How is white comedy more realistic than white drama. That's not true at all. The movie In the Bedroom is an extreme dose of realism, while the comedies like Legally Blonde are extremely unrealistic.

You know what, I can't take this anymore. I think I know you guys, I think you're my friends....I just need some time to sort things out...I've made all of you admins, I'm deleting myself, bye.

uh oh, a riot, you've started a riot!

LOL, that's funny. A little baby throwing a fit over the loss of a toy.

Ah, Spring Break, woohoo... To be honest, I don't know if I really want it to be spring break, it just means that I'll be seeing my friends less and doing housework more. Plus it brings back a bad memory, one leading to nearly two years of wasted time.

Never seen it, Kirk

We're not above, it's just that this way the blog can be better monitored. I gave John the position, so that it would not be one in total power and I know that I can trust John. We're not above, we're equal as we will not use the administrative power at all unless it is voted to do so. For example, if the majority rules that the website template be changed, it will be. If it is voted that someone be invited, they will be. And this way people can speak their minds without having some lil prick changing your speech, Adams. All around it's better this way, you'll see.

I second that, Spring Break everyone, may all hell break loose!!!

BTW, no one is getting raped...I'd never do that and as for your rights...i've just proven that we're all equal.

it is fair, I know that I will never change anything, thus it's fair for all.

we are currently under military dictatorship...you don't enjoy this?

socialism--->communism--->totalitarianism...do you really want that?

we shall practice democracy and have a vote...

anyone want to play with my super monkey ball?

TODAY BLOGGER! TOMORROW THE WORLD!

Right.

I've just taken the first steps in shaping the world in my image. Congratulate me!

YES...FINALLY ALL DONE. NOW ON TO SPRING BREAK. (THOSE JOURNALS WERE NASTAY)

aight... this is hsieh signing out...not bad eh?

actually i dont know how i am still posting either, but enough is enough...

being administrator of blogger.com does have its quirks

weak...

hmm...wonder how he just posted...

doctor let your patients be
have patience and you will gain liberty

Oops...where did stock go? Seems that he's my first war casualty...the bastard...

this is quite a bousterous stormy fame
i await the day of the latter of thy name

How shall my war come about?
To attack would be very stout.
I require something progressive,
So that my followers will remain aggressive.
Guerilla warfare seems the way to go,
As with it one will notice the ratio
of deaths to kills to be quite nice
thus preventing my forces to splice.
But where shall I start?
I want to know.
I want some place smart,
And I wanna go
ASAP, as you can see,
my patients won't hold up, I need to fight to be free.

this is why blogger is dead
too worried about who is talking and not what is being said

Many may try to see me
I just ask that they let me be
Kiss and make up be happy
Enough is enough discuss philosophy

I have told you plenty.

wax tadpole? neo in me thou believes
matrix, who was the ONE? o, White reaves.

behold the resolution

I've no clue what's up, so I'll just hang until the matter is resolved.

I am the enriched wheat flour containing Niacin
Reduced iron products, corn syrup, sodium alothin
I rise to bake with a thick, soft, brown crust
Divulge my name as my ingredients, with-held by trust
Captain's wafers, cream cheese and chives
Special sauce this is, i withold it with a thousand lives.
go ahead and satisfy thy urge
to the grave i grow stronger, me thoust purge.
but remember i am low on sodium, reduced fat
i am here to benefit, you will lose, o curious cat.

MEMORANDUM FOR ALL MEMBERS OF IB PHILOSOPHY

Dear Members,

It seems this website has recently developed a problem of
"immense" magnitude. This mainly goes along with the fact
that one of our members..."preferred stock"...refuses to divulge
his/her name to the rest of the clan. This, as you all know, is
strictly prohibited under Article 34 of Matt's Code of IB
Conduct. Therefore, this must cease to continue. If Herr Stock
does not give his/her name in the next 24 hours, I will have to enact
a "Small Purge" to rid us of unloyal party members. That is all.

Your glorious leader,

Mr. Wham Bam Eat the Spam
a.k.a. Matt Zaboo.

truth let me in

my people have faught you once before. i shall carry on the legacy.

I shall rally my armies soon...it has been decided through the use of my ethical advisor that my llife will be devoted to war, war, and only war.

you know what killed the cat

children, children, play nice now

It is having the same mindset that counts.

You are arguing with humanity, and I ask why.

Win? Let's not kid ourselves now...

Names are obsolete when you join the brotherhood.

i'm sick of being michael...no fun. I agree with PS, we should accept the Klan, after all, just because they don't share our ideals doens't mean that they're wrong. it is simply a matter of perspective. wasn't our supposedly great nation an active supporter of slavery. all of the christian groups believed wholeheartedly in the system, they didn't believe they were wrong, in fact the whole of society thought it was ethically correct. now, we think differently, not necessarily correctly.

you are open people, you accept different races, genders, sexual preferences, and people of contrasting ideals. why not accept the klan?

my service is to god, race, and country. they i love.

i copmletely agree with that alex person, the world is love, peace, joy and a little more love and peace and joy...

tell me what is wrong and i will see what can best be done.

if to love is to be psycho, then i would not want to be normal.

i knew an alex once.... but that was then... it is all better now... though he is not with us.

