Saturday, August 31, 2002

are you guys being racist? ::tuts at you::

posted by Anonymous at 8/31/2002 04:29:00 PM | 0 comments

Friday, August 30, 2002

'Tis true. What up dit dat.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/30/2002 01:38:00 PM | 0 comments

Thursday, August 29, 2002

Cho's Profile...Can Anyone Make Sense of It?

My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after they named the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash.

That's Tommy, He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous nineteenth century ballet dancer. I've known him for about as long as I can remember. He's my partner. It doesn't mean we hold hands or take any walks. What it really means is, I try to keep him out of about as much trouble as he inflicts on me. I give him a hard time, it keeps him in check.

What do I know about diamonds? I'm a boxing promoter. I was a happy boxing promoter until a week ago, and then, what do I know about diamonds? Don't then come from Antwerp?

posted by His name is Matt at 8/29/2002 07:07:00 PM | 0 comments

Haha. Nice story Hsieh. True story? It sounds too good to be true. But then again...everything is with you...

posted by His name is Matt at 8/29/2002 06:54:00 PM | 0 comments

Journal 4. No idea. Stenard Mode. Initiate...NOW.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/29/2002 06:46:00 PM | 0 comments

Wednesday, August 28, 2002

Ode to David

AR 588: hello pojo
PoJo345: hi
PoJo345: sup
AR 588: where do you normally upload pictures that you want to post on blogger
AR 588: or do you just find it all off the net
AR 588: ?
PoJo345: usually, www.google.com
PoJo345: they have a good image search engine
PoJo345: in fact
PoJo345: they have the only image search engine i know of
AR 588: but I wish to upload one I have
PoJo345: oh
PoJo345: well
PoJo345: i don't know how to upload pics
PoJo345: you have to find a server to host it first
AR 588: do you or have you ever, had a website
PoJo345: i have had a website before
PoJo345: geocities
PoJo345: and angelfire
PoJo345: long defunct
AR 588: so have I, but I bet they are inactive by now
PoJo345: yep
AR 588: I will see though, one moment
PoJo345: alright
AR 588: Im having to censor the conv that matt posted
AR 588: I said that (unknown) did the gary coleman thing
AR 588: that was supposed to be on the qt
AR 588: but he goes and posts it
PoJo345: ah
PoJo345: ok
PoJo345: sure
PoJo345: do whatever you feel is necessary
PoJo345: except for censor my posts
PoJo345: and others
PoJo345: but
PoJo345: if you are involved in the convos...go ahead, i guess
AR 588: AR 588: well anyway, [censored] covered all them over
AR 588: with pictures of Gary Coleman
AR 588: she does not know who it is
AR 588: so she said the first thing she did was go to mr. wohlstenholme to ask it he did it
AR 588: after he denied it, she said she assumes that it was one of his students who he had had for a few years and rubbed off on
AR 588: [name censored to protect the not so innocent] told me that he really didnt know mrs. vann, but for some reason she just kind of scared him
FoolprooFool: does he have Vann?

PoJo345: privacy matters not
PoJo345: last day of the rest of my life
AR 588: guess what
AR 588: the site still exists
AR 588: :-)
PoJo345: haha
PoJo345: give me the link
AR 588: hold on, im gonna put it on blogger, this site wasnt really a site, but an overflow for images and junk that wouldnt fit on another site
PoJo345: haha
PoJo345: alrighty
PoJo345: shoot
PoJo345: send me the link
PoJo345: blogger is ficked up
PoJo345: do you hear me?
AR 588: hold on, im gonna see if it works, if not I will copy it into chat
AR 588:

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CARE

, the not so official explanation into why BayFlight 3 had a "hard Landing" (thank you saint petersburg times for that inaccurate, totally vague, and utterly useless hyped up piece of garbage of an article).
Right now they believe that the PT wheel, part of the starboard turbine was defective and cracked, this caused the wheel to go unbalanced (suprising, its only spinning a 36000 rpms) and sent lubrication oil flying over the place. Not only did that engine shut down, but it shook the aircraft, caught the high temperature oil on fire, and stalled the other engine with all the smoke. None the less the pilot got it down with no problem and it didnt even have so much as a "hard landing", the fuselage may have to be scrapped on the count of metal stress caused by the fire. But thats the manufacturers problem, once again proving my theory that everything wrong in the universe can somehow be traced back to Honeywell (the company that owns the smaller company who manufactures the German Bk-117 in the U.S.).

AR 588: well there you go
PoJo345: wtf
AR 588: wtf
AR 588: ?
AR 588: what dont you understand
AR 588: huh szabo
AR 588: what is so hard for you
AR 588: is it your fear of being completely obsolete
AR 588: is that it
AR 588: huh
AR 588: huh
AR 588: HUH!!!!!!
PoJo345: suh
AR 588: is that all you can say, huh?
PoJo345: doesn't work too well, does it
AR 588: huh punk, come one, you want some cheese
AR 588: cause I can get you some chees
AR 588: what doesn';t
PoJo345: there is nothing on your site
AR 588: i didnt tell you to got to the site
PoJo345: i want to go to the site
AR 588: as I said, it is all just a some file storage, an overflow for another site
PoJo345: ...
PoJo345: give me other site then
AR 588: there is no html in it
PoJo345: GIVE ME
PoJo345: GIVE ME SOMETHING
AR 588: the other site was shut down
AR 588: 50megs.com wanted me to pay some money
AR 588: im tooo cheap
PoJo345: money for vat
AR 588: what did you think though
AR 588: huh
AR 588: HUH??????
PoJo345: fuiteru
PoJo345: me so metauru
PoJo345: uirkai ko ve
PoJo345: sure kai mai e
PoJo345: kawaita sho de tai de
PoJo345: kure
PoJo345: the real folk blues
PoJo345: honto no
PoJo345: kanashimi ga shi ti nara take
PoJo345: su cama
PoJo345: gin se mo warunaka nai
PoJo345: sit ie
PoJo345: owaranara
AR 588: igive you 14.27 seconds to respond competantly in english
PoJo345: Cry for me
AR 588: then I am breaking out the polka
PoJo345: with parched eyes
PoJo345: in this muddy water
AR 588: competantly
AR 588: 6.29
AR 588: seconds
AR 588: 1.37
AR 588: -.176
PoJo345: Louis Perez estimates that the US's share of Cuban imports averaged "75 percent"(Perez, 355). The loss of trade with United States, namely in the cash crop of sugar, would have clearly devastated Cuba if not for the quick pick purchases by the Soviet Union of the commodity. The Soviet Union may have seen the missiles as a protection of its own economic interests in the region.
AR 588: This source is extremely limited, however, for many reasons. The
revisionist viewpoint is highly subjective and does not point out any possibility of good intentions on the part of the administration. It dismisses the argument of trying to save lives by relying on casualty figures which have not been updated to suit current knowledge of the actual positioning of Japanese defenders on Kyushu. He goes to extreme trouble to put forth a wealth of primary source documents, but fails to produce anything more compelling than the opinion's to support his main hypothesis. Although all three are quite interesting and suggest some connection, it is fool hardy to suggest that this evidence makes the possibility to show off to the Soviets Truman's only motivation.

AR 588: I have only managed to cut 100 words
PoJo345: haha
AR 588: i am still at 2200
PoJo345: it's tough, i know
PoJo345: it makes your masterpiece sound like gibber jabber
PoJo345: i like that last one though
PoJo345: i predict you will get a 19 out of 20
PoJo345: you will lose 1 point for your plan for investigation
AR 588: well, i havent really cut that yet
AR 588: y
PoJo345: they will say that you suck
PoJo345: for no reason
PoJo345: and that plan is too broad
PoJo345: even though it is very specific
PoJo345: you will die
PoJo345: just like the rest of us
AR 588: i c, penis penalty, ib history style
PoJo345: fortunato got lucky. she knew every last one of the IB examiners
PoJo345: that's the only way she got 4 7s and 2 6s
PoJo345: either that...or...
PoJo345: wel
AR 588: SO DO, and i have photos from the last IBNA history "conference"
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: when your on a holiday
PoJo345: you cant find the words to say
PoJo345: all the things to you
PoJo345: and i want to feel it to
PoJo345: on an island in the sun
PoJo345: we'll be playin and havin' fun
PoJo345: and it makes me feel so fine i can't control my brain
AR 588:
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey heyPoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey heyPoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey heyPoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey heyPoJo345: hey hey

PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: when your on a golden sea
PoJo345: you don't need no memory
PoJo345: just a place to call your own
PoJo345: as we drift into (inaudible)
PoJo345: on an island in the sun
PoJo345: we'll be playin and havin' fun
PoJo345: and it makes me feel so fine i can't control my brain
PoJo345: we'll run away together
PoJo345: we'll spend some time forever
PoJo345: we'll never feel bad any more
AR 588: but i am sad
AR 588: y because I am not glad
AR 588: this has to do in part
AR 588: because in nam I lost my ability to...cry
PoJo345: on an island in the sun
PoJo345: we'll be playin and havin fun
PoJo345: and it makes me feel so fine i can't control my brian
PoJo345: we'll run away together
PoJo345: we'll spend some time forever
PoJo345: we'll never feel bad anymore
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: hey hey
PoJo345: (silence)
PoJo345: wohoo
PoJo345: oh e oo
PoJo345: i look just like buddy holly
PoJo345: oh oh
PoJo345: and you're mary tyler moore
AR 588: the silence is defeaning, there is somehting wrong with my brain
PoJo345: i don't care what they say about us anyways
PoJo345: i don't care about that
PoJo345: don't you ever feel i'm always near
PoJo345: i know that you'll be there
PoJo345: fick
PoJo345: i'm not doing this anymore
AR 588: szabo, go to bed
AR 588: you need sleep
AR 588: much sleep
PoJo345: i don't care about that
PoJo345: get down on the floor
PoJo345: oh no
PoJo345: what do we do
AR 588: you will, or you get no szabo treat
PoJo345: don't look down but i lost my shoe
PoJo345: whatsamata you
PoJo345: ber ber ber ber ber naerea da
PoJo345: enaeaneanenae
PoJo345: warn
PoJo345: warn!
PoJo345: i don't care what they say about us anyways
PoJo345: i don't care about that
PoJo345: i don't care about aht
PoJo345: I DON"T CAREA BOUT ATHAT
AR 588: I dont know, I had to do something, you were freakin me out
PoJo345: (silence)
AR 588: Hey motha fuka, i dnt vant to fawkn hir bout that chit
PoJo345: it's not the east side
PoJo345: or the west side
PoJo345: it's not the north or the south side
PoJo345: it's the dark side
PoJo345: vada haters
AR 588: in the twilight zone
PoJo345: we'll blow your planet up
PoJo345: he will join us or die
PoJo345: we got death star
PoJo345: we got death star
PoJo345: we got death star
PoJo345: we got death star
PoJo345: we got death star
PoJo345: we got death star
PoJo345: and you know that we got it
PoJo345: luke
PoJo345: get your arse over here right now
PoJo345: i know i'm on probation
PoJo345: nerf herder
PoJo345: luke
PoJo345: use the force and run
PoJo345: run to dagobah
PoJo345: use the force and run
PoJo345: run to dagobah
PoJo345: yoda, why you bein' a playa hater
AR 588: okay, well night szabo
AR 588: cya l8r
AR 588 signed off at 5:12:53 PM.
PoJo345: i'm comin' for you
Previous message was not received by AR 588 because of error: User AR 588 is not available.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/28/2002 10:54:00 PM | 0 comments

