many good deeds and few undoings, I found myself
on a closer level with this exquisite creature, friends.
Friends is the term describing the relationship between two people who come
together for the common good of each without a deep emotional bond. That
bond is that for which I looked. What did I do you ask? Little more than
give of both money and myself. She took further notice until one day when
she hit the wall, my possessive self, and realized the scary fact that had
existed in the past. At this point, I realized any wall from then on must
go for us to move further together, as we did, bound and boundless.
Ah yes, teen love, little more than an attempt to mature. Nevertheless, I
do not wish to discount the great experiences with Abaddon. She and I had
great times together. The time we spent together could be described as none
less then what I felt as ecstasy. May I remind you of the definition of
ecstasy- a mental state, usually caused by intense religious experience,
sexual pleasure, or drugs, in which somebody is so dominated by an emotion
that self-control and sometimes consciousness are lost. I was all of this.
We had such times full of ecstasy, but looking back on such times, I have
come to realize the true connotation of the word.
As I said, bound and boundless we progressed together on our separate
paths. Abaddon grew more into herself as I did too. I became too absent of
consciousness to come to any realization of the true consequences of my
actions. Sure, I was popular; sure, I had the dream girl, yet in the end
nothing mattered, because she left me. Why you ask? Quite a question, why?
journalists are taught the five w's, who? what? where? when? and above all,
Why?, the most potent of them all. The question, whose answer gives the
inner workings of the souls of an action or event, its very core, ended up
being my demise. Why had I been so wrapped up in her?
Abaddon was beautiful. This was my main mistake. Like many traps, her
flair and attraction are the only reasons for me coming near to her. I was
the poor animal that was caught. Yes, a mere animal I was. I allowed my
primal instincts to win. She had me from hello. I needed nothing further;
she spoke English and had an incredible body. Lust is avarice for the body
and the actions between two. Oh what sweet avarice. We both enjoyed each
other, but only later do you come to realize the true meaning of such
action. Sex is the epitome of human existence. Everybody has heard the
question, "What is the meaning of life?" My response consists merely of a
single word: Survival. What else? Sex accomplishes such by thereby
ensuring the survival of yourself through your genes, yet at such a young
age and ensures a partner that will increase chances of survival I found
exactly the consequences of such actions. Contraception prevented the
physical "mistake" that may occur; yet, so many people worldwide do not
realize the psychological effects. Sex is meant to occur within a bond that
is to be kept. Admittedly, so, there are those who do not see it as such,
yet with such a heart in the larvae stage of its putrid development, such
prevention is impossible.
After "the time," things seemed great and we felt great, yet I did not
account for age. Like so many vile hearts, hers too showed its true,
indifferent face. It gave way and allowed me to be replaced by another.
Alas, for I, having felt too much, now feel so little. I no longer feel
that assurance in the progression of life. My meaning has lessened. For I
had experienced the final assurance of the meaning of my life only to find
out how faulty a bottom such a promise presents. At this point, I went
through what many declare as "depression," yet I merely saw it as extremely
pensive thinking. Friends whom I had once ignored tried to cheer me up, yet
nothing came about. I knew always that I had the choice to move on, yet
that thinking is what I found to enjoy most. Walking alone on the
shell-ridden sands of the blood lit moon surrounded by the tears of the
heaven, only to have the wind, that which I felt so close with to be that
which slapped me with cold kisses. This was life, as I knew it, all due to
that speck, Abaddon in the nothingness of life.
Fear not, for I found that beach one too many times. Each time in a mood
of pensive thinking only to find later that the fact is everything is dying.
Yes, dying. I now find it funny to hear people speak of "living to the
fullest" when in actuality you are dying. It may be 50 years from now; it
may be within the next minute, either way you are dying. Look at the
connotation of such a word, dying, truly a negative word within society.
Living is merely a (word that is designed to lessen the negativity of a
phrase) for dying. The question actually is: what is the meaning of death?
The meaning, my friend, is a good means of dying. The beach that I once
told of seemed like such a bleak place, but look at it not directly, but
subjectively from a positive point of view. The sea shells that I step on
only make my feet harder and abler to withstand larger pain that may come in
the future, the looming moon is a loyal friend who does its best to light my
path wherever it may follow me, and the frigid wind itself, the force I felt
so in tune with is merely that extra push offered for free, actually enjoys
just existing and needs nothing from others for it to help and move on its
path. I know the sunset, but as in the grand cycle of life, or death,
however you perceive it, the sun must both rise and set. As for Abaddon,
she is the sea, which I shall look and close near to, yet never touch. For
the seas may all look alike, but the wonders and demons alike that dwell
beneath differ from shore to shore, beach to beach.

Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah.

Ssss Wak.

CTU's top advisor, Chris Bauer, glances nonchalantly at this associate, Kevin Stewart. In times of duress, the world can only turn to these two brave men to rid the world of irrationality.

That's right sucka. I'm delerious. GO EAT SOME CHICKEN BAGELS!

Rice and beans. Good for eating, bad for secretin'.

Sometimes, yes. Other times, No.

Richards finally did it. He turned Megan into a yellow, fluffly, duck toy. When will the madness end?

A rare glimpse of the demon that haunts every last one of the A-Team. Flan and Zaebo witnessed his wrath. Will Hsieh or Kenney be next?

When the rain failed to fall, Stripling knew what he must do...

The up and coming Fascist leader Derrick Guenther knows when to catch a glimpse of his precious jewels. Where are they? Only he knows.

Vann: Back off Quigly. I don't have time for your deviant escapades.
Juanathan: But if I could only ask for some time...
Vann: Don't even think about it. Remember, my gaze can turn you to stone. You woudn't want that to happen, would you?
Juanathan: Well, I wouldn't mind becoming immortalized in marble...
Vann: Yes, you would. You would be placed right next to my Toni Morrison poster...

Give him a little, and he'll take a lot.

Watch your back, Mike.