Now, everybody. God is a wonderful perfect being, and we should all strive for the example he left on earth....and that's Jesus. The world is filled with hate and violence, prejudice and sin, but it's our job to make it better. We are the last front against the forces of darkness, DO NOT GIVE IN!!!!

i come in peace. psycho i am not. contrary to popular belief, my affiliates do not hate blacks but we act out of love for our country, and children.

light and dark are the two sides. when light is cast over an object, there is a shadow. this object is the empire(our corrupt society). soon the empire will become transparent - the Invisible Empire will arise, and light will reign over all.

You see both sides? what are the two sides?

Pluton Svea, the gratest band of all time.

knighty knight to you all, and White dreams...

K
K
K
Again, after many long hours of research and consideration, the National Knights of the Ku Klux Klan would like to offer an Official Apology to all Africans in America:
- We apologize for giving you doctors and free medical care, as a result you have been able to survive plagues and catastrophes while multiplying in great numbers.

- We apologize for teaching you to read and write and for building thousands of public schools which you have vandalized and destroyed.

- We apologize for teaching you the English Language which has opened you to the entire world of European Culture, thought, and commerce.

- We apologize for developing farms which feed the bulk of you so you may not eat each other.

- We apologize for providing you with warm clothing made of fabric instead of leaving you to wear animal skins and grass.

- We apologize for erecting buildings and factories which give you the opportunity for employment.

- We apologize for building roads between cities which you use for transportaion.

- We apologize for taking minerals from the earth which you neither used, wanted, or even knew were there.

- We apologize for paying most of the taxation while spending less on ourselves.

- We apologize for giving you welfare and devoting our entire lives to make this a better place for you.

this is our american jihad. jihad joe is wearing bed sheets tonight. but you know what?... the good always win - triple krown.

10 Step Guide to a Better America
Stop Immigration -
End Free Trade -
End White Discrimination -
Stop Interracial Marriage -
Stop Foreign Aid -
Homosexuals -
Law and Order -
Support Small Business -
Defend Gun Rights -
Live by the 14 Words - We must secure an existence for ourselves and a future for our White Children.

right, well...that was a kick in the balls. You're saying that i'll be cured with self confidence and a female friend...would this be a girl friend or just a friend who is a girl? I ask because if it's a girl friend then I'm doomed and if it's a friend who's a girl then you're wrong as I already have some of those, I believe. Nevertheless, that was quite a kick in the balls.

Fine then, you want to push me for a reason for not mackin. I don't mack, period. I've more respect for people than to "mack." I'm a quite person who is very sensative even though I hide it behind my stern outer shell. I consider myself one of the last humans on this forsaken planet who still values honor more than most anything. I point out things that I do not approve of, esp. things that i'm jealous of. I would much like to mack, esp. someone as wonderful as our goddess. But it's against my beliefs and I could not do it if I tried, as I suffer from many social defects. So are you content with that, sir?

First of all, I shall begin with my usual "right"...right...okay, Kirk, I was the one who started it, so don't you be pointing fingers at John! And as I've already claimed sancutary from the situation, i am immune to having to supply an alaby. So in othere words, go blow and have a nice day :)

Once more...is AJ commin or not?

Quote of the day: "And what do you need for Glycolysis? Nads, lots and lots of nads." -Mrs. Murphy

sorry, I don't got none.

I'm getting off of this subject before it's too late...I've a policy that i forgot and that's to stay out of the business of other people esp. when it comes to things like dating and liking 'n shiznit. So I refuse to answer! I'm off the subject! Nada Mas!

right, well i've no comment about hseish...yes you are a beautiful person inside and out; everyone here would like to pick you up but only hseish and adams seem to be trying; you flirt a lot, but is there such a thing as too much? I know I appreciate the flirting as people rarely flirt with me due to my social defects.

Okay, I think it's time we cancelled AJ's intitation...he's had long enough.

I've got a feeling that JG's gunna K your A. You've been pissing him off a lot recently and that last statement does not bode well for you.

Oh, hey...who wants to be invited to the Eckerd College Blog? Hang with the college gang?

I say we all try to beat the shit outa each other then go out and buy some beers, Irish beers

someone should buy David a Bra

"Laughing my ass off"

The electron Transport System:

Kyle is the first man in the room. The women flock to him as he is the only man there. Unfortunately for Kyle, they leave him for no reason and exit the room. Other women stray to the next male in the room, Michael. He has more attraction than Kyle. But some still leave him and others move onto the final male, Asshole. Upon meeting him all the women leave out of one of two doors...one to the promise land and the other to the subway.