I can't see.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/28/2002 10:26:00 PM | 0 comments

DAWN STAR

You are
the brightest star
in a blue dawn

Venus
above us
between us

we gaze admiringly
like Jupiter

SHE IS...

She is...
the Yin to my Yang
the I to my Ching
the See to my Saw
the Head to my Tails
the Lily of my Valley

-Paul McCartney in Blackbird Singing

posted by His name is Matt at 8/28/2002 09:54:00 PM | 0 comments

Good girl image? Down the drain.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/28/2002 09:48:00 PM | 0 comments

A D A M S.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/28/2002 07:59:00 PM | 0 comments

A Random IM...That Turns to DepJai

ShortyKoko333: hey
ShortyKoko333: were you in DC 1
PoJo345: heya, how you doin'
ShortyKoko333: good
PoJo345: wha? DC1?
ShortyKoko333: yes
ShortyKoko333: im dc
PoJo345: uh.
PoJo345: I'm sorry. What is DC1?
ShortyKoko333: HAHHAHA
ShortyKoko333: nvm
PoJo345: No.
PoJo345: You must explain now.
PoJo345: You have my interest. Clarify.
ShortyKoko333: JK JK!!
ShortyKoko333: hahahhaha
ShortyKoko333: i dont know what i was talking about
PoJo345: I think...
PoJo345: ...you need to receive insulin shock treatment.
ShortyKoko333: UMMMMMMMMM RIGHT
ShortyKoko333: --______--
PoJo345: See, there you go again. You have personality disorders.
ShortyKoko333: ahahhaha
ShortyKoko333: k
PoJo345: Very Depressed, bi-polar..cannabalistic tendencies..
ShortyKoko333: COOL MAN!
PoJo345: ...post traumatic stress disorder...the list goes on.
ShortyKoko333: right back at ya ;-)
PoJo345: You need to be the new Plath, the phoenix who came back from death with a new coat.
PoJo345: and...
PoJo345: you "will eat men like air"
ShortyKoko333: uhhhhh
ShortyKoko333: ok...
ShortyKoko333: ok..pretend i never IMed you..ok?
PoJo345: No. I will never forget...you.
PoJo345: 'Til Death do Us Part.
ShortyKoko333: cool
PoJo345: Yeah. I bet you wish you never im'd me now.
PoJo345: 'Cause you're stuck with me...forever.
PoJo345: FOR EV ER
PoJo345: I recommend you change your last name to "Zaboo".
PoJo345: It will make the transition period easier to bear.
ShortyKoko333 signed off at 1:10:45 PM.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/28/2002 06:51:00 PM | 0 comments

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

More Wisdom From the One Called "Krayer" (aka Joseph Cambell). That's Right. He's Back.

You have just entered room "Silver or Adams."
GreeenFactory has entered the room.
GreeenFactory: LOL
PoJo345: silver
PoJo345: or
PoJo345: adams
GreeenFactory: haha
Grntbuggly has entered the room.
CoW GuRLXoXoX has entered the room.
PoJo345: hey guys
PoJo345: how ya doin'?
GreeenFactory: yeah
GreeenFactory: not bad
GreeenFactory: not bad at all
PoJo345: not bad at all
GreeenFactory: ah
GreeenFactory: szabo
GreeenFactory: you aight?
PoJo345: i k
GreeenFactory: should join model UN?
PoJo345: dad?
GreeenFactory: yeah?
JGkiksA has entered the room.
PoJo345: hah
GreeenFactory: model UN eh?
PoJo345: ally, you join model UN?
PoJo345: STENARDO
GreeenFactory: where you belong
mondler7 has entered the room.
PoJo345: DO NOT BE SHACKLED LIKE AN ANIMAL
Grntbuggly: ukulele
Grntbuggly: is awsome
PoJo345: i know
GreeenFactory: ha
PoJo345: lots of fun
GreeenFactory: no work it
PoJo345: i play like a pro
Oisercage has entered the room.
PoJo345: strum like adams
PoJo345: The How You Doin' Guy wrote: Come to Harvard.
Oisercage: where in the world am I
GreeenFactory: in a shell
PoJo345: "Silver or Adams"
Oisercage: who's cow?
Oisercage: and mondler?
PoJo345: cow is soph, Adam's sis friend
PoJo345: mondler is desantes
JGkiksA: soph???
JGkiksA: who's soph?
GreeenFactory: omore
PoJo345: objection, argumentative
JGkiksA: what's the name?
PoJo345: ally mcbeal
JGkiksA: ok
Oisercage: Greeen right on Hunnybutt "Hey kids...."
Oisercage: He probably would think it's funny
PoJo345: i'm greeen
PoJo345: Twisted Metal Black
PoJo345: is Twisted
PoJo345: as
PoJo345: it
PoJo345: can
PoJo345: be
GreeenFactory: ha
GreeenFactory: "uh, children, quiet please...."
Oisercage: lol
Oisercage: I love him
GreeenFactory: oister cage
Oisercage: I love his shirts
Oisercage: and Mr. Davis' pants
Oisercage: the way he would hike them up
GreeenFactory: ah
PoJo345: hike
PoJo345: up
PoJo345: da
PoJo345: hill
Grntbuggly: I like Ike
GreeenFactory: beatin tina eh?
JGkiksA: Hey Cow how you Doin
SLiM285 has entered the room.
PoJo345: hey
GreeenFactory: who's yo da... manaja
SLiM285: hey
Oisercage: who sings this: Hike up your skirt a little more...
SLiM285: DAVE!!!!
GreeenFactory: lol
Oisercage: ah I thought so
SLiM285: my future husband
Oisercage: Slim who are you?
PoJo345: matthews?
GreeenFactory: he be like 50 then
SLiM285: yes, matthews
PoJo345: nice
SLiM285: and he is married with kids but thats ok
SLiM285: my name is Sara
Oisercage: who's matthews?
PoJo345: Dave Matthews
SLiM285: Dave Matthews
GreeenFactory: Dave Matthews
PoJo345: BAND
GreeenFactory: BAND
Oisercage: oh I thought you meant you were Mat..
SLiM285: yes, the best
mondler7 has left the room.
Oisercage: which Sara? do i know you?
JGkiksA: right
SLiM285: I don't know!
PoJo345: used to go to st. pete high
SLiM285: is this all IB kids?
PoJo345: left junior year
PoJo345: yeah
SLiM285: i used to be in IB
CoW GuRLXoXoX has left the room.
GreeenFactory: ah
Grntbuggly: brian
GreeenFactory: yeah
GreeenFactory: ?
Grntbuggly: big john and I
GreeenFactory: no
Grntbuggly: we have to kill you
GreeenFactory: ?!
PoJo345: what?
Grntbuggly: you took szabo's honor
GreeenFactory: haha
PoJo345: who took my honor?
GreeenFactory: took it way back
Oisercage: he never had any!!
PoJo345: ...
GreeenFactory: back
PoJo345: Huh?
Grntbuggly: sara
JGkiksA: yeah, I guess his bro took it first...
GreeenFactory: marc?
GreeenFactory: szabos?
GreeenFactory: waht?
Krayer has entered the room.
PoJo345: hmm...
Krayer: hey
GreeenFactory: yo
PoJo345: hiya
Oisercage: Hi
SLiM285: Kirk
PoJo345: Tash is in da house.
JGkiksA: WTF is Krayer?
GreeenFactory: hey man
GreeenFactory: keep it clean
Krayer: It's my mother's maiden name.
PoJo345: Ah, that's cool.
Krayer: Lol. I can take it.
Oisercage: oh shut up Greeen
PoJo345: Hmm...
PoJo345: ...my name would be...
PoJo345: Stoner.
GreeenFactory: not for us, for the children
Grntbuggly: justin just imed
PoJo345: my mother's maiden name is Stoner.
Grntbuggly: me
GreeenFactory: stoner?
SLiM285: i would be Fraser
GreeenFactory: wut is that?
GreeenFactory: german?
SLiM285: lol
PoJo345: haha, no, it's irish, i guess
Grntbuggly: with a link to some pciture of three nude old guys fornicating
PoJo345: haha. Fraser, nice.
GreeenFactory: ah man
GreeenFactory: keep it clean
Oisercage: Ok Greeen I'm leaving for bio man
PoJo345: tone it down kirk
GreeenFactory: wait
Oisercage: You boys have fun
GreeenFactory: its 4.1, 4.2, all of G
GreeenFactory: ?
JGkiksA: hey szabo, you wanna go see Triple X, the Movie?
GreeenFactory: ALL OF G?
PoJo345: no
Krayer: Where are you going, Dyane?
Grntbuggly: G. 4 and G.5
Oisercage: LOL Krayer
GreeenFactory: only G.4 and G.5 right?
GreeenFactory: SL bio test tomorrow
Oisercage: all of G
GreeenFactory: k
Grntbuggly: oh
Krayer: fun fun
PoJo345: sso
Grntbuggly: sl
Grntbuggly: ha
GreeenFactory: ah, that was kirk
GreeenFactory: good stuff
PoJo345: sara, how's senior year been for you thus far?
JGkiksA: who are you Krayer?
GreeenFactory: i live for the good dr.
Krayer: Kaley
Oisercage: it's Kaley John
JGkiksA: oh, my bad...
GreeenFactory: ?
GreeenFactory: wut bad?
SLiM285: my senior year has been quite enjoyable
GreeenFactory: ahh
PoJo345: That's good to hear.
GreeenFactory: how about you szabo?
PoJo345: senior year?
Krayer: Don't worry about it, Green; I do have an obscure screen name.
GreeenFactory: how was your spanish test?
GreeenFactory: haha
PoJo345: my spanish test? It was nice. I'll leave it at that.
SLiM285: i work a lot (i know thats a joke to IB kids)
SLiM285: but i am trying to hold a job and have school
GreeenFactory: ah
Krayer: Where do you work?
SLiM285: I work at Dr. Greenberg's office, hes a neurologist
Oisercage: ok my book is calling me....actually shouting at me
PoJo345: ah, nice. Getting in with the big guys.
Grntbuggly: getting contacts
SLiM285: if any of you remember Adam Greenberg, he graduated last year
SLiM285: haha
Grntbuggly: for future utilisation
Krayer: Cool. I've been in lab down at USF a lot lately, so I know what you mean about getting a bit stressed.
GreeenFactory: no kirk, that optomologist
GreeenFactory: ah my bad
SLiM285: yeah its a good experience
GreeenFactory: korny joke
Grntbuggly: yeah your bad
GreeenFactory: ah, so horrible
SLiM285: lol
PoJo345: Stress free is the way to be.
GreeenFactory: i must go punish myself with psych and a little bit of bio
Oisercage: Yes someone else
Carolina Firefly has entered the room.
PoJo345: Psych is nice.
Oisercage: cause you don't have it
JGkiksA: I'll see you guys tomorrow, I gotta start on my homework and get on E-bay still tonight
JGkiksA: ttyl
GreeenFactory: Ebay?
PoJo345: Alright John. Hasta manana.
GreeenFactory: wut you selling/buyin?
Krayer: that was my quesiton
JGkiksA: a spas 12
GreeenFactory: LOL
Grntbuggly: wha?
GreeenFactory: 12 spas?
Krayer: What is a spas 12? yeah
Oisercage: Hello to new peeps...nice talking to you Sara...Kay, need to talk later.
GreeenFactory: still here?
JGkiksA: shotgun
SLiM285: you too :-)
GreeenFactory: LOL
SLiM285: byebye
PoJo345: Take it easy oiser.
GreeenFactory: shotgun?
JGkiksA: yeah
GreeenFactory: bye
GreeenFactory: yeah john
GreeenFactory: sell it
GreeenFactory: get rid of it man
JGkiksA: buy
GreeenFactory: buying?
JGkiksA: bye
GreeenFactory: o
Krayer: Okay, you can call me if you need to.
Grntbuggly: what do you need a shotgun for?
Grntbuggly: whadduyou need a shotgun for?
GreeenFactory: you have a license?
Oisercage: Pojo don't abuse the cows....they have feelings too and so does Greeen
PoJo345: ???
Grntbuggly: oh wait, reclaming szabo's honor
Krayer: (to Dyane)
PoJo345: I don't abuse cows.
GreeenFactory: yeah
Oisercage: Thanks Kay
Oisercage: Bye
Krayer: night
JGkiksA: bye
Oisercage has left the room.
JGkiksA: see you tomorrow
PoJo345: Why does she think I abuse cows?
JGkiksA has left the room.
GreeenFactory: getting dark... eyes... hard to see...
GreeenFactory: must finish before candles burn out...
PoJo345: hmm...Beloved is not real. NOT REAL!!!
PoJo345: My computer works on a steam engine.
Krayer: I haven't read it.
SLiM285: lol
PoJo345: Well, it seems that some of the men can't wait for their "moment in time".
GreeenFactory: they steal the cow's 'honor'
SLiM285: mine works on gerbils on treadmills
PoJo345: haha
PoJo345: Where's the good stain?
Krayer: They steal the cow's "honor." Very bad image.
GreeenFactory: the book does better...
PoJo345: HAHA. Exactly. It goes into more detail in the novel itself. A great read, I must say.
GreeenFactory: where they find this stuff
PoJo345: Morrison surely drew from her own life in completing the work.
SLiM285: well, i probably should go
Krayer: Oh?
SLiM285: i can't work and chat
SLiM285: but it was nice talking to all of you
Grntbuggly: adios
GreeenFactory: like marquez, morrison draws from past and family experiences...
SLiM285: enjoy senior year
PoJo345: Alright, nice chattin' with ya Sara. Good luck with school.
SLiM285: thanks :-)
SLiM285 has left the room.
PoJo345: Quite.
Grntbuggly: gotta bounce-dinner
GreeenFactory: "and they fall, one by one" - szabo
Grntbuggly: adios
Krayer: Well, thanks for the head's-up on the English work I haven't done.
AR 588 has entered the room.
PoJo345: Sure thing.
PoJo345: How ya doin' Dave
Krayer: :-)
GreeenFactory: tiffany
Carolina Firefly has left the room.
PoJo345: IA completed yet?
GreeenFactory: ah
GreeenFactory: that due fri for you guys?
AR 588: haha, this is a math/chem night
Grntbuggly has left the room.
PoJo345: Yeah.
AR 588: I will have no ia
AR 588: today
PoJo345: Hah.
PoJo345: 17 words. I must remove them...somehow.
GreeenFactory: ha
PoJo345: They are like 17 teeth I must pull.
PoJo345: WITH NO NOVACAINE
GreeenFactory: take out the thesis
AR 588: Novacaine is overrated
GreeenFactory: dont need that
Krayer: lol
PoJo345: Haha.
Krayer: or the conclusion
PoJo345: Yeah, totally uneccessary.
GreeenFactory: ha
PoJo345: Surely.
GreeenFactory: dude, its in the ending again anyway
GreeenFactory: 17 words though
PoJo345: haha
PoJo345: i know
GreeenFactory: you went from 2500
GreeenFactory: 500 over
PoJo345: yeah, i know
GreeenFactory: now you having so much trouble with 17?
PoJo345: just...those 17 words...so tough...
GreeenFactory: hah
AR 588: I'm sure you can cut it out of your beloved analysis section
PoJo345: ...i mean...i took totally everything out
PoJo345: it's a mere shadow of its former self
AR 588: did you already do contractions
Krayer: If you put 1997 words, nobody is going to count. Let's be serious.
PoJo345: some, yes
GreeenFactory: haha
GreeenFactory: turnitin.com
PoJo345: Well...what about turnitin.com?
PoJo345: it does a word count
PoJo345: THEY WOULD FIND ME THERE.
PoJo345: AND TAKE ME AWAY.
AR 588: yeah, but it counts the endnotes and all that stuff too
PoJo345: Tut would do it personally.
GreeenFactory: they call you back from bible college...
PoJo345: She would find pleasure in doing it.
Krayer: But wouldn't it take into account the references, which don't count in the "word count" anyway?
GreeenFactory: ah
GreeenFactory: good point
PoJo345: Perhaps. But still. What if?
AR 588: that is what I just said
GreeenFactory: 17 words cant be that crucial
AR 588: why does no one ever listen to tiff
PoJo345: hmm
GreeenFactory: but then again, what if they asked to take another 17 after that?
PoJo345: if i'm over 2000 and they find out...
GreeenFactory: you screwed
PoJo345: i lose 2 points
GreeenFactory: maybe
GreeenFactory: take out the 17
PoJo345: 18 out of 20 at the best
PoJo345: not good