Women= protons (H+)
Kyle= protein 1
Michael= protein 2
Asshole= protein 3
promise land= between the inner and outer membrane of the Mitochondria
Subway= combination of O2 + electrons + H+ to form water.
The Women enter from= Cytoplasm from NADH (turns to NAD+ after drops off protons)
The drive for the women to move through the different men= electrons that push the protons (2e- push H+)

right

Use the force, Rachelle. Let go, Rachelle.

me too

hehe

Don't worry, you'll do fine

I would be more than happy to come over tonight (or any night for that matter, hehe), goddess. However I know not where you live.

Man's Best Friend

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."- Will Rogers

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made"- M. Facklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." Sigmund Freud

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."- Anonymous

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." - Dave Barry

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." Franklin P. Jones

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." Unknown

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
Penny Ward Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." Robert Benchley

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran Lebowitz

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."- Joe Weinstein

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."- Ann Landers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."- Andrew A. Rooney

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."- Groucho Marx

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"-Anne Tyler

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."- James Thurber

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."- Robert A. Heinlein

BTW, good luck Goddess. I know that you'll triumph over those foolish teachers of foreign languages!

okay, fall?...Hey Mike, you're full of it! Everyone knows that the Irish have the best beer!

Michael, hear this little song,
So you'll know that you are wrong.
The Germans have the best beer, I hear,
I'll bet you pulled that right out of your rear.
Sure it's bubly and gold,
But it's the Irish that one should behold.
Their beer is stronger, foamy, and sweet,
and tis the pubs where the Irish men meet.
In Germany they lack these bars,
As their too busy building Volkswagon cars.
Their focus if off the main subject,
So to your statement I must object.
The Irish, by far, have the best beer,
and if you deny, I'll have to cheer
that you are a fool and cannot deny
That the Irish are rich in their Hops and Rye.

Invite Michael who "macks" all but a few,
And Harshy who scurries around like a shrew.
Call out Adams who's walk has always been pimpin,
and after he's through he goes a' limpin.
Come John, who's strong as an ox,
and Hseish who talks about, uh...socks.
Invite Szabo who's questions are odd,
and Kyle who's got a nice bod.
Come Sarah who's kind and sweet,
and Kirk, who's mind is quite neat,
Call out Rachelle, the goddess of men,
and Simms, who's score is a ten.
Can't forget David who's addicted to porn,
And we must have Jung as someone to scorn.
Lets invite Matt cause he's really wise,
and Jamiee, with her pretty eyes.
Last, but not least, we must invite Dan
naturally because he is the man.
So come one, come all, out to this place,
and if you refuse I'll spray you with mace.

Of man race...of woman race,
Where ist this one place?
The land of the beautiful, the proud, and the free;
(You fuck with them you had better flee.
And ask Bin Ladden if you do not believe me.)
This is place of wonders and fun,
Where you escape from IB, out into the sun.
Where people meet to spend time together,
And laugh and play as birds of a feather.
Oh how nice this place would be,
If we all came (and it was free, hehe).

uh, okay...I dunno about the beach, i don't much like the beach with out some big ass waves to knock me over and to cuss about.

Group four is this big science project thing that you have to do over the summer with three other people.

I wish to figure out a group early so that I'm not leftover meat assigned to the group with only three people as I always am in group projects...you afeld and patel, eh? Sounds like a stacked team. Is Jung gunna be your fourth?

Hey, here's a question, what's everyone doing for group four?

Uh...what are you saying, goddess?

You guys are full of BULLSHIvik. Brian has never been an admin so he never could have edited my blog, John however has and I suspect that he relieved himself as admin to make me look like a fool...It's all a conspiracy against me! But it does not matter as long as it doesn't happen again. And it wont as this blog is currently and always will be under military (my) control. MUAHAHAHA!

I will not re-post the post because John obvioulsy found it offensive as he had it deleted. Why it was offensive, I know not as it was a joke mostly directed at his walk and his attitude and how he's trying to get the hook up with someone, etc.

Baseball Wit and Wisdom: "If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?" -Yogi Berra (Yankees/Mets Manager 1964 1972-75, 1984-85)

uh...right...I've no clue what you're talking about.

Damn you for deleting my message, fiend! (I'm not exactly sure who, but I'll bet it's Adams...until I cool down or something else, I'm issuing a military (me) take over. Do it again and I'll make you wish you'd never been born of a world parallel to me!)

Oh, one more thing...what the hell is up with that beach thing? I don't get it. The only good part about the beach (aside from the obvious, the opposite sex) is getting hammered by the waves while trying to maintain balance and developing new, colorful cuss words when you get knocked down...anyway, what I don't get is why people go to the beach where there aren't any F*cking waves! I'd rather play sports which brings another question: Michael, are we playing softball (or baseball, please!) over spring break?

I don't know why people go through all the trouble to look nice either...if it were up to me I'd wear jean shorts and a T-shirt as always, but they wouldn't let me in if I did.

The Answers:

1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.

3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the
barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.