GreeenFactory: lol
GreeenFactory: print out a copy to school
AR 588: werent you the one that says ib dont matter
PoJo345: It doesn't...and yet it does.
GreeenFactory: actually, wasnt that you tiff?
PoJo345: I think it's an issue of integrity.
AR 588: no, I said that it does
PoJo345: What happened to the IB honor code?
GreeenFactory: gaybo
GreeenFactory: haha
PoJo345: Down the drain.
PoJo345: For years.
GreeenFactory: 10th grade
PoJo345: No one follows it?
GreeenFactory: ouch
AR 588: I said it was important in teaching you skills that you dont learn in honors
Krayer: Well, I've always thought those computer word count things overcount the words, anyway.
FoolprooFool has entered the room.
AR 588: Kalley are they poisoning your mind
GreeenFactory: haha
PoJo345: Ah, you really think so?
PoJo345: Hmm.
PoJo345: You may be right.
FoolprooFool: he is right
GreeenFactory: she
PoJo345: If I am ever questioned...I can always quote Kaley Tash, right/
GreeenFactory: haha
Krayer: Thank you. She.
Krayer: lol
PoJo345: lol
GreeenFactory: lol
AR 588: mr fool didnt here what you said
AR 588: he was refering to my comment
AR 588: *hear
GreeenFactory: referring*
Krayer: So I'm not right?
AR 588: I dont know
Krayer: ;-)
AR 588: I havent looked at the source code for office 2002
AR 588: and I dont intend to
GreeenFactory: ?
PoJo345: That's the spirit Fool.
FoolprooFool: ?
PoJo345: err
PoJo345: Dave
PoJo345: whooops
FoolprooFool: lost like always
PoJo345: sorry Matt
GreeenFactory: haha
FoolprooFool: except I'm not szabo...
AR 588: Krayer: Well, I've always thought those computer word count things overcount the words, anyway.
PoJo345: matt hoem
GreeenFactory: what the 'howell'?
GreeenFactory: is going on?
FoolprooFool: what the "he-she"
FoolprooFool: is happening?
GreeenFactory: i am like ib literature
GreeenFactory: ambiguos....
AR 588: I think Im going to go take my cample IB HL Chem Paper 2 now
FoolprooFool: lern to spel, greeen
GreeenFactory: ambiguous
GreeenFactory: yeah?
FoolprooFool: what is cample?
Krayer: The driver's license office had the he/she thing screwed up for a whole year. They needed two forms of ID to declare me female. Have fun with IB Chem!
GreeenFactory: cable?
GreeenFactory: camble*
GreeenFactory: cample?
PoJo345: sample
AR 588: Government employees, what can you expect, thank you, Im sure I wont
Krayer: Oh, that thing in the bag that you go this morning?
GreeenFactory: LOL
AR 588: yep
PoJo345: Government lackey, I suspect.
GreeenFactory: model UN good tiff?
FoolprooFool: good?
GreeenFactory: o yeah
PoJo345: bien.
GreeenFactory: muy bien
FoolprooFool: sehr gut
FoolprooFool: sagenhaft!!!
PoJo345: Mt. Mitchell...does it exist east of the Missisippi?
FoolprooFool: phantastich!!
Krayer: What is so good in Model UN?
PoJo345: *Mississippi
GreeenFactory: who knows
FoolprooFool: zabes, you spelled the Missi wrong?
Krayer: fair enough
GreeenFactory: first thing tiff has joined all highschool
GreeenFactory: first club
GreeenFactory: so its gotta be good
GreeenFactory: haha
FoolprooFool: ...and not the last...if his....can help it
Krayer: lol...You've evaded the clubs this long?
GreeenFactory: LOL
GreeenFactory: fool
GreeenFactory: haha
PoJo345: haha
FoolprooFool: danke...
AR 588: just for your own info, I am just staying in the chat room so that aim+ will record it this for later incrimination, do not address me, and it is not the first
PoJo345: MU alpha theta?
PoJo345: what happen?
FoolprooFool: its true?....!
GreeenFactory: haha
PoJo345: The only thing it will record is your failure to spell anything correctly.
GreeenFactory: later incrimination
GreeenFactory: ...
FoolprooFool: Mississsippi=Misippi
GreeenFactory: ulitarate!!
FoolprooFool: good szabo!
PoJo345: WRONG.
GreeenFactory: caint spel good
PoJo345: Call me Mizpah.
GreeenFactory: jew?
PoJo345: No. Hindi.
FoolprooFool: lern to spel fur teh luv of zabes
GreeenFactory: much love
PoJo345: mucho amor
FoolprooFool: viele Leiben
FoolprooFool: i think...
GreeenFactory: ha
GreeenFactory: been too long?
FoolprooFool: >:o
Krayer: Good luck sorting out the German. I'm need to go write the e-mail I promised somebody.
FoolprooFool: :-D:-!>:o:three stages of life--happiness (tiff knows about this), drunkness, and the painful sobreity
GreeenFactory: lol
GreeenFactory: hap
GreeenFactory: hap
PoJo345: Good lucky Kaley. And may you never think about abusing cows in Beloved.
FoolprooFool: *sobriety
FoolprooFool: wtf
Krayer: Lol, thanks! Night.
Krayer has left the room.
PoJo345: Gotta love it.
GreeenFactory: o yeah
PoJo345: Ooohhh. I'm good.
GreeenFactory: dave
PoJo345: Feel my love.
GreeenFactory: you awake?
GreeenFactory: still 'up'?
PoJo345: Dave is seepin' like my cat, Samwise Gamgee.
FoolprooFool: he gone to his bed with his cample
GreeenFactory: with model UN, tiffany no longer needs his comp
GreeenFactory: that room was packed
PoJo345: HA.
PoJo345: TIFF>
FoolprooFool: note: you are being watched so stop going through those files hsieh
PoJo345: livin' da good life
PoJo345: sackville bagginses
GreeenFactory: aaaahhhhh
GreeenFactory: AAAAAHHHHH
GreeenFactory: i dont know anymore
GreeenFactory: you know what's not fair?
FoolprooFool: yes
GreeenFactory: then come and fly a kite with me...
PoJo345: k
PoJo345: i will take you
PoJo345: leave the white's only bench
PoJo345: leave it!
PoJo345: (or take it wit you)
FoolprooFool: no, is he a cripple?
FoolprooFool: stop the nonsense and take the inspiration from love
FoolprooFool: which is hate
FoolprooFool: therefore, everyone is screwed
PoJo345: alright
PoJo345: i've decided
PoJo345: i have 2008 words
PoJo345: i will take Tash's suggestion
PoJo345: 1997
PoJo345: a good year
FoolprooFool: minus 2 marks
PoJo345: and a good word count
GreeenFactory: haha
PoJo345: here
PoJo345: help me out here
PoJo345: what should i remove here?
PoJo345: Shortly after inauguration, Kennedy learned about such covert operations as Operation Mongoose, an ongoing cooperation to undermine Castro's support.
PoJo345: ACK!
PoJo345: cooperation?
GreeenFactory: cheat the cocks, i mean cocks cheat, dawn cocks, cheating...
PoJo345: wrong!
FoolprooFool: cut the whole thing!!!
FoolprooFool: not just that sentence, the whole thing
PoJo345: oh
PoJo345: i see
PoJo345: 0 words?
PoJo345: no problem
FoolprooFool: i am at about 1200 without D and E
FoolprooFool: yeah
FoolprooFool: >:o
GreeenFactory: :-*
FoolprooFool: the happy face
PoJo345: except i would still lose points
FoolprooFool: hsieh, tiff is not here
PoJo345: must have atleast 1800
PoJo345: or lose points
GreeenFactory: ha
PoJo345: i lose both ways
FoolprooFool: no, 1500 to 2000
PoJo345: oh
PoJo345: well
PoJo345: sitll
PoJo345: *still
PoJo345: 0
PoJo345: is less
PoJo345: than 1500
FoolprooFool: can you get anything right?
FoolprooFool: :-$
PoJo345: I can get more than david when he smells his own urine. I can also taste the rainbow that is actually a part of your body.
FoolprooFool: duh, we all know that...
GreeenFactory: "Don't make me play my magic flute", replied the youngest son. While the snakes hissed, the youngest son played his flute and the four snakes turned into four beautiful girls.
GreeenFactory: part of my psych project
FoolprooFool: having fun scrambling to finish?
PoJo345: HAHAAH!
PoJo345: SS
PoJo345: SS!!!!!!!
GreeenFactory: hiSS
PoJo345: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
PoJo345: HISS
PoJo345: yeas
PoJo345: yeash
PoJo345: yeasheiekdc
FoolprooFool: spells shit
GreeenFactory: SShea
PoJo345: shipsele
FoolprooFool: it is sh
FoolprooFool: shea
GreeenFactory: SSzabo
PoJo345: schmeckle
FoolprooFool: scahuspiel
FoolprooFool: speckle
GreeenFactory: SSilver
FoolprooFool: wait a minute...
PoJo345: SSzabo2@tampabay.rr.com
GreeenFactory: somebody to love
GreeenFactory: haha
GreeenFactory: he knew
GreeenFactory: all along
PoJo345: THAT's my real address yo
GreeenFactory: aight yo
PoJo345: HAHAHA
PoJo345: i know it!
GreeenFactory: gtg finish
PoJo345: NO
FoolprooFool: yes
PoJo345: you will finish tomorrow before class
FoolprooFool: No
FoolprooFool: hsaha
GreeenFactory: until the donuts unite us....
PoJo345: do
PoJo345: nut
PoJo345: and the michael jackson kid
PoJo345: "whoooo!"
GreeenFactory: culkin?
GreeenFactory: see the good son?
GreeenFactory: evil little bastard
PoJo345: Good piece
GreeenFactory: good pos
FoolprooFool: this conversation deviates easily
FoolprooFool: elaborate
FoolprooFool: please
GreeenFactory: LOL
GreeenFactory: wut tash?
FoolprooFool: tell me ehy
PoJo345: EXPLAIN.
PoJo345: ehy?
FoolprooFool: EXPOUND YOU FOOL
PoJo345: ehy you do this to me hsieh?
GreeenFactory: culkin
FoolprooFool: wait, i am the fool
FoolprooFool: stop
FoolprooFool: i am not evil
PoJo345: EHY you die!
GreeenFactory: juxtaposes with
GreeenFactory: huck fin
FoolprooFool: i am just challenged
GreeenFactory: i know
FoolprooFool: in niceness
PoJo345: autobiographical novel
GreeenFactory: a coming of age story
PoJo345: i love
GreeenFactory: of a lion, simba
PoJo345: you
FoolprooFool: of course it is, A+
FoolprooFool: who is you
FoolprooFool: you are who
PoJo345: my side stays firm, your side stays mushy - my pops
GreeenFactory: he ventures out into the world where he leaves his worries behind
FoolprooFool: you love yourself
GreeenFactory: "hakuna matata"
GreeenFactory: yet must return to the pride lands and face his fears
PoJo345: what a wonderful POS
FoolprooFool: meaning...
PoJo345: hakuna matana
PoJo345: ain't no passis PSS
GreeenFactory: what a wonderful phrase
GreeenFactory: it means no worries
GreeenFactory: for the rest of your days
PoJo345: it means SS for the rest of your days
GreeenFactory: pretty much
GreeenFactory: left and right
GreeenFactory: both
GreeenFactory: each side
GreeenFactory: kill scar
PoJo345: haha
GreeenFactory: "circle of life"
PoJo345: with killer looks?
GreeenFactory: looks that kill
PoJo345: like in psycho?
PoJo345: Kiss from a rose in kirk's car, eh?
GreeenFactory: haha
GreeenFactory: ah man
GreeenFactory: seal
GreeenFactory: ouch
PoJo345: Seal knows how to belt it. talkin' about ss
PoJo345: Ss
PoJo345: sS
PoJo345: sS
PoJo345: Ss
GreeenFactory: aight yall
PoJo345: gest
GreeenFactory: until donuts....
PoJo345: gestgestgestgest
PoJo345: k
PoJo345: unite
GreeenFactory: us
PoJo345: the rings of power
PoJo345: we will conquer the world
PoJo345: before ourselves
PoJo345: and then
GreeenFactory: this chat has just gone down
PoJo345: hoem
GreeenFactory: wtf we talking bout
FoolprooFool: what zabes?
GreeenFactory has left the room.
PoJo345: i went to harvard and oxford.
FoolprooFool: why
FoolprooFool: why
PoJo345: hmm
PoJo345: ehy
PoJo345: i say too
PoJo345: footnotes
PoJo345: are from
FoolprooFool: how many ways can why be arranged?
FoolprooFool: answer me
FoolprooFool: >:o
PoJo345: does order matter?
PoJo345: I'm waiting for an unintended response.
PoJo345: Where is it/
FoolprooFool: oh, you are in trouble
FoolprooFool: too bad
PoJo345: trouble
PoJo345: of
PoJo345: what?
FoolprooFool: i will leave know and let you know
FoolprooFool: never
FoolprooFool: soon
FoolprooFool: never
PoJo345: know
FoolprooFool: soon
FoolprooFool: never
FoolprooFool: soon
PoJo345: you love homophones, don't you?
FoolprooFool: yes, know
FoolprooFool has left the room.
PoJo345: Matt doesn't know it yet, but I'm in his house, and I have a fork. Go figure.
PoJo345: Peace David.
PoJo345: You'll soon find yourself within Dale Earnhardt Jr.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/27/2002 09:17:00 PM | 0 comments