4. The answer is Charcoal.

5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

6. The letter "e", which is the most common letter in the English language,
does not appear once in the long paragraph.

I'd say I agree with Walsh, it's not the cloths, it's definantly the body (hehehe).

this is really cool...it's a view of the earth from the space station at night: http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0011/earthlights_dmsp_big.jpg

George Bush:
When you rearrange the letters: He bugs Gore
Dormitory:
When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room
Evangelist:
When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent
Desperation:
When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code:
When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines:
When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in em
Animosity:
When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity
Mother-in-law:
When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms:
When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point:
When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes:
When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two:
When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one

Brain Teasers


1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with
loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of
this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still
tell which water came from which jug?

4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you
throw it away?

5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out
what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was
wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though.
Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But
if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any
coaching!

I'll post the answers later

Baseball Wit and Wisdom: "The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose." -Ernie Banks (Cubs infielder 1953-1971)

Yo, is AJ commin or not?

Why is that depressing? I don't find it depressing at all...I walk into a store, to the bathing suits, grab a few and check out...I don't even really care what they look like. What makes it so difficult for women? Why is everything to do with clothing so hard for women? Why!?

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, a kid'll eat ivy too wouldn't you?

"You know that kid's butter cause he's on a roll!"

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh....BRAVO!

Baseball Wit and Wisdom: "Love America and hate baseball? Hate America and love baseball? Neither is possible, except in the abstract." -John Krich (El Beisbol 1989)

baseball is exciting when you're playing

Baseball Wit and Wisdom: "Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's successes or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way Baseball is." -Bob Feller (Indians Pitcher 1936-1956)

Not much dialogue today, what's going on?

Baseball Wit and Wisdom: "Umpier's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is." -Ron Luciano (American League Umpire 1968-1980)

Oh, BTW, on the free lunch thing...25 cents a day may not seem like much, but it adds up to 45 dollars after 180 days...just FYI

hehe

Metaphors

By Sylvia Plath (THE PSYCHO LADY)

I'm a riddle in nine syllables.
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils.
O red fruit, ivory, fine timbers!
This loaf's big with its yeasty rising.
Money's new-minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples,
Boarded the train there's no getting off.

You're a fool...you have less experience than me Hseish! You won't even admit that you like people!

"in high school dating is just to get a feel for how havign a realtionship feels, not actually finding "the one" " -More wisdom from the Lindsay

She's my sister

"most highschool couples that stay together end up having nasty breakups later on" -More wisdom from Lindsay

L-I-N-D-S-A-Y

Ah yes, and there's nothing wrong with the forum...it's perfect like this.

"Mike may have had several gfs but he is only 16 or 17 so there is still a lot for him to learn" -The wisdom of Lindsay

Baseball Wisdom and Wit: "Baseball is the only field endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer" -Ted Williams (Red Sox outfielder 1939-1960)

Well I spent ten minutes typing my opinion on the whole love BULLSHIvik and was about to post it when I hear a delightful little voice say "good bye." So, since there is no way in hell that I'm going to retype it you guys will probably never know how I feel about the whole dating thing. Thank you and have a nice day.

Right...

I don't get it which is extremely surprising considering my extensive history in teenage relationships. (This is sarcasm for anyone stupid enough not to recognize it)

So what's the deal with AJ? Is he commin in? if he does he should be forewarned that he'll be the target of several of our great Joke makers (JG Kickin A).

okay, I changed the 60 things...I hope you like it better now. (hehehe)

I care not about the suggestion of Jung. However, the song actually goes: "Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and frow, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow, can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier, do your balls hang low?"

The best part of this site is that i can erase the past, MUAHAHAHA!

You are fool Miguel, I have explained why. You must go back and read my statements again as you must have overlooked the reason why you are incorrect. BTW, I'm tired of your Bullshivik ideas.

Stenard (had to use a spelling variation...Spelling variations include: Stannard, Stanard, Stanhert, Stanart, Stanhart, Stonhard and many more.)
Origin: English

Coat of Arms: Per pale gold and black three eagles counterchanged.

Crest: None.

My opinion stands. Cultures are categories, they label people, create stereotypes-racism. Culture is the problem...sure it's the thoughts and arts and what-not of humans, but it still divides us. Besides without culture, people will still have the ability to live and think. I'm merely saying that the categories should be eliminated...there should be only one category, human. This way there can be no racial labels, someone will have to say Humans are stupid and will thus be dealing a blow to him/herself. Also, in using this there will be no "If a culture's goal is to prevent the progression of another culture, then this culture should be extiguished" as there will be no cultures to attack or defend.

Okay, now the site looks stupid, whos idea was it to make it "fruity?"

Couldn't find you other people (how do you spell your last name, Sarah?)

Howl
Origin: English

Coat of Arms: Gold with three owls.

Crest: None.

Tiffany
Origin: English

Coat of Arms: Silver on a red chevron between three lions heads, three silver battle axes.

Crest: A red lion holding a battle axe.

Motto: Patria fidelis

Workmen
Origin: Scottish

Coat of Arms: Blue between two silver estoiles, the figure of justice, in the right hand a sword, and in the left hand scales.

Crest: A dove with an olive branch

Lindemuth
Origin: German

Coat of Arms: A gold shield with three black lozenges.

Crest: None.

Adams
Origin: English

Coat of Arms: Silver, a blue star between three red crescents.

Crest: Description not available

Kenney
Origin: Irish

Coat of Arms: Gold and blue with a fleur de lis between three crescents.

Crest: A hand grasping a roll of parchment.

Motto: Teneat luceat floreat

Translation: Not Available

Flanagan
Origin: Irish

Coat of Arms: A green oak tree on a mound on a silver shield.

Crest: An arm holding a blue flaming sword.

Motto: Certavi Et Vici

Motto Translated: I have fought and conquered

McIntire
Origin: Scottish

Coat of Arms: Quarterly: 1st and 4th red eagle on a gold shield; 2nd a galley sails furled; 3rd a hand holding a cross.

Crest: A hand holding a dagger through a snowball.

Motto: Per ardua

Motto Translated: Through difficulties

I've been told that someone should do a reciprocal 60 things not to say to a woman. There's no way in hell that I'm gunna take that on so I was wondrin if any one else is interested.

you're odd, Szabo.

Dood...Neo...love the jokes...keep 'em coming...I just wish I had more strawberries...yes yes yes.

King Elk knows alot about lanterns, as well as birkwood couches, steel window frames, car antennas, carbohydrate compositions, and don't forget ceiling fans.

-Keep it in the fishing hole.

Ah...bio lab...who want it? Who need it? Do I need it? Do you need it? Can you see "strombolinifeeniwowhoop"?

Hey, Szabes, or whoever...I like the new template for the website. The storm is impressed.

BTW, nice jokes, John. The storm likes.

Mike, I think you missed my major point...it's not that cultures force themselves upon others it's that cultures are bad in general. Someone who is within a culture is limited, they cannot do as they like. Cultures do force themselves upon others, but it's already bad enough that people must conform to their own culture to fit in. My ideal world is one with out culture, but that would be impossible, as people ARE too primative to accept one another and their ideas. Our minds are not yet mature.

I look to death with a smile and a wave, as well, my friend...however I do think that every religion is completely Bogus, Science too...My point of view is don't know, don't care. We live, we die. 'Tis the way of things, yet people find it necessary to question this. They indulge themselves with so much thought that they think others should as well and eventually seek to force their beliefs upon others. This is wrong. Let anyone believe whatever the hell they want. Sure I think religious people are funny in that they believe what i believe is crap, but it's their choice, not mine. I should hope that as I do not interfere with the beliefs of others that they will not interfere with my beliefs.
This Idea of allow people to be as they like extends to most matters. If someone wants to die, let 'em. If someone wants to dance, be my guest. I too will act as I see fit. I believe that cultures are a major division point upon the human race. This goes too with politics.
People are sick in that they obsess over petty differences when they could be working together to seek the ultimate goal of all people, happiness. Now wouldn't it be great to see a black man, white man, oriental woman, christian man, catholic woman, Bhuddist child, Hindu woman, Democratic man, Communist Woman, Liberal child, and etc. working together? It would, but unfortunately I doubt to see it in this lifetime. People are too primative to truely act civilized.

Right...

LOL, OMG, HAHAHA!

I agree with John...I don't wish to join the argument, just wanna make my position apparent.

EAT MY SHIP!

BTW, what stuff? You haven't any thing for me to eat...you're bare balled cause your daughter, Plath, sucked them off!

You are too strange for me, fool...Just remember that I'll be your only life line when the revolution comes.

Can you say the end is coming soon enough and i think that people shLook at the present as it bangs around the room around the room it is so good and the wall is getting banged around by the man in the mooon and atew=wewaea!

Them Canadians are sure funny.

Eat my stuff.

you're sick, fool

I can drink stuff with yellow junk and messed up cheese bagels mixed with chicken hose. Can you lick the stove filled with underwear fragments dipped in goat jelly with croutons? Well, if you can do that, then you can certainly consume the triple decker paramecium infested, melon-coated, leg hair smothered, piece of upside down cake right after eating a bucket full of cow balls marinated in Brian Hsieh excrement.

Well...can you?

Szabo, you are one of the biggest hypocrits I know...you complain about the pointless convorsations on this site, yet you post shit like what is below.

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Can you taste the rainbow sir?

I'm thinking that we'd meet there around 6-7pm and just hang.

So, about saturday, I ask again, who's interested? I'll ask around in school on Fri. and see if I can get mike to help me out with the invites. for future reference, the address of the place is: 103 104th Av. (phone is 360-3003) (name is Treasure Island Fun Center)

Good debate, eh? I'm glad I missed it because I don't deal well with mental conflict. I avoid such confrentations...when someone claims that I'm being racist er whatever I don't argue and start a debate, I say sorry and move on. I'd rather sit quietly and watch the debate rather than be a part of it. However, I deal well with physical confrentation...two choices, fight or don't fight. In my case it matters not wether you can or cannot win, all that matters is what will happen afterwards. I take every precaution to avoind physical conflict in school to avoid getting kicked out. I, however am much more wreckless outside of such limitations. If I can fight you and not be repremanded, then don't mess with me cause I'll take you down. If I can fight you with little repremand I'll not throw the first blow, but I will fight. With harsh consequences (as with school) I avoid conflict at all costs including getting struck...I'll defend, but will not go on the offensive. This speech serves no point at all so I've no clue why I just wasted my time writing it. Anyway, you now know that you can assault me verbally without risk, and, in school, assult me physically without losing.