Adams...I think I Know Now




posted by His name is Matt at 8/27/2002 07:21:00 PM | 0 comments

Running in the Family

posted by His name is Matt at 8/27/2002 07:07:00 PM | 0 comments



I Need Back...to School

Yo. I'm Professor Kat Donaldson, D.O., M.O., H.O.M.O., and referee. I have been the advisor for Hash Paddle for many weeks now, and
I must say he is a very gifted student. Not only does he portray a young man very interested in the improvement of society (in his research
towards a cure for cancer), he seems to have an affinity with the forensic chemical treatment tank that I have never seen in any other person,
except for perhaps myself.

If any of you see Hash, please grab him and tell him how much he has benefitted my life, both professionally and...err...personally. Thank you for your time.
I must get back to my...er...work. Donaldson out. -beep-

posted by His name is Matt at 8/27/2002 06:56:00 PM | 0 comments

Stenard, you're going down. I'm gonna top that mop of yours.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/27/2002 06:36:00 PM | 0 comments

Ravages of a Forgotten Province

June 17th
Forces from Dragons Dreams (25:49) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 77 acres!
We lost nothing in the struggle.


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June 23rd
Forces from Dangerous Judgement (25:49) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 64 acres!
We lost nothing in the struggle.


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June 23rd
Forces from Dangerous Judgement (25:49) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 52 acres!
We lost nothing in the struggle.


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June 23rd
Forces from Dangerous Judgement (25:49) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 43 acres!
We lost nothing in the struggle.


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June 23rd
Forces from Dangerous Judgement (25:49) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 35 acres!
We lost nothing in the struggle.


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July 1st
Forces from sako ini (15:1) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 1 acres!
We lost nothing in the struggle.


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July 1st
Storms are ravaging our lands!
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July 1st
Droughts are reducing our daily harvests and slowing our soldier draft! 0 horses also died from starvation.
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July 1st
Droughts are reducing our daily harvests and slowing our soldier draft! 0 horses also died from starvation.
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July 1st
15,408gc were stolen from our coffers!
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July 1st
We have found thieves from sako ini (15:1) causing trouble within our lands!
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July 1st
2242 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
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July 1st
We have found thieves from sako ini (15:1) causing trouble within our lands!
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July 1st
0 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 1st
108 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 1st
We have found thieves from sako ini (15:1) causing trouble within our lands!
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July 1st
We have found thieves from sako ini (15:1) causing trouble within our lands!
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July 1st
53 of our peasants abandoned us hoping for a better life!
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July 1st
0 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
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July 1st
Our spellcasting ability has been sabotaged!
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July 6th
18,385gc were stolen from our coffers!
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July 6th
16,942gc were stolen from our coffers!
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July 6th
15,612gc were stolen from our coffers!
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July 6th
We have found thieves from sako ini (15:1) causing trouble within our lands!
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July 6th
Droughts are reducing our daily harvests and slowing our soldier draft! 0 horses also died from starvation.
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July 6th
Droughts are reducing our daily harvests and slowing our soldier draft! 0 horses also died from starvation.
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July 6th
Droughts are reducing our daily harvests and slowing our soldier draft! 0 horses also died from starvation.
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July 6th
0 of our specialist troops abandoned us hoping for a better life!
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July 6th
1389 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
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July 11th
53 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 11th
53 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 11th
We have found thieves from DragiuMountains (25:49) causing trouble within our lands!
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July 11th
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
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July 11th
Forces from DragiuMountains (25:49) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 28 acres!
We lost nothing in the struggle.


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July 11th
We have found thieves from DragiuMountains (25:49) causing trouble within our lands!
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July 12th
49 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 12th
49 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 12th
49 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 12th
49 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 12th
49 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 12th
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
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July 12th
49 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 12th
49 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 12th
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
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July 12th
We have found thieves from DragiuMountains (25:49) causing trouble within our lands!
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July 12th
58 of our people were kidnapped!
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July 18th
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posted by His name is Matt at 8/27/2002 06:23:00 PM | 0 comments

Yo beano-- Is that still sitting on your shelf? hehe, I remember it.

You make me giggle.

posted by Anonymous at 8/27/2002 03:01:00 PM | 0 comments

posted by Anonymous at 8/27/2002 12:41:00 AM | 0 comments

Monday, August 26, 2002

hey, were any of the rest of you born to hand jive?

posted by Anonymous at 8/26/2002 09:26:00 PM | 0 comments

INMN. What does that mean?

posted by His name is Matt at 8/26/2002 08:35:00 PM | 0 comments

Some Will Like it. Other's Won't.

As a trucker in Wisconsin stops for a red light, a blonde
> catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
> and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and
> she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some
> of your load."
>
> The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When
> the truck stops for another red light, the girl again
> catches up . She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks
> on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
>
> As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi,
> my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
> Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
> continues down the street.
>
> At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
> out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
> knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
> Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
> some of your load!"
>
> When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races
> to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly
> gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He
> knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi,
> my name is Kevin, it is winter and I'm driving the SALT
> TRUCK!!"

posted by His name is Matt at 8/26/2002 08:04:00 PM | 0 comments

The Future is Bright

PoJo345: Binomial System of Nonmenclature.
Light Warrior 86: wut?
PoJo345: Explain the reasoning behind this method of classifying organisms.
Light Warrior 86: don't kno

posted by His name is Matt at 8/26/2002 07:54:00 PM | 0 comments

Offerings Le, Hey Hey

Everything in my heart to see what is seen in my future.
My friends I hold close to me and cherish for eternity.
Never be forgotten.
I always loving and caring hoping to be one with our hearts.
Your lovely eyes brighten my days with joy.
Thinking of you that we can stay for life or for a period of time.
A kiss from you can bring the life of those who lost faith in oneself.
Hoping for a wish that would come true by believing to yourself.
Wondering it would happen that we will love each other.
You are my friend that we are close like brothers in a way.
I can tell you things and you can help me in my life and you too.
We can talk about things and we are like the best of friends.
But not realizing that we are good friends.
But we will help each other with each other's life.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/26/2002 07:51:00 PM | 0 comments

Livin' da BI Life

PoJo345: wassup my dawg?
IBQT735: hey
PoJo345: livin' it up?
IBQT735: are ya going to homecoming?
IBQT735: yup u?
IBQT735: u going?
PoJo345: Sure.
IBQT735: has anyone offered to be your backup date?
IBQT735: :-)
PoJo345: who says I have a primary date?
IBQT735: do you still think candace is a hott tomally?
PoJo345: tomato soup
IBQT735: lol
PoJo345: candace sick today?
PoJo345: do you know of this?
IBQT735: yeah i do:-)
PoJo345: good
PoJo345: what can you tell
IBQT735: that she has a sinus infection..
IBQT735: what else do you want to know?
IBQT735: :-)
PoJo345: Three legs, or three feet?
IBQT735: lol nope:-)
IBQT735: g2g hun
PoJo345: aiight
PoJo345: adios
PoJo345: have fun
PoJo345: in the sun
PoJo345: where no gun
PoJo345: is alex jung

posted by His name is Matt at 8/26/2002 07:47:00 PM | 0 comments

Actors Hate Historians

PoJo345: Livin' it up?
Wildpenguin: just got some really bad news in the theatre today
PoJo345: Really?
Wildpenguin: whoops, wrong IM
PoJo345: What could possibly be worse than that?
PoJo345: t
PoJo345: h
Auto response from Wildpenguin: Attention class of 2003: Please bend over and prepare to take it up the ass ONCE AGAIN.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/26/2002 07:46:00 PM | 0 comments

Musical Offering for the Day

Over the mountains and the sea,
Your river runs with love for me,
and I will open up my heart
and let the Healer set me free.
I'm happy to be in the truth,
and I will daily lift my hands:
for I will always sing of when
Your love came down. [Yeah!]

I could sing of Your love forever,
I could sing of Your love forever,
I could sing of Your love forever,
I could sing of Your love forever. [Repeat]

Oh, I feel like dancing -
it's foolishness I know;
but, when the world has seen the light,
they will dance with joy,
like we're dancing now.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/26/2002 07:34:00 PM | 0 comments

Sunday, August 25, 2002

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posted by His name is Matt at 8/25/2002 09:37:00 PM | 0 comments

What kirk?

posted by His name is Matt at 8/25/2002 07:51:00 PM | 0 comments

Was It Blockage? Not sure now.

dMarTini585 signed on at 6:19:47 AM.
dMarTini585 signed off at 6:21:44 AM.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/25/2002 12:02:00 PM | 0 comments

Blocked? Sure I Was

PoJo345: sup.
dMarTini585: who is this??
PoJo345: A kid from school.
dMarTini585: whats your name??
PoJo345: Matt Zaboo.
dMarTini585: oh...ok
dMarTini585: whats up?
PoJo345: Not much, just working on the IA. You?
PoJo345: (for history)
dMarTini585 signed off at 6:19:14 AM.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/25/2002 11:58:00 AM | 0 comments

The Chat was too big to post. Had to delete it. Not that anyone cares.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/25/2002 10:59:00 AM | 0 comments

Saturday, August 24, 2002

Questions of Uncertainty

CoW GuRLXoXoX: well we're outty for now talk to ya later
PoJo345: ok
PoJo345: have fun
PoJo345: and don't forget about homecoming
PoJo345: it's coming soon
PoJo345: and life will never be the same wihtout it
CoW GuRLXoXoX: what about homecoming???????
PoJo345: it's coming
PoJo345: soon
CoW GuRLXoXoX: i know
PoJo345: it will be upon us before you know it
PoJo345: i need your help in getting johny to take me to homecoming
CoW GuRLXoXoX: johnnie is taking you to homecoming?
CoW GuRLXoXoX: why?
PoJo345: i have needs, ya know.
CoW GuRLXoXoX: oh ok
CoW GuRLXoXoX: i'll talk to ya later
CoW GuRLXoXoX: buh bye
PoJo345: ok
PoJo345: have fun
PoJo345: think of a plan
PoJo345: fo rme
PoJo345: thanks
PoJo345: good by
PoJo345: have fun
CoW GuRLXoXoX: why don't you just ask him if he'll go to h.c with you?
PoJo345: i'm too nervous
PoJo345: i need someone to bring up the subject
PoJo345: like you
PoJo345: you could do it
PoJo345: then it would be easier for me
CoW GuRLXoXoX: so i ask j to ask you to hc for you?
PoJo345: something like taht
CoW GuRLXoXoX: ok
CoW GuRLXoXoX: i'll try
CoW GuRLXoXoX: bye
PoJo345: bye
CoW GuRLXoXoX signed off at 4:07:03 PM.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/24/2002 09:45:00 PM | 0 comments

Rantings of a Famous Fool

PoJo345: GOOD.
PoJo345: I love when you touch me in that way, cause you escite a homrone wihin me that is so stimulated by our touch that the rest of the world will now respect my writings. for example don don relaid will be respected by the world because it was make before the 34th century in which the world will be turned into the world of a rabbit and the rest of the nation will eat gum tied to a pile of smoking dog shit
Snert7496: my god
Snert7496: my dear god
PoJo345: Love me up you steamin gpile of do ghshit
Snert7496: zzzzzzssssssstttttt
PoJo345: sometimes you should never respect what kafka says about the rest of your life. I think you should go eat some turk peas and then go talk to snert323 who has a remedy for the disease that you will contract. Furthermore, going to school will prolong your life because you will learn how to eat the dirt from the earth, which is found everywhere in this god forsken planet created by mother pig. Also, go eat some yellow cheese bread found at your local panera for some extra sensory stimulation. You will be glad you did it, cause you will then have the best oral ingestion of a dog intestine than your friend ellena who actually is a terminally ill pig infected by the infectiious yet belligerant disease of hypodistromatic anemia. so go and find it, and you shall be looked for.
Snert7496: che buono
PoJo345: it is not for the weak minded because foreskin has this quality, a quality that is so beyond all reason that if you touch it it will fall apart right in your very hands. foreskin was made so that you could peel it off like a banana, a banana that has no life but is set to be used for the betterment of more fortunate individuals. I think you should go take your foreskin, stick it in the wall, and tell it that you love it so much taht you woul dbe willing to give it a bath in the most infectious water filled with pathogens created by the evil emperor gastro who is actually a stomach virus that enjoys eating the yellow seeds that are found within the innermost sections of teh body, that body meaning the body of water associated with bile in the nethermost regions of new york city, not the state mind you. so if you suck on it enough;, you will not be the man, but rather the woman you really are. so never get me started on this tirade again or you will feel the wrath of a man who was never diagnosed with hodgkins disease, but actually has tetanus and is foaming from the mouth.
Snert7496: put these on blogger please

posted by His name is Matt at 8/24/2002 08:40:00 PM | 0 comments

We need haiku.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/24/2002 08:38:00 PM | 0 comments

Ick, ick Vishinsky, HannibalSmith,quadrats and trophics and Santigo...complete sh... Realism,naturalsim and people w/ dirty hands wtf! Jeremy by Peal Jam. Pojo and 13th Avenue. Walk...hrny guy ( can I say this here) and white car. "Do you wash your pants in windex, 'cause I could see myself in them."

posted by Anonymous at 8/24/2002 07:44:00 PM | 0 comments

I feel like a carcass on the desert road...like a rabbit under water...I feel like the man who lives in China but only speaks Creole...Like the zombie who worked on my grandmother�s farm for 20 yrs, like a goat wearing a harness,
I feel like a guest at the Tajma Hall.

posted by Anonymous at 8/24/2002 07:22:00 PM | 0 comments

A Perfect Mistaken Identity for the Information Age

AR 588: szabo the point of testing the away is for you to im with it on
AR 588: lets try it again
PoJo345: what the fick

Auto response from AR 588: I'm currently away so I have setup an ultra sophisticated program to continue this conversation in my absense.
AR 588: Hey how you doing
PoJo345: Not bad, you?
AR 588: Good, so whats up
PoJo345: Nothing mcuh
PoJo345:*much
AR 588: K, Well nice talking to you
AR 588: huh, huh?
PoJo345: ...
PoJo345: DAVID??
PoJo345: what the fick
Auto response from PoJo345: "His mouth started to speak, but his brain decided it hadn't got anything to say yet and shut it again. His brain then started to contend with the problem of what his eyes told it they were
looking at, but in doing so relinquished control of the mouth which promptly fell open again. Once more gathering up the jaw, his brain lost control of his left hand which then wandered
around in an aimless fashion. For a second or so the brain tried to catch the left hand without letting go of the mouth and simultaneously tried to think about what was buried in the ice,
which is probably why the legs went and Arthur dropped restfully to the ground."
AR 588: ok
AR 588: yo
PoJo345: what you want
PoJo345: bit
AR 588: what did you think anyway
PoJo345: i think you suck
AR 588: yo, dont tell me you are still putting energy into the ia, come on b, its a lost cause, come one fly right essay
AR 588: why do I suck
AR 588: how could you possibly know, i mean, only hsieh....
PoJo345: huh
AR 588: nm
AR 588: whats going on
PoJo345: shut up michael
AR 588: michael?
PoJo345: ?
AR 588: you said shut up michael
AR 588: wtf
AR 588: well know I must go away, talk to you when you reorrient yourself into the real world, not the world o history szabes
PoJo345: my name is not zabes

Auto response from AR 588: Out Crushing Capitalism, no time to talk, try back later PoJo345

PoJo345: communism is for the weakminded
PoJo345: i think that is something you know
PoJo345: and i think you need to accept that this world has never and will never support a pro communist government when the united states of america has the means of destroying the seed of its creation. This you know now, and i expect you to implement this ideology into your everyday life, suppressing any views that contradict the one given here. And if I ever find out that you are in association with any former or current communists, or for that matter anyone who has ever been associated with those scum bags, you will be removed from your position as high chancellor of zabuamia.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/24/2002 06:16:00 PM | 0 comments

History IA is gonna be a tight contest. Gotta condense nearly 2 sections into approximately 500 words. Ouch.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/24/2002 12:46:00 PM | 0 comments

Thursday, August 22, 2002

I like it. Frontline is so sweet.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/22/2002 04:57:00 PM | 0 comments

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Thus, the comparison of the known/unknown aspects of the two compared characters creates an effect that is similar to the "anti-gringo" theme (shown through Jean de Satigny) in Allende's House of the Spirits. Although not quite as blunt, San Roman's traits as an mysterious foreigner (accentuated through the comparison of Nasar) acts as a theme, proclaiming the necessary caution that should be implemented when dealing with foreigners. The consequences of overlooking this advice, as the novel makes clear, may result in murder.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/21/2002 05:50:00 PM | 0 comments

Where art thou, my Lily? Cheese baiting, most likely.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/21/2002 05:29:00 PM | 0 comments