"Wow mama didn't waste any time"

Fight for your rights!

"the enemy?", he asks in his stilted english, unable to make out the tiny specks circling above. "no, the US Air Force", i tell him. "the airport?", he repeats. "no, no. el militar de Guerre". he understands now. "ah,
but...not enemy?" "No", i say sadly, turning away, "but the enemy wouldn't attack Queens anyway".

It used to be that merely pointing a gun at someone automatically
constituted assault with a deadly weapon. These days, the most
threatening thing you can point at a cop is a Black man.

"As my luxury item, I chose the American flag, because I am EXTREMELY patriotic"...yeah right...the stupid old guy is being paid 3 million dollars for this propaganda. When will the hypocricy stop?

Furthermore, have you guys seen Survivor yet? It's so messed up. We need Howell here to write commentary. Here's an example of one of the comments..."This is an adventure...not just a harship"

Uh...guys...please refrain from making any jokes about homosexuality...it's not needed here.

Is anyone at all interested in the Fun center thing?

is that one of the lubricants mentioned by Kirk? (hehehe)

wow...we just posted at the same exact second...far out

interesting term..."A bucking"

kylofton@aol.com

lol, I would ask for it too, but I'm a worker, well, shit, if it's not too much trouble could you also send it to me too? If not it's all good. Thanx.

I'm trying to organize an outing to the Treasure Island Fun Center, a pretty cool place, on saturday...any one interested please post here, call me, or talk to me at school (866-3768).

Hehe, word to that.

For the rest of you who read the below...it's an inside joke, hehe.

Hey, Szabo...just wanted to let you know that the whole thing about losing power of administraitor was total BS...I just wanted to liven you up a bit, get the blood pumping...I figured that you'd been working quite a bit and needed it. BTW, HAHAHAHA! It was fun for me too. Oh yeah, want me to still modify the administraitors? Well, you can do it youself if you choose to when you read this. Over and out, good buddy.

Is this a warning to the girls to beware of Tom Simms, or is this a reference to that computer game that no one likes?

just wanted to point out that the "here it comes" part is a reductive fallacy. (Did I finally use reductive fallacy right, Kirk?)

I get it...Tom's ass is supposed to be one way (the excretion). I believe that that is what he's refering to, but knowing Hseish he'll prolly make up some crap again to make me look like a perv because I once again called his shot. Isn't that right Hseish? (of course you'll say no, or maybe you'll say yes just to say that I'm totally wrong about you...either way it'll be turned against me so I don't even know why I'm still posting this! 'Eh, what the hell, here it comes...) (Also wanted to point out that some people here may see it as an enter only sign (John) so our goddess is not totally wrong, of course.)

The gay motif...I see, well, try to contain yourself. For some people (in here) may get offended. HEHEHEHEHE

WAHAHAHAHA! How do you come up with that stuff?

Quote of the day: "##&#*&^%&@^#%!*&#)%(^(%^* Destroy that Scrap Pile!" -The Looney Tunes version of the Fuhrer (Hitler not Harsh)

Girl scout cookies seem to be an obsession with you, goddess. I, on the other hand, am semi-immune to such menial temptations as I do not enjoy the taste of chocolate and most other sweets. As for your brother, it's rather rude for someone to eat someone elses' cookies with out permission...in the Middle east he'd lose his hands for such a crime.

Hey, uh, Szabes...it's been long enough that I think we can assume that Fuchs is not comming. Just, ya know, FYI.

Quote of the day: "Happiness is a journey, not a destination. So work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching." -A quote provided by yours truely.

I love you, Goddess! You made Szabes look like a bigger moron than I ever could! LIKE IT SZABO!

Hehehe...I'll say

On another note...26 Degrees is not cold! It's swimming weather! My Norse brothers and I do understand this. We never get cold! HAHAHA, I laugh at you cold people! HAHAHA!

True, but Brinkley is a POS as well, my friend...Michael, what's wrong with you? That book sux, and you essentially said in your argument that it sux, yet you maintain a position on defending it. Why, Michael?! WHY?

Look at time difference between me and workman. Exactly one hour! Is that an harbringer of terrible things to come? Or maybe I will eventually "snag" the lily?

HAHAHAAHAHAHA! I am now done with a total of 3 journals! You can now bow to me and grovel at my feet. Err...why don't you just go buy a few rounds of Sprite and pop 'em like there's no tomorrow!