Stupid Quote of the Day - Just call me Dave. - RPGHeroYuy

posted by His name is Matt at 8/21/2002 05:27:00 PM | 0 comments

Tuesday, August 20, 2002

Examining the Mysteries of Nothingness, Part 1

You have just entered room "Chat 36312676100820042767."
FoolprooFool has entered the room.
FoolprooFool: really?
GreeenFactory has entered the room.
PoJo345: Yes.
PoJo345: 100%.
GreeenFactory: ?
FoolprooFool: don't worry, you know nothing
PoJo345: Yes.
PoJo345: Nothing about nothing.
PoJo345: Or something about nothing.
PoJo345: Something or nothing?
PoJo345: Nothing or something?
PoJo345: Either way.
PoJo345: It's too much.
FoolprooFool: you are confusing and rambling
GreeenFactory: wah?
KiMmErS387 has entered the room.
PoJo345: What?
PoJo345: Hi.
PoJo345: How's school going?
KiMmErS387: hEY
KiMmErS387: good
PoJo345: That's great to hear.
KiMmErS387: everything alright ,with you ?
PoJo345: Yeah, everything is great, no worries, problems, or frustrations of any kind.
KiMmErS387: thats good
PoJo345: It certainly is.
PoJo345: And Vanessa, is she doing well in her college?
KiMmErS387: she is leaving tomorrow morning
PoJo345: Really?
PoJo345: Tell her Matt wishes her well.
KiMmErS387: yepp
KiMmErS387: alright , Ill tell her
PoJo345: Thanks. I'm sure she'll do fine.
KiMmErS387: yeah, she is extremely nervous
GreeenFactory: no worries, problems, or frustrations of any kind.
PoJo345: Ah well, she'll get there and find out that there was nothing to worry about at all.
KiMmErS387: yeah, hopefully
PoJo345: That's right Brian. No worries, Be Happy.
PoJo345: Yeah. Hope is a good thing. As long as it doesn't run out.
KiMmErS387: yepp
KiMmErS387: I have to go
KiMmErS387: Ill talk to you later
KiMmErS387: bye Matt
PoJo345: Alright. Nice talking to you.
PoJo345: See ya.
KiMmErS387 has left the room.
PoJo345: The breakage of the fellowship.
GreeenFactory: haha
PoJo345: The ring is lost....will it be found.
PoJo345: Only the one who truly exists can answer that question.
PoJo345: And he is not here.
PoJo345: He's over there in that corner, yeah, that guy with the tophat.
PoJo345: I don't know him very well. Do you Hsieh?
PoJo345: Or perhaps you, Mr. Fool?
GreeenFactory: wtf szabo
GreeenFactory: hahah
PoJo345: Oh and by the way, if you do not want me to post this in Blogger, speak now.
GreeenFactory: i dont know man
PoJo345: I was planning on posting this for analysis.
GreeenFactory: you and kimmer?
PoJo345: Kimmer and you.
AR 588 has entered the room.
PoJo345: David has entered the building.
GreeenFactory: i had nothing to do with kimmer
PoJo345: When will he leave? Only the tophat man can tell.
AR 588: right now
PoJo345: You had everything to do with "it".
PoJo345: Motivations, influences, even downright economic deals....everything in Kimer timeline has your signature all over it.
PoJo345: Hmm.
GreeenFactory: no
PoJo345: Someone has to break it.
PoJo345: Will it be you?
GreeenFactory: the ice
PoJo345: Or perhaps you?
PoJo345: Or even...u.
GreeenFactory: tiff will do it
AR 588: wtf are u talking bout
PoJo345: Or maybe ewe.
GreeenFactory: the world just became clearer to szabo
GreeenFactory: he had his moment of david tiffany
PoJo345: Hsieh speaks not only the truth, but the way of the Cold Warrior.
GreeenFactory: cold warrior
PoJo345: That's right.
AR 588: perhaps he-she would like to see the world through the eyes of his country men, after I get through with you they will have to rename the courtyard tienimen square
GreeenFactory: haha
GreeenFactory: i mean, wah?.. that never happened...
AR 588: yes, just like the holocaust of the killing of all the polish officers, right
PoJo345: I wonder.
GreeenFactory: holocaust?
PoJo345: Seria?
AR 588: *of = or
AR 588: two seperate examples
AR 588: so matt (howell) would you like to hear of the g4 meeting from today
RpgHeeroYuy has entered the room.
GreeenFactory: this is matt?
FoolprooFool: yes i would: i like kirk's poem on blogger
FoolprooFool: what happened?
RpgHeeroYuy: Hi.
GreeenFactory: o junk
GreeenFactory: fool is howell?
FoolprooFool: no
PoJo345: Howell is a fool.
AR 588: the fool
PoJo345: Symbolocially.
GreeenFactory: wtf
FoolprooFool: the foolproof
PoJo345: *spelling is correct.
FoolprooFool: fool
RpgHeeroYuy: who are you guyz
PoJo345: i think i made a bad choice somewhere along the line
AR 588: the better question is who are you, and do you believe in the aryan cause
FoolprooFool: HEY david, what happened?
RpgHeeroYuy: how do you know my name?
GreeenFactory: spell it right tiff
GreeenFactory: ASIAN
PoJo345: Confusion imminent.
AR 588: we can set out the criterion latter
GreeenFactory: you always get those two letters screwed up
RpgHeeroYuy: huh?
PoJo345: I wonder how much time is left.
PoJo345: None.
PoJo345: Yes.
PoJo345: I'm sure of it now.
AR 588: hey let me ask you something, how much german do you know and do you have any problem with beatings
PoJo345: Yes and no.
PoJo345: No and yes.
PoJo345: 3 and 4. 7 and 34.
PoJo345: or maybe 12.
PoJo345: definition is everything, yet everything cannot exist without definition.
PoJo345: Do you exist.
PoJo345: Do I exist.
PoJo345: I think fool knows the answer.
PoJo345: the green fact knows more green facts than perhaps he should.
PoJo345: ar is not 588, yet 588 was never meant to be with ar.
PoJo345: and this 345 fellow.
PoJo345: He jumps in. The star falls.
PoJo345: Was he a warrior or an incompetent idiot?
RpgHeeroYuy: I'd go with the idiot.
GreeenFactory: no dude, the idot levels too slow
AR 588: hey no ones an idiot here, were just different
RpgHeeroYuy: I know this kid.
RpgHeeroYuy: Just as floaty as this dude here.
GreeenFactory: fruity
PoJo345: I'm feelin' it.
GreeenFactory: yeah?
PoJo345: I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' the hunger.
PoJo345: The hunger for sleep.
PoJo345: The hunger for spanish hw.
PoJo345: and finally
PoJo345: the hunger for the hoary and the prolific.
PoJo345: h and p don't go together, yet here they do.
PoJo345: mi reloj no anda no mas, y no sabe el tiemo.
PoJo345: *tiempo.
PoJo345: I hope so.
PoJo345: For his sake.
GreeenFactory: rpgheeroyuy
PoJo345: Give me slumber, and I won't move ship.
GreeenFactory: you wouldnt happend to know chris would you?
RpgHeeroYuy: hmm?
GreeenFactory: you know chris yeah?
RpgHeeroYuy: who?
RpgHeeroYuy: Chris who?
Y2mmmmkay has entered the room.
PoJo345: ...
Y2mmmmkay: hey
Y2mmmmkay: whasup
PoJo345: not much
PoJo345: you?
GreeenFactory: dont post this
PoJo345: Oh, i will.
PoJo345: I must.
GreeenFactory: fawker
GreeenFactory: no
PoJo345: It's chock full of it.
GreeenFactory: of what?
PoJo345: ship. what blogger is made for.
Y2mmmmkay: I gotta go
Y2mmmmkay: see ys
PoJo345: bye
PoJo345: don't eat too much beef now.
PoJo345: thanks
GreeenFactory: did you copy the spanish hw?
GreeenFactory: what was the assign?
RpgHeeroYuy: 103, ABC?
GreeenFactory: wtf
GreeenFactory: some random guy?
RpgHeeroYuy: how you doin.
GreeenFactory: how he know?
RpgHeeroYuy: hahaaha
Y2mmmmkay has left the room.
GreeenFactory: how you doin?!
RpgHeeroYuy: I doin' well.
GreeenFactory: anyway big guy, wrong page numbers
GreeenFactory: that was last nights
GreeenFactory: i need tonights
RpgHeeroYuy: hmm
RpgHeeroYuy: i go to school
RpgHeeroYuy: but i don't read.
GreeenFactory: flan
GreeenFactory: you had it before?
GreeenFactory: that spanish jello stuff
PoJo345: jello is tasty
PoJo345: maybe i have three eyes and ears.
PoJo345: I must learn to dance the jig of men.
PoJo345: My name is not Mike.
FoolprooFool: 345, are you tired of the violence
GreeenFactory: o yeah
GreeenFactory: tis he
PoJo345: Violence is nonexistant.
FoolprooFool: why do you keep telling people to hit you?
GreeenFactory: haha
GreeenFactory: cause he's white
RpgHeeroYuy: Don't arouse the fears. Take them in, and hold them there until you burst, spilling organic matter all over the kitchen table, where your children are having breakfast while the mother sticks her head in the oven.
FoolprooFool: its a serious matter
PoJo345: What is serious?
GreeenFactory: did
GreeenFactory: you ever notice
PoJo345: my true name?
FoolprooFool: if you want people to respect you, you should just...(message edited for content)
FoolprooFool: oh well
GreeenFactory: microphone
RpgHeeroYuy: I suggest no censorship. We speak more clearly when all the words are heard.
PoJo345: Mikerophone?
GreeenFactory: only need how many?
RpgHeeroYuy: I bid you all adieu, my time has run out.
RpgHeeroYuy has left the room.
GreeenFactory: nah
GreeenFactory: wtf
GreeenFactory: who was that?
GreeenFactory: WHO!!!!
GreeenFactory: not flan
GreeenFactory: was it mike?
PoJo345: God?
GreeenFactory: Dog?
GreeenFactory: dangit
PoJo345: I'll have to talk to him.
GreeenFactory: "i big you all adieu"
PoJo345: like qt.
GreeenFactory: that not mike
GreeenFactory: how he know the spanish hw?
PoJo345: is 103 spanish?
FoolprooFool: that is someone who needs to be reminded of his place
GreeenFactory: that was last nights
GreeenFactory: but still
GreeenFactory: to know last nights hw
PoJo345: Marquez.
PoJo345: Coincidence is nothing.
GreeenFactory: Matute
GreeenFactory: haha
GreeenFactory: wtf
GreeenFactory: dangit
PoJo345: I'm blind and my name is Nin.
PoJo345: Give me some flowers for my socket.
PoJo345: Hmm.
GreeenFactory: howell
GreeenFactory: you know?
PoJo345: I need to get out of that mode, don't you think?
GreeenFactory: aight yall
PoJo345: Howell is a master of psychoanalysis.
GreeenFactory: need to bid this adieu
PoJo345: He will uncover the facade of our enigmatic friend.
GreeenFactory: nough ime pent n his hing
PoJo345: I don't know Taiwanese. English, yes.
PoJo345: The word is broken, hallowed be it and the rest.
PoJo345: Have fun.
PoJo345: I must now take shower and study.
PoJo345: Good night my friends.
GreeenFactory: sure
GreeenFactory: shall i send you away?
PoJo345: send me
GreeenFactory: prOn
PoJo345: no
PoJo345: don't send
PoJo345: not that way
PoJo345: night all

posted by His name is Matt at 8/20/2002 10:15:00 PM | 0 comments

www.geocities.com/truthfulhypocrite2002 Here Stewart. Take. Be happy. Your life ends now.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/20/2002 09:24:00 PM | 0 comments


Averages of the pH at each of the Sites after 2 Weeks of Testing.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/20/2002 09:22:00 PM | 0 comments

Crash...and Burn???

PoJo345: hello
CoW GuRLXoXoX: hey
PoJo345: you know john adams, right?
CoW GuRLXoXoX: yea
PoJo345: or should i say, "Johnny" Adams.
CoW GuRLXoXoX: who is this?
PoJo345: what sort of guy is he? Nice? Suave? Intelligent?
PoJo345: This is someone who is considering the creation of a relationship with this "johnny" adams.
CoW GuRLXoXoX: oh
PoJo345: So, any comments?
CoW GuRLXoXoX: yea just a sec
PoJo345: k
PoJo345: One second has passed...times 60.
CoW GuRLXoXoX: hey matt
PoJo345: my name is kelly.
PoJo345: Do not call me matt?
CoW GuRLXoXoX: ok matt
PoJo345: What an outrage?!
PoJo345: I will have to report this to your superior.
PoJo345: You will be fined absolutely nothing, and feel terrible about it.
CoW GuRLXoXoX: lol
PoJo345: Do not laugh.
PoJo345: Cry.
CoW GuRLXoXoX: i'm not i'm dead serious
CoW GuRLXoXoX: how did you get my sn?
PoJo345: Buddy search. It's the only way to travel.
CoW GuRLXoXoX: i'm not in one of those things
PoJo345: Darn right you are.
PoJo345: So...back to Adams...what sort of man?

Auto response from CoW GuRLXoXoX: Doing homework leave a message!;-) ~*Big Al*~

PoJo345: fine...i will be back.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/20/2002 05:29:00 PM | 0 comments

Something is comin...who knew when?

posted by His name is Matt at 8/20/2002 05:21:00 PM | 0 comments

fie on Thee, strumpet.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/20/2002 05:10:00 PM | 0 comments

Monday, August 19, 2002

Somehow it is 12:01:09 AM...how?

posted by His name is Matt at 8/19/2002 07:51:00 PM | 0 comments

Quote of the millenium - "I have not taught you well, class." - Dr. Hunnicutt

posted by His name is Matt at 8/19/2002 07:01:00 PM | 0 comments

Sunday, August 18, 2002

Hah. That guy does look like my dad. My dad loves spongebob, too.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/18/2002 10:22:00 PM | 0 comments

I need your assistance... Who says "tut tut" as a trademark characteristic/saying?

posted by Anonymous at 8/18/2002 09:56:00 PM | 0 comments

That fact thing was wrong...I can lick my elbow.


Check out this picture...I think it is Dr. Hunnicutt's brother...





Thanks to Katie for hostin it for me.

posted by Anonymous at 8/18/2002 09:12:00 PM | 0 comments

Hsieh, if you did a little research, you would find that I also posted the sermon in my subprofile, under the "IB" page. It will be read, heard, and followed. End of story.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/18/2002 07:33:00 PM | 0 comments

Yes Brian I will become a hooker/stripper. It will suit my exhibitionist tendencies. NOOOO
She "took" to the streets...started running away...for no particular reason...she's just lost it.

posted by Anonymous at 8/18/2002 06:34:00 PM | 0 comments

I tell my mother that I'm exhausted and she tells me this story.
A woman she knew had decided in her adulthood to give school another go. She set high expectations for herself, not that she shouldn't have. Mother says she was very intelligent. She wanted to be a doctor. The woman, whose name escapes for that was not the essence of the story to me, put herself on a strenous study schedule. Even her doctor warned her. One day, she left her house and took to the streets. Anyone who knows me might guess that I would laugh at this story...heartily. But, it suddenly struck me that my mother was making a point. She was entertaining the idea of me taking to the streets as well.

posted by Anonymous at 8/18/2002 05:44:00 PM | 0 comments

IB:

Is tough. Don't enter without prior recommendation from a psychologist that you are mentally (not in intelligence, mind you) ready for the task ahead. Trust me. If I knew the hell I would go through in order to get a simple IB diploma that will probably not help me much at all in life, I would have thrown my IB acceptance letter in a pile of mud and stomped on it until it became clearly illegible. Then, I would go take honor classes, have a life, and still attend the same college that I plan on attending when I leave IB. So much for so little. Help yourself. Never enter into the realm of the IB. You will thank yourself over and over again until the pure elation of not being tied to a paper will liberate you like nothing else can, not even a hot and steamy bath after a long and strenuous run in the Sahara desert being chased by rabid wallabees, each holding two shoulder mounted rocket launchers and armed with two submachine guns, riding on the backs of taxi drivers from New York that are immune to any pain and are so pepped that the mere sound of sweat leaving your body is enough to make them run the circumference of the earth seventy five times after eating a hefty lunch at burger king. Trust me. That's how it is. Don't come here.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/18/2002 05:00:00 PM | 0 comments

21 packs of paper from Staples - $8.00
"I Fling Poo" sticker from Hot Topic - $2.99
Yellow Golf Ball ganked from mini golf course - PRICELESS

- Tony Tran

posted by His name is Matt at 8/18/2002 04:36:00 PM | 0 comments

PoJo345: who are you, for the fiftieth time.
QTQUACK20: why not make it a 51st?
PoJo345: Fine. Then will you tell me?
QTQUACK20: umm....
QTQUACK20: probably not
PoJo345: Fine.
QTQUACK20: yep
PoJo345: How did you get my email address?
PoJo345: err
PoJo345: my screen name?
QTQUACK20: I dont know
QTQUACK20: I thought it was cool
PoJo345: how do you know that i was reading Chonicle of a Death Foretold, and how do you know the charactes within?
QTQUACK20: I didnt know you were reading that book. You brought up the characters, and I've read it
PoJo345: Hah. I likely story.
QTQUACK20: believe whatever you want
PoJo345: I will.
QTQUACK20: good... happy for you
PoJo345: I think I have talked to you before, except you were under a different screen name.
PoJo345: Yes...you're personality is showing through.
PoJo345: *your
PoJo345: I will find out who you are, you know.
PoJo345: It's just a matter of time.
PoJo345: Time solves all problems, it seems.
QTQUACK20: what screenname?
PoJo345: Hah. I will not reveal any of my evidence.
PoJo345: I will only bide my time 'til the moment is right.
QTQUACK20: hahaha
PoJo345: You laugh now. I will seek you out.
PoJo345: Then I will pounce. Be frightened. Be very frightened.
QTQUACK20: I'm never frightened
PoJo345: You will be.
QTQUACK20: you can keep going and I wont stop you, but you'll never know, I promise you that
PoJo345: Hah.
QTQUACK20: haha
PoJo345: Don't make promises you can't keep.
QTQUACK20: oh, but I can
PoJo345: Only time can tell.
QTQUACK20: You don't know anything about me. How will you figure out who I am?
PoJo345: I have my ways.
PoJo345: Or.
PoJo345: You can make things easy.
PoJo345: Confess your identity immediately.
QTQUACK20: I like doing things the hard way
QTQUACK20: theres nothing to confess
PoJo345: Fine.
PoJo345: Perhaps you can simply tell me if I know you in life. If not, then I wont persue the matter with passion.
QTQUACK20: I may have walked past you before
PoJo345: ...
PoJo345: Now we're getting somewhere.
PoJo345: So...you attend the same school as I do?
QTQUACK20: you go to school?
PoJo345: ...
PoJo345: I go to school.
QTQUACK20: what school?
PoJo345: Hmm...don't be stupid.
PoJo345: Are you male or female?
QTQUACK20: I'm not being stupid
PoJo345: Don't be smart then.
QTQUACK20: I'm not being smart
PoJo345: Then what are you being?
PoJo345: Male or Female!?!!?!
QTQUACK20: I am....
PoJo345: hmm...
PoJo345: ...do you know my gender?

QTQUACK20: male
PoJo345: and you know this how?
QTQUACK20: member info
PoJo345: Member info?
QTQUACK20: I have to be going now
PoJo345: ...
QTQUACK20: bye PoJo345
QTQUACK20 signed off at 3:32:50 PM.

Who or what is this fiend? I will not rest until I discover his/her enigmatic identity!!!!

posted by His name is Matt at 8/18/2002 03:35:00 PM | 0 comments

who posted that pic? i really like it....but instead of that quote you need plaths: "out of the ash i'll rise with my red hair and eat men like air". haha.

and may i ask what is a 'glover'?

posted by Anonymous at 8/18/2002 03:00:00 PM | 0 comments

A resurrected Plath? I better go call Dumbledore...he knows how to deal with a phoenix.


posted by His name is Matt at 8/18/2002 01:58:00 PM | 0 comments

slow and steady
each droplet released
signs of life slipping away
dripping from the I.V.
cold and sedated
infused with lethal ecstasy
the fatal combination
leaves a numbing effect
time crawls by
with no destination in sight
no reason to move forward
the overwhelming bane
suffocates anything worth living for
leaving only
an empty
lifeless corpse

posted by Anonymous at 8/18/2002 01:48:00 PM | 0 comments

Hunnitbut is so gonna pull a Glover guys. We all need to be ready for the worst.

posted by His name is Matt at 8/18/2002 12:46:00 PM | 0 comments

Saturday, August 17, 2002

PoJo345: Alright, Cristo, what is the truth of the matter?
AR 588: Do you mind, I'm a lil' busy, that Angela's over again
PoJo345: Oh, right. Ok. Have fun. Tell Angela that Santiago said hi.
AR 588: whats up
PoJo345: Another great change in our world: Blogger's title.
AR 588: I dont know, if you become a television evangelist your house can be bigger
PoJo345: Size isn't everything. Location is. Even you know that.
AR 588: yeah, but if you can have size and location, why not
PoJo345: I'm single. Single. I don't need all the extra room.
AR 588: so's hugh heffner, he found a way to fill it
PoJo345: Heffner is a walking disease.
AR 588: in pajamas, dont forget the pajamas
PoJo345: actually, it's a relaxation robe. A relaxation robe.
PoJo345: http://www.agwright.com/
PoJo345: (look a the pictures of the seaplaning over the san juan islands)
PoJo345: (they look liberating)
AR 588: too liberating for me
PoJo345: That's why you're not a libertarian.
PoJo345: Must have restrictions. Even on human rights.
PoJo345: Too free is too much to handle.
AR 588: I actually agree with most of what they say, except for a few wacked out ideas.
PoJo345: Myself, I prefer a government that rules with an iron fist

The Hand of Oppression

posted by His name is Matt at 8/17/2002 07:07:00 PM | 0 comments