I can't belive how cold it gets here in DC. It is 26 degrees outside and my fingers are numb (my parents are cheap with the heater). It must be nice in Florida with a 50 degree winter.
-I can only attribute the low number of posts to the number of journals due tommorow.

Wow, I like these compliments...if only girls felt the same way about me...Hseish, if you were a chick we'd have to hook up. I love you, man...I love all yall! Group hug!

I've made my final decision about prom...I'm going...screw the damn possibility of having a bad time, I'll never know if I don't go (-smash mouth). So, if I get a date, great, if I don't who cares? I got the boys and some lady friends that have assured me that they'll not leave me hanging. And this time the dance floor is mine! THE STORM HAS SPOKEN!!!

Another great quote by the master: "haPENIS is what its all about." -Brian Hseish

New Quote of the day: "SOP you ask? no... POS!" -The great Brian Hseish

BRAVO! I totally agree, well said...I don't believe that I could have said it better myself, marveolus! I hate that damn SOP! It's so boring, it's not like we learn Philosophy, we learn about Philosophers. Philosophers are lazy old guys remembered for random shit that they said and did...it's bogus, completely bogus! We'll probably all work our asses of in our lives and not get remembered, whereas they do shit and are worshipped. That's some pretty stinky Bullshevik right there, if you ask me. I despise the SOP, or in the great words of Hseish: POS!

Okay, first off Fuck you John G. And second of all, I'll try to keep my statements a little more toned done and with fewer sexual conotations (just remember...I'm not as bad as Dan).

Who did edit my post down there, I really must know...I'm not mad, just interested.

Quote of the day: Walsh: "The mind is the second thing to go." Student: "What's the first?" Walsh: "I forget..."

Ah...finally. I must work on female anatomy now.

Do not say I am wrong, for I wrote the poems you know.

The white-tailed hornet had a good message...don't compare yourself with animals, compare yourself with the goddess.

I understand what you mean Goddess (this has been edited...I wonder why, too vulgar?)

YOU MUST ADHERE TO ALMIGHTY FROST!

Ah, not bad. I have two done completely, but no color marking on the other 3.

How many you have done Sammy?

Take the Utopia forums for example. It is similar to a chat room but still keeps the conversations in archives.

There are definitely better forum-style websites than this available on the web.

my theory continues...if we're all talking why not make a chat room?

Yes!

I was talking about the dream statement a few posts down

shit, not me...what's wrong with you!?

Or why can't knowlege be more of an advantage to power? For example: telekinesis, clarivoyance, telepathy...

I guess when you're in IB you really understand the need of sleep. It becomes something you fantasize about more than...uh...other things.

I love sleep with a passion.

Why can't we all just sleep all day? That would be nice.

My gawd. Kyle I agree with you totally. I have actually told people that I'd rather be a dog than a human...all they do is sleep all day and the only thing they have to worry about is licking themselves.

HEHEHE

make love, not technology

I do not understand the nature of Nurse B's last post.

Knowledge sux...why cant we all be like rabbits? Just hop around, eat, sleep, get it on constantly, and be merry?

Only in the following subjects is homework essential: English, History, and Foreign Language.

Well then. Let's present a new debate. Is homework necessary? Should we gain all of our knowledge simply through are teachers while during class? What do you all think.

Well, then. Say something in your defense!

I do.

What about it? Do you deny its appliance to your character?

I would also like to challenge Robert Frost's remark regarding: "too handy with his hose" (3/3/2002 09:03:22 PM)

I will post my philosophy for reducing stress: Don't do the homework.

Hmm. Have we actually posted any philosophy on this website at all? It seems that we are mainly posting random things that don't particulary pertain to anything.

Man...we need more time...lots more time...if only...it...were...much...better...none...of...those...disgusting...things...too...many...taking...over...

WHAZAIIIIIIII!

hehe, who knows...it'll be nice to communicate with him again

Didn't we all think he was a bit "over the top" and "too handy with his hose"?

Oh...ok...may i ask for what reason?

Who invited Workmen?

I invited TW the 3rd

I have promoted Rachelle to admin...I believe her contributions to the site have earned her the position. Congrats.

Right-e-o...Ah, yes I did want to apologise to Miguel for being such an ass recently. Sorry, Mike. I know you just want to help me out, but I really don't need or want help right now. Thanks, but no thanks.

Lol, who gives a crap about racism? It's all the same... One white man in the middle of a black neighborhood is in just as much danger as one Black man in the middle of an all-white neighborhood. There's no reason to talk of it because racism will always be an issue no matter what happens...people will always find something about someone to not like and associate it with something that makes them different. It's all Bogus.

I'll explain at school

If it means that much to you I will review it...I'm not making any promises tho. Perhaps i'll change your wording, but you do talk like that.

You talk about it all the time, I like getting comments such as this along with suggestions, but I'm not going to follow up on this one. The play is from the view of how I saw the world.

who didn't get a play who wanted one?

I don't care what Mike says, my skin is not softer around girls...(ask him if you don't understand)

I've always wated to breathe air I heard it was great!

oh, can I come!?

right, well I'm...shit, who knows, who cares...The Storm has Spoken...(woo-hoo)

Once again, the storm has spoken

I resent being called "white man," racist boy. I'm a Scott-Irish-Norse man if you wish to call me such a name, fool.

I can

oh, BTW, if we're all online, why take up space on Blogger? Why not create and got to a chat room?

The Storm has spoken!

lol, never believe Hseish, he's full of it...he meant what we all think he meant, he just turned it all around to make himself look good and us like shit. It's the way he thinks, I'M INSIDE YO MIND, HSEISH! MAKE YOUR TIME!

Right, well, we certainly talk much in here...I leave for a few hours and 26 new posts arise...perhaps we should stop inviting people?

Oh, as many of you know, I'm writing a play about one day at SPHS from my point of view. Much has changed since the time frame I'm using, but I'm trying to make it as realistic as possible. The purpose for my writing of this is to ask as to wether any of you would like me to periodically send you updates on the play.

She likes me so much, she want more me's...Can't decipher whether that's good or bad; it's a compliment, but it means less goddess for me. Oh well, I shall take what I get (perhaps I'll get to have a dance this time, hehe).

so, what's the deal with prom? Who's going? Who's going with who? You and Me my Goddess?

I don't care about the whole sex thing, if they want to get it on who am I to say no? If she wanted to stop she should have said so, and if the dude refused, kill him. I know if I was doing a 26 year old chick I wouldn't care about the opinions of others. Who would, love is blind. If it was rape, this is what should be done...rip all of his arms and legs out of his sockets (not off, just out of their sockets) then throw him in the shower room of a state prison, Muahahahaha!

You will perish painfully, Hseish (Nurse B)

Either way, the girl knew what she was doing so she should get in some kind of trouble, whether it be minor punishment or not. It takes two to tango. I could see if it was rape, but two years...come on. She needs to get something. It's not the age thing that's the worst, granted 10 years is A LOT, but the fact that she was his student...that's sick. And to make it even worse, why would a 26 year old want to have sex with a 14 year old???? Something's seriously wrong there. But oh well, there's nothing we can do....their mistakes...

The Future:

Szabo- Jobless, single, and with nine children
John Stenard- MIT graduate, now working on top secret naval projects (secrte agenda- avenge Kyle's death)
Mike- Kindergarten teacher under probation for molesting students
Kirk- Evil brain Surgeon
John Adams- Dr. of Chemistry and Physics; also a millionare from his career as a rapper
David Tiffaney- Porn director
Kyle Flanagan- A can-o-meat extracted from an impact crater
Brian Hseish- David's main film star
Matt Howl- A rich genius constantly paying bail for Szabo
Harsh Patel- 47 wives and the ruler of his own nation (cause of Kyle's death)
Dan Stripling- Marine Biology major, has his own fishing show, is David's #1 customer
Alex Jung- Bio-Engineer exhiled for mal-practice on human beings
Tom Simms- Co rapper with John Adams then becomes multi-billionare from the stock market

Munoz first! I'll lead the way! Use my Scorched body as a shield! AGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA!!!

In late breaking news, Sir Ekko, the Storm of Silence, has promoted Mr. matthew Szabo from "Yes man" to "Yes man/advisor"

Thanks for the compliments, my goddess. I bow to thee with a heavy heart

I feel much better now.

MIchael you are a prick!
because you suck Othello's dick!

Michael you are so gay!
Because you like it up the 'A!'

::deep breath:: Ah, I feel better.

Mike, you really pissed me off with what you said a few posts down. I'm quite angry.

I dunno

Nurse B...WTF are you saying?

Two look at two....I like looking at two things, but more than two things look at me.



(SO DEEP)

Hey, anyone start on journals yet? They bite so bad!

No time to survive.

Oh Yeah!!!!!!! It's purty big!! (JOKING!!!!!) lol lol

I'll bet he was talking about Moe

Quote of the day: "Do you guys know who that big scary guy is? The one who goes around and talks to people and knows our names?" - One frantic Harsh Patel

As I must agree aswell about Michael, I cannot up you to administrator with out the authorization of the all mighty Gaybo...It would be unethical.

Ok, now life is complete. I am here

too true, too true...but being a pimp he didn't know any better. I prolly would have never met him anyway if he didn't take her because I would have never targeted him for elimination (hehe). And now, now he's my Head of Propaganda. In addition, if none of it happened I would have never gotten to dance with her at sophomore Homecoming.

Beef is good and good is beef,
Mike stole Jamiee like a theif.

Take it away.

Michael, you have been dishonorably discharged from the position of admninistrator for deleting posts made by me, the creator. Until you promise not to delete any posts ever again (only I will have that power, but I will not use it often:gratuitous profanity etc.) you will remain a regular member and not an admin. Feel free to beg for your position and offer me shiny objects (car car car!).

Here's a fun Idea...lets all write a song...It'll be rhymed couplets and everyone gets to add one rhymed couplet. I'll start.

There was once an IB student named Mike,
He was so girly some thought him a Dyke.